Sanctus

Everyone wants to live in a better world, nobody wants to die for it

Achievements dont advance the plot either so why care about meta collectibles?

Rare footage of me trying to leave my computer to get snacks

Quests give me xp and items? Achievements dont?

This is actually a lesser known scene of Keiko speaking to one of Miles’ many captors and torturers on the subject of his treatment. You can really see the excitement in her eyes.

Its a checklist the developers made for you. How is that anywhere near completing the game itself? I get this is my unpopular opinion but you dont need achievements to complete a game, or to track a game, or to prove you beat it. You can just play the game. Exceptions to this are things like SoT’s commendations that actually give you unlocks. I exclusively only do the ones that lead to some in game reward item or something. Achievement score go up feels like a microcosm of billionaire brain rot.

Gotta impress the shareholders. What? Fun? In the game? Shut up and buy this weapon skin for fifteen bucks.

I cared when Bungie gave you the Recon armor set for having the vidmaster achievements. That was the last time.

If I can’t find it in a directory myself I dont find it. The search is spherically useless.

I interpreted it as they are the same person. Not that its bad to become a woman.

Playin’ with hims dolls

Slopfest mobilesque game

This just in, Danny Trejo let’s a man who believes vaginas dont get wet boss him around.

Why would I stock up when the rich already did it for me?

I thought the point of pronouncing it like that was because it was dumb

Achievements fucken suck. Yes, let me do the predetermined thing the devs said and I will have committed achieve!

I fear we’ll live in this cycle for the rest of our existence. Religious ferver should never get to such a fever pitch that we’re murdering live people by the truckload. This is definitely a result of US Christian fundamentalism putting Israel above all else because their bible says their daddy will return when it is imperiled. Well I hope heaven isnt real, and all that is waiting for these bastards is the eternal hellfire they think they sent this toddler’s mother to.

Damn was kinda excited for that. Its been thirty years, we can have new things.

Its easier to imagine billionaires just exploding than it is to imagine the end of capitalism I guess

Aye you still got volume buttons they can take one of them.