You can tell they really paid attention in history class but got the wrong message out of it.

Now they’re having fun.

Next year’s move is to mount the illegal fireworks to your own drone and hunt theirs out of the sky.

I stubbed my toe earlier. Damn fascists.

Given the luxury of that choice, I’d be right there with you but sometimes we just have to fight the war that is waged upon us even if that means stepping down off our high horses to do so. “At least I was polite” won’t do me much good when Jim-Bob and Jethro (between moonshine-fueled arguments over whose turn it is to get their sister pregnant again) blow my head off for being a filthy Yankee.

The term is advertisement (or “ad”).

I wouldn’t have too many complaints if we chose to deliver a single bunker buster to Netanyahu via B-2. Doesn’t sound like my scenario is what they intend though.

Not to mention the cumulative years I’ve spent traveling the roads without a single iceberg in sight but somehow the Titanic finds one within a week of leaving port (and at night, no less)? Color me skeptical.

It’s a feature, not a bug. Cut back on effective preparation and response programs so the TV preacher can sell overpriced food buckets to any remaining faithful they haven’t already bled dry.

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Something smells like a smoldering Reichstag building.

You got the extra minimal version at no additional cost, how lucky.

I’ll make a nice meal and reflect on what’s driving us further from the country we’re supposed to be. Thinking of it more like memorial day until there’s something to celebrate again.

You Only Light Once.

Don’t need that one either but it’s there.

The UK needs no chief rabbi. Why does the UK have a chief rabbi?

It’s a cost-saving measure, suits figure the rank-and-file will start bringing in support pillars from home. Sort of like a potluck approach to structural integrity but much safer than a regular potluck.

Why though? Could just start winding down the whole thing early and call it quits when he does.

That’s what you horsology deniers always say but then can’t explain perfectly cromulent phenomena like horsoscopes.

“No.”

Crisis averted, can get back to fixing things now. The only way you’re getting me on the phone is if there’s some audio component to the problem (alarm buzzers or tones they aren’t able to identify) that isn’t easy to explain in text. Other than that, there are usually just a handful of common issues and you can tell which path we’re going down after a sentence or two of their description.