You’re right, let’s just call this one and start fresh with the next.

I’m not 100% certain but this looks like one of those cases where a commenter jokingly says that they feel personally attacked but mean that they agree with what was said. Playing at oversensitivity for comedic effect.

No.

Sounds like an armed attack on a NATO member.

Spontaneous carcinization at this time of year, that time of day, in that part of Japan, localized entirely within their luggage?

Trump is expected to sign another executive order declaring that his father loved him and he doesn’t cry himself to sleep every night thinking about it. Also that Eric is an unbearable chode.

Can’t I just have eternal damnation instead? Sacre bleu!

The other list of sexually active popes (and other associated clergy) who have “had children” is stashed away in the Vatican somewhere.

Looks like she’s exhausted from a long day of trying to grow into them. Big job.

cactus cock

Cocktus.

Shoelace foreskins.

They need to go to the optometrist.

Trump was later seen in the cafeteria, shirtless, yelling “DOG WHISTLE!” through cupped hands when he wasn’t licking (what we hope was) chocolate pudding off his fingers.

There’s a song about this* by The Beets from 30 years ago.

* See also: Invidious instance link or mirror selection.

Ridiculous.

Probably for the best. Can’t leak what he isn’t told.

Dildo factory reject. Testers reported discomfort due to what’s known in the industry as “Shapiro syndrome” or sudden vaginal dessication.

Yes.

That ship sailed when they elected a Catholic. What else could have happened?

The guy he killed lost 24 years of memories.