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  • See that little stream — we could walk to it in two minutes. It took the British a month to walk to it — a whole empire walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And another empire walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, leaving the dead like a million bloody rugs. No Europeans will ever do that again in this generation.”

    “Why, they’ve only just quit over in Turkey,” said Abe. “And in Morocco —”

    “That’s different. This western-front business couldn’t be done again, not for a long time. The young men think they could do it but they couldn’t. They could fight the first Marne again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes. The Russians and Italians weren’t any good on this front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remberer Christmas, and postcards of the Crown Prince and his fiancée, and little cafés in Valence and beer gardens in Unter den Linden and weddings at the mairie, and going to the Derby, and your grandfather’s whiskers.”

    “General Grant invented this kind of battle at Petersburg in sixty- five.”

    “No, he didn’t — he just invented mass butchery. This kind of battle was invented by Lewis Carroll and Jules Verne and whoever wrote Undine, and country deacons bowling and marraines in Marseilles and girls seduced in the back lanes of Wurtemburg and Westphalia. Why, this was a love battle — there was a century of middle-class love spent here. This was the last love battle.

    --F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender is the Night

  • I heard an interview with the costumer who designed Elvis Presley's rhinestone-studded jumpsuits. They kept on not paying him, but he was having so much fun that he didn't really want to stop, so instead of quitting he just kept making each jumpsuit more elaborate and more expensive. "Yes, this new suit requires $15,000 worth of genuine Alsatian rhinestones." Not exactly win-win, but I'm glad he was having fun and spending a ton of Elvis' money.

  • FCKGW-

    Jump
  • Yes, but also:

  • I think of it being like how a pro golfer does like a dozen things in the split second it takes them to swing a gold club, and they all have to be perfectly coordinated, but they really don't think of each and every little movement in sequence as it happens.

  • I'm suddenly intrigued by the possibility of getting a ballpark estimate of how many deaths Trump is responsible for, and then dividing that by the number of Trump voters to find out how many deaths each voter personally owns.

  • Not selling me anything,

    EAT MORE RADISHES

  • Gotta lower the power setting and increase the cook time. One minute at 100%? No! One and a half minutes at 80%!

  • Harrumph

  • Ia, Shub Niggurath!

  • The cassowary was the only thing in the zoo that Steve Irwin seemed a little bit scared of. There's an episode where the cassowary got loose and he immediately stopped joking around and told all the keepers to go get the shields to corral it back into its pen. I wouldn't dream of fucking around with a cassowary.

  • Fuck that, I've been in close proximity to ostriches and emus and they one hundred percent seem like dinosaurs.

  • Pretty decent chance that she was serving it in this scene:

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    What is the optimal handle to chain length for a flail?

  • Dogs @lemmy.world

    Mlop

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Mlep

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    I was trying to look up the punchline to an old SNL Weekend Update joke

  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    Use of sidewalk

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Me watching my health insurance premiums quadruple for next year.

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Jeopardy wall calendar pretending that the coastline paradox doesn't exist

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Hungry Houserule

  • memes @lemmy.world

    mrw I donated blood, then took my gift card and bought some bullets

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Happy Rulester

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Does it make sense to buy a lifetime supply of honey?

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Choose, Neo

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What is something the previous owner of your house did that you're grateful for?

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Classics are classics

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Ultra-Lounge Christmas Rule

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    They're philanthropists!

  • memes @lemmy.world

    9 to 5 business hours were made to fence in the power of night people

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Blue

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    There Were A Number Of Players On The Field

  • Terrible Estate Agent Photos @feddit.uk

    Haven't you always wanted to live in a castle rendered in early '90s CGI?