all believable except the last line!

these warnings but every instance of Happy Fun Ball is replaced with CyberTruck

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

• itching
• vertigo
• dizziness
• tingling in extremities
• loss of balance or coordination
• slurred speech
• temporary blindness
• profuse sweating
• heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime warranty.

the videos of this are darkly funny. so many collisions

what’s the reference? I figured it out

“Kiss & Ride” or “Kiss & Fly” are basically drop-off points for vehicles to pull up and drop departing passengers at train stations or airports respectively

c/theory says it is for discussing books, though

can you pop a wheelie with this? can you give it so much throttle that it flips over?

when we say death to america we mean the imperial superstructure not a median full of pollinator plants

“she could have bought it at 76 without spending money on blue dye!” —poverty finance grifters