I remember reading some batshit pitch for a movie once where it was something like a buddy cop thing with Vin Diesel and Terry Crews (both IRL dnd-playing nerds), and they had to go undercover at comic-con to stop some terrorist plot. Point is, the bad guy turns out to be Daniel Radcliffe (played by Elijah Wood). With his lackey, Elijah Wood (played by Daniel Radcliffe).

From post-apocalyptic raiders to antihero Casey Jones, weaponized and armored sports gear is always stylish and fashionable.

Not my cat, just a random internet discovery.

2, 3, 4, 6, 1, 7, 5.

Onion rings are either at the top or bottom of the list depending on the batch.

Et tu, crouton?

I feel like the hair was supposed to be somewhere in the middle of a venn diagram of Joan Jett, Pat Benatar, and the Bride of Frankenstein.

TBH I adore Cassandra Peterson IRL too. She’s as witty and sassy as her character, seems to be a genuinely good person, and is still an absolute smokeshow in her 70s. Also she’s a ginger IRL, which is almost as hot as goth.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. One of the OG big tiddy goth girlfriends.

I’ve no doubt she’ll continue to do well, but I’m not sure BG3 directly helped her get the role, other than making her voice recognizable to people. I read an article that said that Sandfall did blind voice auditions for E33. They didn’t even know they’d chosen Charlie Cox until after the fact.

Oh wow. I highly suggest going back through the archives at the source OP linked. I’m 2 dosen or so deep so far, and besides some more great animal feels ones, tehre’s some excellent comedy too. Awesome stuff.

Okay so then in Blade 3 its bsically Blade goign John Wick on some vampires until he finds out the vamp who killed his love is now part of a cult tying to smmon a demon.Then at the climax of the movie he has to choose betoween getting his revenge and stopping the summoning. and Blade is too driven by fury and he goes for revenge. So cliffhanger ending, the demon pops out of a portal. folloed by…

JOHN CONSTANTINE!

THAT’S RIGHT BIGHTCHES, BLADE 4 IS A BACKDOOR MARVEL/DC CROSSOVER!

Upon further consideration and two drinks, I deand Hollywood use this as the twist ending to give Blade the love interest they’re going to force in no matter what in the reboot.

Then in the sequel he sells out and gets a fancy new Batcave Crypt(?) funeded by some asshole who turns out to be the villain.

And Blade’s conviction falters and it breaks her protection just long enough to get her tragically killed, setting up therevenge plot for the third movie.

God wqhy am I not a screenwriter. It’s not good, but it would sell.

Casper Kelly is fantastic!

He did another Adult Swim Infomercial which is also pretty great: Final Deployment 4: Queen Battle Walkthrough

He was also one of the main folks behind Stroker & Hoop, an animated send-up of 80s and 90s detective action shows like Miami Vice and Knight Rider. I haven’t seen it recently to know if it holds up, but at the time I loved it.

And I recently learned he’s behind Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell, which I had totally missed, but demons in cubicles sounds worth the watch.

Finally, and then I’ll stop gushing about him, he did the Adult Swim Yule Log special, which is an insanely impressive piece of surreal comedy. And its sequel.

It would be such a Dresden type loophole to use that with the cliche of “home is wherever you are”, and have someone believe that strongly enough to make the other person a living vampire repellent.

You guys remember your childhoods?

I’d love to see a remaster of 8 in 11’s engine, personally.

100 old Karens agree: “We’d like to speak to the manager.”

*squinting*

We’re getting the Might and Magic devs? Is that why Q was a secret boss in MM6?