Sorry boss, you cut out there on that last message. We're on it, building the Wesley crushing machine as we speak and it should be ready by the next transmission window.
I hope we find out what was going through their heads (before the other stuff that was going through their heads) with this plan. The buffoonery would be funny if it wasn't so dangerous.
Put a blowtorch on the end of a long stick, maybe one of those two-part sliding ones that they use for pool skimmers and stuff. Melty, blistered plastic doesn't pass light very well.
Nobody's going to pay for his sofa slop if they know from whom it came.
Gives me an idea for a heist thriller action thing though: get a small team together to burgle the baby batter bank where their organization's target had made a deposit. The jacked jizz jar is then used to frame their target for some heinous crimes and more plot happens.
Team leader could either be a career criminal doing their One Last Job(tm) or undercover type sent in to foil the plan. Conflict kicks off after the ejaculatory evidence is planted: one of their teammates was actually working against them and swapped it out for a sample from the team leader.
Siphon off the 10B from BoArD oF pEaCe and they'll only need another 90. Easy enough, you could find that between the couch cushions. I'd avoid the one in the VP's office though.
Looks like it was back in March 2022 so still a little while before Thompson's final claim denial. Show notes are available but it's not saying much more than what you get from the title of the episode:
EPISODE 254-OSINT+Fugitives=Rewards
This week I release the previously-canceled show about finding fugitives with OSINT and collecting large rewards.
Sorry boss, you cut out there on that last message. We're on it, building the Wesley crushing machine as we speak and it should be ready by the next transmission window.