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GraniteM

@ GraniteM @lemmy.world

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  • What the FVCK is calculus?

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  • Yeah, assuming that a yard is meant to approximate the stride of an adult human, who's the Goliath-sized motherfucker with the 5' 3" stride who took a thousand steps and called that a mile?

  • Denmark in ‘crisis mode’ as Trump sets sights on Greenland after Venezuela attack

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  • This is a distressingly realistic take. The vast majority of human beings don't want to be the one to start a fight, and the psychopath class that exists at all levels have used this generally agreeable human trait to leverage "I'm not touching you!" into fascist takeover because nobody wants to be the one to throw the first punch.

  • Woman Arrested Mid-Interview After Protesting Against Trump’s Venezuela Strike

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  • How paraphrased are we talking, here? Because I'm pretty sure laws like "Don't murder" and "Don't rape" and the ability to punish people who break those laws aren't just an expression of one socio-economic ethnic group maintaining violent occupation over another.

  • Solid advice.

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  • 🥁✨

  • ‘I Can’t Afford This’ Trump Voters in Rural America Stunned as Cost of Living Keeps Rising

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  • European phones - Choose for youself

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  • Unihertz Jelly Star!

    Granted, I'm not certain how you'd define "good." I got one just to play music on, and it might well have become my regular daily phone, but the camera isn't quite what I would want. But it's so small!

  • Is there any legal justification for the US attack on Venezuela?

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  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world
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    Use of sidewalk

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  • I just rewatched The Long Kiss Goodnight with Geena Davis, and it might be that I'm in my 40s now, as compared to teens when I first saw it, but I really appreciate that Geena Davis looks amazing in that movie, but she looks like an amazing-looking 40-year-old woman. She's got a few lines around her eyes, and they don't go out of their way to hide them with tons of makeup or soft focus or whatever. There's nothing obscene about looking your age, and there are precious few settings where actors are allowed to.

  • U.S. Has Captured Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro

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  • OPEC managed to fuck United States up pretty bad back in the 70s.

  • yaoi rule

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  • See also: Commando. And Red Heat. Honestly, straight men spent a lot of the 80s and 90s lusting after Arnold Schwarzenegger's rippling muscles.

  • PlayStation 5 Jailbreak Rumors Have Caused A Star Wars Game to Increase 1000% in Price

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  • God bless Limited Run Games and their bizarre, seemingly-nonsensical business model. They made a physical release of Doom with a deluxe edition where the box the game came in could play Doom. They're modern-day Willie Wonkas.

  • The boss thought we were crazy for installing this thing.

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  • Well, we know that Tik-Tok also exists in Oz, so maybe there are more mechanical beings than you'd expect.

  • What a way to ring in the new year

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  • Betty Boop and 'Blondie' enter the public domain in 2026, accompanied by a trio of detectives

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  • [Need to know more intensifies]

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  • There was a Star Trek novel where a Horta joined the crew. Not sure if it was the first non-humanoid member of Starfleet, but it was a petty great addition to the plot.

  • occupational surnames

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  • Frieda: What does the name "Aglet" mean, anyway?

    Braydon: Well, a long time ago, "Aglet" meant "He who puts those tiny little plastic things on shoelaces." You see, a long time ago, a man's name was his profession.

    Frieda: Oh, so a man named Fred Carpenter would build houses and John Baker would make bread.

    Braydon: Exactly.

    Ned: So what did John Hancock do?

    [Repossessed (1990)] (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100475/quotes?item=qt0194949)

  • [Need to know more intensifies]

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  • There was a young lady from Venus

    Equipped with the world's largest penis

    She met a Nausicaan

    Who was hung like a hoss'ican

    And said "Let's play Dom-jot between us!"

  • Europe’s generals are warning people to prepare for war || Economist

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  • "Evolution?"

    The irony of this being Soviet anti-war propaganda is not lost on me.

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Me watching my health insurance premiums quadruple for next year.

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    Jeopardy wall calendar pretending that the coastline paradox doesn't exist

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Hungry Houserule

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    mrw I donated blood, then took my gift card and bought some bullets

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Happy Rulester

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Does it make sense to buy a lifetime supply of honey?

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Choose, Neo

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    What is something the previous owner of your house did that you're grateful for?

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
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    Classics are classics

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Ultra-Lounge Christmas Rule

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    They're philanthropists!

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    9 to 5 business hours were made to fence in the power of night people

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    Blue

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    There Were A Number Of Players On The Field

  • Terrible Estate Agent Photos @feddit.uk
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    Haven't you always wanted to live in a castle rendered in early '90s CGI?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Traditional Rule

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    The plot thickens.

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Wishes rule

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Any day now.