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@ VILenin @hexbear.net

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Yes it's me, Vladimir Lenin. :i-was-saying

  • The doctors watching as the janitors mop the blood off the OR floor after I die when the “AI” surgery robot misidentifies my heart as my appendix: just think of all the training data we’re going to get from this!

  • Hmm, I would submit that rich person killed by relatives for money is actually the simplest explanation. Rando chud types usually aim for higher-caliber Nancies, like the Pelosi kind. lol remember the "where's nancy!!???" guy?

    Rich old white ladies named Nancy are quaking in their boots rn

  • Yeah another thousand children were just murdered but you HAVE to watch this video of a failrelative trying and failing to imitate the mannerisms of a kidnapper based entirely on hollywood movies!

  • Yeah nobody is deader than Nancy Guthrie. Lindbergh baby 2 except the baby is 85 years old with a heart condition.

  • It's bound to be some kind of hollywood corpse disposal method, so I guess it depends on what kind of movie a libbed-up matricidal daytime TV show host watches. We'll all find out when all the pseudoscientific bullshit body analysis videos of her interrogation comes out

    I don't need to analyze nobody's gait, watch me be completely and 100% correct using zero effort while the true crime types spend 23 hours a day pouring over irrelevant bullshit

  • I don't really give a shit but I scan CNN for slop material sometimes so I've had this story force-fed to me.

    Because it's a rich old white lady who died I will not do any research and just make a blind guess that her family executed her for inheritance/life insurance payout reasons and then came up with this contrived ridiculous hollywood kidnapping plot. I refuse to believe anybody actually tried to ransom the mom of some nobody TV host. The mystery ransom notes are some of the fakest shit I've ever seen. That fucking kidnapper getup looks like what you'd find if you searched for "home invasion costume" on wish dot com. Kind of like the Canadian lady that came up with a fake home invasion to off her parents. Whole thing comes off as gaudy mystery novel bullshit because it is.

    Hope the inevitable falling apart of this bullshit story when they find her dissolved remains clogging the bathtub drain happens soon so the 24 hour news cycle can erase this shit from existence, get the fuck out of my feed oh my fucking god

  • NextDoor hysteria stems from a deep, desperate desire to murder someone and get away with it

  • Number of full days of vacation, no work, I have taken in the past month: 15

    Have fun working in hell Scott, I’ll be in my bed for 16 hours a day

  • Don’t you know that the prices of goods and services are exactly the same everywhere on earth?

  • @ This guy

  • If people in the global south don’t overthrow their government they’re lazy, and if they do that’s authoritarianism

  • neither Chinese authoritarianism nor reactionary American imperialism offers a progressive way forward.

    This is the most politically illiterate sentence I’ve read so far this year, it reads like something written by a 19 year old who just learned of the existence of these words a week ago

  • If we don’t publish CIA propaganda, then they’ll stop giving us their propaganda to publish!

  • Who’s next?

    You. You’re next. In line. Now please look into this lens here.

  • I thought capitalists justified themselves by bragging about taking on all the risk. Sometimes things don’t pan out, that’s how risk works. Deal with it and quit whining, or better yet, get a real job.

  • San Francisco is basically a wholly owned subsidiary of tech companies. If they wanted to experiment with detonating explosives inside crowded bars the city would find a way to let them do it

  • That's the "adults in the room" style libspeak

  • Maybe the cop had a preexisting medical condition

  • Then they should be happy when they meet the staff from the mom-and-pop-run reeducation camps

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    So true bestie it was all a series of unfortunate mistakes that just kinda happened on their own, we need to give the Freikorps more money and training so they stop accidentally killing people :)

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    ‘They want to destroy my career’: Kiwi Chow on life as a dissenting director in Hong Kong

    archive.ph /hnpzR
  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Some users on r/fuckcars don’t like the Chinese bus lane 1984 police state

    redlib.catsarch.com /r/fuckcars/comments/1pqkuv5/chinese_traffic_police_drones_can_be_the_ultimate/
  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    The Atlantic: Neurodivergent students are faking it and have it too easy

    archive.ph /kpp0h
  • news @hexbear.net

    California rancher steals public road

    archive.ph /YN9bR
  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    French writer discovers Russians are inherently evil, NYT readers discuss the wicked souls of the untermenschen

    web.archive.org /web/20251103151200/https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/world/europe/emmanuel-carrere-russia-ukraine.html
  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    My favorite genre of Chinese social media post is translated right wing ragebait imported from the west

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Chinese souvenirs really hit the spot

  • news @hexbear.net

    NYT: False Tips and Chicken Coops: The Chaotic Hunt for Charlie Kirk’s Killer

    archive.ph /fr2Xn
  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Investors gave a teenager $85 million to build hydrogen weapons. It’s not going well

    archive.ph /P578S
  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Redditors and reality are not on speaking terms

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    1984

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Just drove under a PRAY FOR UKRAINE overpass demo lol

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Reddit location subs greatest hits part 1: r/sandiego supports slavery

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Went to a diner and ended up sitting next to some academic publishing ghouls

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Krauts bandying their genocidal history about like it gives them a PhD in fascism makes me burn white hot with rage

  • askchapo @hexbear.net

    Why do Germans think that having committed the Holocaust gives them special privileges to speak about Jews?

  • philosophy @hexbear.net

    Schopenhauer owns anticommunists

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net

    There are people who really exist that actually think we'll be going to Mars for vacation in 20 years