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  • It's not terribly far off from that octopus that was good at picking presidential election winners.

  • Cynicism isn't inherently more mature than believing that things can be made better. For a lot of people "everything is fucked, nothing matters" is a way of absolving themselves from the responsibility and personal risk involved in actively trying to make the world a better place.

  • Goku was burning through a Type II Kardshev civilization's worth of energy. He was hongry. Flavor was definitely secondary.

  • There's got to be a tree in there, right? There's no way packed snow could sustain its own weight at that angle.

  • Make a Home Alone sequel with grown up Kevin gaining access to a time machine and running through the events of the first two movies, Back to the Future Part II style.

  • I'd like to tell you about it, but I think I'd blow your mind.

  • A wish

    Jump
  • Pfft

  • Big, beautiful, psychiatrists, rippling with muscles like you've never seen before, tears rolling down their cheeks...

  • I recently (under duress) bought my kid a talking electronic toy, and the box read "Does NOT Connect to Internet," which at this point I would consider a major plus.

  • It's an understandable mistake.

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  • Happens every time

  • Ecch. I'll take a crab juice.

  • This dude should be in big fucking trouble for either not knowing or not caring what the Posse Comitatus is.

  • This is Abbot and Costello erasure.

  • Not just roly-polies, but Rollison J. Pollimagnussons:

  • Do you think those could be the miners?

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Me watching my health insurance premiums quadruple for next year.

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Jeopardy wall calendar pretending that the coastline paradox doesn't exist

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Hungry Houserule

  • memes @lemmy.world

    mrw I donated blood, then took my gift card and bought some bullets

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Happy Rulester

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Does it make sense to buy a lifetime supply of honey?

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Choose, Neo

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What is something the previous owner of your house did that you're grateful for?

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Classics are classics

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Ultra-Lounge Christmas Rule

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    They're philanthropists!

  • memes @lemmy.world

    9 to 5 business hours were made to fence in the power of night people

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Blue

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    There Were A Number Of Players On The Field

  • Terrible Estate Agent Photos @feddit.uk

    Haven't you always wanted to live in a castle rendered in early '90s CGI?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Traditional Rule

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    The plot thickens.

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Wishes rule

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Any day now.

  • memes @lemmy.world

    She suddenly discovers a great yawning well of hunger