Oh shit my gamer brain didn’t know that’s what it meant!

What, why?

It would not have mattered if they voted differently.

That was unexpected!

Ah the free market in action.

God speed comrade, and congratulations to your son!

At least someone will finally read it.

“We have liberated them from their miserable existence!”

This is _(subscript)

This is ^superscript

It seems to work in the preview window. And it works after posting. ~(this does not seem to work for some reason)~

^(Testing)

_(testing)

~(this is a test)~

It looks like if you have spaces it doesnt work?

~Another Test~

_{Lets Try This Instead}

So for that, I had to do each word individually.

You always have to wonder, “Why is this message in English?”. If you’re not asking yourself that question when watching a video like this, then you’re not thinking critically. At best, it’s in English because these chuds just think “everyone knows English”, at worst it’s in English because it’s explicitly propaganda for the English-speaking world. Really, it’s probably a good mix of both.

Are you trying to do a strikethrough? Because a strikethrough is done like this: ~~strikethrough~~

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp8621gnknjo

The Israeli military has struck Tehran’s notorious Evin prison and damaged parts of the facility, which holds many political detainees, Iran’s judiciary says.

The judiciary’s Mizan news agency reported that the situation on the ground was “under control” following the attack. CCTV footage showed an explosion at one of the prison’s gates, while state TV pictures showed first responders carrying a casualty and searching for survivors under a flattened building.

Israel’s defence minister said it was hitting “regime targets and agencies of government repression” across Tehran, including Evin.

So, they’re targeting sites of “repression”, meaning, the people in the prison are victims of repression, and so their goal is to… kill… the victims of repression? This seems very on the nose.

What even IS war, really? Like, if you really think about it man, we’re always at war, even at war with ourselves, at war with entropy, like, even the word war doesn’t even sound like a real word… war… war… war… war… war… w a r …

Here’s another one for you!

Statement: “We’re going to expand coverage through a public private partnership, to better serve our communities!”

Translation: “We will divert an endless stream of public funds into an unaccountable private sector, for profit, black box, fueling the demands for infinite growth and austerity, which will better serve our community of investors who helped write this bill.”

OR here is a real life example:

Statement:

“The first thing I’d do as president is sign the Freedom of Choice Act.”
— Obama, July 17th, 2007, Speech to the Planned Parenthood Action Fund.

Translation:

“Now, the Freedom of Choice Act is not my highest legislative priority. I believe that women should have the right to choose, but I think that the most important thing we can do to tamp down some of the anger surrounding this issue is to focus on those areas that we can agree on. And that’s where I’m going to focus.”
— Obama, April 29th, 2009, First 100 Days news conference.

I love the design of this. It really evokes that old text book vibe. Totally fooled me right up till the end. Love the little black line hexbear at the bottom.

NOT SO FAST KAIBA, YOU’VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

You can tell they are by the way they are.

Nooo my apes!

LAWL FUCKIN’ GOT’M!!

Huh?