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Cake day: July 30th, 2023

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  • Two come to mind, I’ll drop the heavy one first so if it bums you out, read the fun one next:

    Married - Jack Gilbert - from the collection “Great Fires”

    I came back from the funeral and crawled
    around the apartment crying hard,
    searching for my wife’s hair.
    For two months got them from the drain,
    the vacuum cleaner, under the refrigerator
    and off the clothes in the closet.
    But after other Japanese women came
    there was no way to be sure which were
    hers and I stopped. A year later,
    repotting Michiko’s avocado, I find
    this long black hair tangled in the dirt.

    The Country - Billy Collins - from the collection “Nine Horses”

    I wondered about you
    when you told me never to leave
    a box of wooden, strike-anywhere matches
    lying around the house because the mice

    might get into them and start a fire.
    But your face was absolutely straight
    when you twisted the lid down on the round tin
    where the matches, you said, are always stowed.

    Who could sleep that night?
    Who could whisk away the thought
    of the one unlikely mouse
    padding along a cold water pipe

    behind the floral wallpaper
    gripping a single wooden match
    between the needles of his teeth?
    Who could not see him rounding a corner,

    the blue tip scratching against a rough-hewn beam,
    the sudden flare, and the creature
    for one bright, shining moment
    suddenly thrust ahead of his time—

    now a fire-starter, now a torchbearer
    in a forgotten ritual, little brown druid
    illuminating some ancient night.
    Who could fail to notice,

    lit up in the blazing insulation,
    the tiny looks of wonderment on the faces
    of his fellow mice, onetime inhabitants
    of what once was your house in the country?









  • Sycophantic, but also “lawsuit avoidant”.

    I was released from the hospital following surgery last month and I had a bleeding “event”. I use the word “event” because it sounds more festive.

    Shortly after that, I went to the bathroom, the bleeding seemed to have stopped.

    Just for fun, I thought I’d ask ChatGPT what it thought, telling it the nature of the surgery, the bleeding event, the non-bleeding event, and asking it “So… best of three?”

    And it went HARD on “this is not a best of three scenario! Call 9-1-1! Do it now! You could pass out! Call 9-1-1!”

    I did not call 9-1-1. The bleeding did not resume, I’m fine.








  • I live in protest central, I know a useless protest when I see it.

    Here’s the #1 problem with No Kings:

    Trump doesn’t CARE. You can’t shame the shameless. The only thing that will cause him to take notice is if something impacts him PERSONALLY.

    Get 8 million people in DC and shut it down for a month? That would have an impact.

    A million people trapping him inside Mar-A-Lago? That would have an impact.

    As it stands now? Every protest in a blue city or a blue state? Dismissed with a subtle jerking off motion, or in Trump’s case? Not so subtle. Nothing about him is subtle. LOL.

    BUT - BUT - if No Kings moves to impact the upcoming Senate races to a point where people up-set the apple cart in the same way they are going to do the House? That is going to NEUTER him and he knows it.

    The big thing is, this can’t be a “throw the bastards out” movement, it needs to be about how, specifically, Republican candidates, policy, and ideology are all toxic to us, as a country and as individual people. They went from “the party holding us back” to “the party actively harming us.”