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lurker_supreme [he/him]

@ lurker_supreme @hexbear.net

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7
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Joined
3 yr. ago

  • You aren't getting your daily recommended value of phlogiston, I recommend you start a fire immediately

  • I mean he's got a nice jacket I guess

  • And a rotting corpse, which may have been a previous renter. What the actual fuck

  • You caught me I've only been doing afk salvaging

  • This is my boat "Happy Doom" (I love these randomly generated boat names) Level 34 sailing you jelly?

  • All I want for Christmas is an EMP.

    An EMP

    An EMP

    if I could only have my EMP,

    Then I could wish you Merry Christmas.

  • I like to imagine my Jesus in a tuxedo tshirt. It's classy and casual at the same time. He also sings lead in a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band with angels

  • I'm watching my wife play. Shichibi is so goddamn cute I just wanna pet his dumb little head.


  • I'm thinking bout thos beans

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Which sorting method do I use to see what everyone is subtweeting about

  • Tax exemption

  • Ha that kid's autism score is only .93. What a noob

  • Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bulb? None , their to busy ???? Their gender

  • Are you maybe heavily addicted to caffeine?

  • Hey, random question, but have you ever seen the Always Sunny where the gang thinks they're dying from the flu until they decide to have one final drink?

  • Duh duh duh dungeon

    Muh muh muh meshi

  • Strong men are encrusted in calcium deposits for extra armour. Strong men have a large claw for crushing the skulls of weak men. Strong men walk sideways for a smaller profile when approaching prey. Strong men dig their own houses in the sand with nothing but their claws.

    STRONG MEN ALTER THEIR DNA TO MORE PERFECTLY MATCH THEIR CARCINE BETTERS. STRONG MEN CAN CRACK OPEN A CAR LIKE A SNAIL SHELL AND SLURP OUT THE CONTENTS! STRONG CRABS WRENCH THE WEAK MEN OUT OF THEIR COMFORTABLE HOMES WITH THEIR WICKED CLAWS, TEARING SOFT FLESH ASUNDER!!!!


  • God that looks beautiful. I bet it tasted even better. Nice work!

  • I want to taste the superbeer so bad...

  • music @hexbear.net

    Some Russian street performers

  • emoji @hexbear.net

    :never-asked:

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Tag yourself

  • mycology @hexbear.net

    I found some splash cups.