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ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]

@ ShimmeringKoi @hexbear.net

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  • You have been trained so hard into a negative pavlovian response to all russian stimuli that you're commenting this under a celebration of nazis being killed. Take a step back and reevaluate some things

  • Looking around and finding that the spiders you've saved from the bathtub have made homes in the houseplants you relocated them to

  • Eating the fruit from the tree of knowledge and then turning around to find that Everyone Is 12

  • Because they're hostile NPCs of course. You ever see a Russian person? Big red health bar over their head, always

  • Not Mad not mad not mad not mad not mad not

  • What began as a conflict over the transfer of production from king to peasant escalated into a war that has decimated a million countries. The Proles and the Bouge have all but exhausted the resources of the planet in their struggle for domination. Their armies battle in ravaged lands, their hatred fueled by over ten thousand years of total class war. This is a fight to the death: for each side, the only acceptable outcome is the complete elimination of the other.

  • It is literally us vs them, with the stakes being the future of all life on earth.

  • Car commercial cinematography

  • The kind of people who say mate and arse despite being american

  • Modern eyes

    Modernize

    Modern Guys

  • I care about internal consistency, but that's about it. Like i can get down with a crazy premise but I need the rules of the world to make sense for it to feel real

  • STOP RESISTING

  • As far as RE protagonists go, Ethan Winters sits perfectly on the intersection of "really dumb" and "constantly getting fucked up". He's like if Tommy Wiseau wrote the dialogue for workplace safety videos.

    Supervisor: Ethan, you don't understand, without a forklift certification, who knows what will happen if you turn that key!

    Ethan (pointing gun at him): Fuck your mind games! gets arms torn off, again

  • US intelligence says Saddam Hussein definitely in possession of WMD

  • These wretched American slugs? They're actually DIRTY FOREIGNERS, sweetie

  • Propaganda is when people disagree with you, brigading is when those people comment on a post in their feed

  • Black Book-ass numbers from the "Kim Jong Un has died 456 times" crowd

  • Little_Girl_from_Silent_Hill_haha.wav

  • When I was like 21 I had a 27 year old friend and he was the best, always had drugs and knew where the secret festivals were happening

  • chat @hexbear.net

    Please give me your recommendations for books about MKULTRA and the other MK programs

  • Games @hexbear.net

    The main thing I've learned about myself from playing Arma...

  • askchapo @hexbear.net

    What's the best way to go about bullshitting my resume with ai?

  • guns @hexbear.net

    I love it so much that my new gas block uses screws that are exactly the wrong size for any hex key i have

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    I just want to Slarti all the time, Slarti all the time, Slarti all the tiiime

  • Games @hexbear.net

    30 second Kenshi guide

  • mycology @hexbear.net

    About to inoculate my first batch of oyster mushrooms in a couple big 5 gallon buckets

  • gardening @hexbear.net

    What's this thing growing out of my monstera

  • chat @hexbear.net

    An underdiscussed economic indicator

  • chat @hexbear.net

    My silent hill arc is accepting that these pans need actual scrubbing

  • antifascism @hexbear.net

    Nice