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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Huge fines coming for Californians caught by drone with illegal fireworksEnglish26·22 hours agoNext year’s move is to mount the illegal fireworks to your own drone and hunt theirs out of the sky.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Huge fines coming for Californians caught by drone with illegal fireworksEnglish42·22 hours agoI stubbed my toe earlier. Damn fascists.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•The Trump administration has made drastic cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) that threaten to impact weather forecasting (headline from four months ago)English33·1 day agoGiven the luxury of that choice, I’d be right there with you but sometimes we just have to fight the war that is waged upon us even if that means stepping down off our high horses to do so. “At least I was polite” won’t do me much good when Jim-Bob and Jethro (between moonshine-fueled arguments over whose turn it is to get their sister pregnant again) blow my head off for being a filthy Yankee.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Bill in US Congress would give Israel access to B‑2 stealth bombersEnglish151·1 day agoI wouldn’t have too many complaints if we chose to deliver a single bunker buster to Netanyahu via B-2. Doesn’t sound like my scenario is what they intend though.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•There are major holes in this theoryEnglish821·1 day agoNot to mention the cumulative years I’ve spent traveling the roads without a single iceberg in sight but somehow the Titanic finds one within a week of leaving port (and at night, no less)? Color me skeptical.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Texas Officials Slam Trump’s National Weather Service for Botched ForecastEnglish193·1 day agoIt’s a feature, not a bug. Cut back on effective preparation and response programs so the TV preacher can sell overpriced food buckets to any remaining faithful they haven’t already bled dry.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•DHS to cut 75% of staff in its intelligence office amid heightened threat environmentEnglish11·1 day agoSomething smells like a smoldering Reichstag building.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Got my Minimal Phone today. It's DOA.English1501·2 days agoYou got the extra minimal version at no additional cost, how lucky.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4?English41·5 days agoI’ll make a nice meal and reflect on what’s driving us further from the country we’re supposed to be. Thinking of it more like memorial day until there’s something to celebrate again.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•California fireworks warehouse catches fire and explodesEnglish31·5 days agoYou Only Light Once.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•UK’s chief rabbi says Bob Vylan Glastonbury chant was ‘vile Jew-hatred’English21·6 days agoDon’t need that one either but it’s there.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•UK’s chief rabbi says Bob Vylan Glastonbury chant was ‘vile Jew-hatred’English137·7 days agoThe UK needs no chief rabbi. Why does the UK have a chief rabbi?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Just keep typing, wage slavesEnglish361·7 days agoIt’s a cost-saving measure, suits figure the rank-and-file will start bringing in support pillars from home. Sort of like a potluck approach to structural integrity but much safer than a regular potluck.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Dalai Lama hints Tibetan Buddhist institution could live onEnglish31·7 days agoWhy though? Could just start winding down the whole thing early and call it quits when he does.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•[ExoComics] ExpertsEnglish121·16 days agoThat’s what you horsology deniers always say but then can’t explain perfectly cromulent phenomena like horsoscopes.
“No.”
Crisis averted, can get back to fixing things now. The only way you’re getting me on the phone is if there’s some audio component to the problem (alarm buzzers or tones they aren’t able to identify) that isn’t easy to explain in text. Other than that, there are usually just a handful of common issues and you can tell which path we’re going down after a sentence or two of their description.
You can tell they really paid attention in history class but got the wrong message out of it.