I just saw a clip of him for the first time in like a year, and bro look absolutely fucked already back then but this one I saw, holy shit. He did not look healthy in any way you can use that word. He looked physically sickly and he was out of his mind moreso than even right after Oct 7th it seemed like. Like he has just been in that mode this whole time and is completely cooked. He looks like if Zionism turned him into jerky.
I just saw a clip of him for the first time in like a year, and bro look absolutely fucked already back then but this one I saw, holy shit. He did not look healthy in any way you can use that word.

My, whatever do you mean?
fuckin hydralisk-ass shape
He’s turning into the amon animation of himself in real time
Holy shit is that real?
you might not like it but that’s what peak male performance looks like
I’m very sorry to tell you, that this frame appears to be real, as fact checked by Ethan’s catty anti-fandom.

This is owing to a few things, of course, but most recently there seems to be a skill issue with his posture correction devices.

Anyway, anyone else feel like getting up and doing some stretches?
Anyway, anyone else feel like getting up and doing some stretches?



Jesus Christ dude, just do some stretches instead of buying some snake oil posture fixer
Project Future Man is ahead of schedule and tracking nicely. Well done everyone.


michael is a lifelike visual representation of a future gamer in 2040. in an effort to raise awareness of ‘gaming disorder’, the sculpture depicts multiple chronic symptoms of an unhealthy lifestyle spent seated, away from sunlight and exercise.
https://www.designboom.com/art/meet-michael-lifelike-representation-future-gamer-in-2040-04-11-2020/
I mean that particular angle would be uncharitable to pretty much everybody but still that build looks off. Bro has zero muscle defintion.
this pic is freaking me out, i genuinely cannot tell if I’m looking at another human being. is it edited?
you’re looking at the hunchback of bel air

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Aamon edlritch horror IRL
Orphan of Kos-ass
he looks coked out of his mind to me
Apparently its all because of his tourette syndrome.
I’m very sympathetic because I have had almost all the same symptoms during/after methamphetamine binges and I can’t imagine having to live like that all the time, poor guy.
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Jesus christ you still have to weight train on GLP-1s you can’t just inject yourself with shit to fix your problems
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Yeah and Joe Biden has a stutter
Yeah the man constantly sniffs and looks coked out of his mind. I bet it’s coke.
makes sense
hehe indeedIs that really how YouTube works? On Twitch, I get thrown random gifts subs from channels I’ve watched for like two minutes or possibly not at all, and I’ve never heard of gift memberships being automatically refunded. Seems strange that they’d just pass up on money for no reason.
Yeah it would be a weirdly pro-consumer choice for Google of all companies.
could be regulatory
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It’s not at all how it works. The tweet is just someone making shit up.
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The twitter post is very obviously not from a fan.
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Yeah. When did I say they were making anything up? Highest reading ability from someone believing this on display.
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You are not very smart. The person who is making things up is the person in the tweet. They invented the reason. Not the H3H3 fan.
Literally no reason to be like that right now.
Yeah, that’s pretty much what I figured.
Being ironically (or “ironically”) disgusting is so 2014, we’re sincereposting in the apocalypse now

Haha yeah that’s kinda why I am what I am. World’s doomed, I’m fucked, there is literally no reason to screw someone over so I can better my lot - it won’t. We’re finally free from the wheel. We don’t have to cut in line because we aren’t getting in the special club. We can just party out here, in the streets.
That’s beautiful and also describes every pride weekend I’ve ever attended.
I can’t tell whether people here are really believing this, or just playing dumb to play along. This is just so obviously not how that works.
Hexbear loves its One Guy on Reddit/Twitter posts and our Hexbear posters love immediately believing whatever aforementioned One Guy said, you must be new here sweetie

I’ve actually seen so many that I’ve now decided to become the ultimate Annoying GuyTM and point out every single one. Prepare the o7 for the ban.
if I haven’t gotten banned for complaining about one guy posts whenever i see them you won’t either

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people who are anti-Ethan and haven’t watched the stream in years were receiving gifted subs.
This completely disproves your point.
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the gifted subs outnumbered the current fans still watching
They have millions of subscribers. Unless you are saying that have many millions of YouTube memberships, it is literally impossible for them to have run out of people for the memberships to go to. And if they have millions of memberships, they aren’t running out of viewers. You are doing no thinking.
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I know all that. You admitted yourself the subs can go to people who aren’t actively watching. You said it yourself. So they aren’t running out of people for the memberships to go to.
lore
LMAO. This is who I’m dealing with.
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This is a sentence I want to say with some regularity.
Zion not see

one guy

Must be a new thing. I got gift subs for streamers I haven’t watched before.
On YouTube or Twitch?
Oh, yeah, Twitch. Didn’t even know YouTube had gift memberships.
Not a new thing. Just not even a real thing.
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Recently got recommended the Internet Comment Etiquette episode of the H3H3 podcast for some reason. So many years have passed since then. It was such a weird whiplash effect of remembering YouTube and him from back then.
shoutout all leftoversheads on the racist hellsite
it’s like the only remaining bit of reddit i browse, a 2 year ongoing carcrash i can’t look away from
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Wut
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From Vape King to R*pe King.
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Who is H3, and why does Stormfront keep showing me their sub when I search for anything?
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And ytf people listen to it? Actually, nvm. People obsess over convicted pedophilic politicians; a rando on the internet is nothing.
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