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ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]

@ ShimmeringKoi @hexbear.net

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  • God, what might Kalashnikov have designed if he had AutoCAD and Blender?

  • You know what else is cool? Buckshot! Your standard 00 buck shell contains nine .30 caliber pellets, which means one blast from a shotgun is the equivalent of an entire mag dump from one of those concealable purse or jogging pistols. Now think about what mag dumping the shotgun is equivalent to!

  • You will spend you final, terrified moments of lucidity counting chips and pores in the brickwork before the bullet shatters your consciousness into a slurry of panicked neurons firing uselessly into nothing in a vain effort to comprehend it's own death.

  • Me: Wow, I wish the nutrient paste from Rimworld was real, it would be so convenient

    Tofu:

  • Walked into the local hydroponics shop on a whim yesterday, and it was an immediate oasis. A jungle of plants all around on every shelf, massive attack was playing, and the guy at the counter and I had a 20 minute conversation about growing mushrooms. Dude has a great job. Also it's crazy how well a wall of plants deadens street noise

  • Taking the tiniest grain of an accurate observation and sprinting with it in the most uselessly misanthropic and self-satisfied direction possible, the BE special

    Dude's gonna end up as some kind of weird antinatal nuclear extinction advocate

  • I feel the same

  • I'm not trying to be a spelling pedant, I just genuinely want to share how much joy I'm getting out of Thomas Shankara

  • "Doesn't that idiot Trump understand the Danes are white"

  • And in the least effective possible way. Like i figured out back in high school that any attempt at coolness motivated by the fear of being uncool is destined to fail, and that only accepting the cringe frees you from it's grip. Like the parable about holding water in an open hand.

  • If I believed in the idea of people deserving things, I would say that these people richly deserve what's probably coming their way

  • To some people and in some situations definitely, but it's also a fun bonding exercise with other people and in other situations

  • It's my impression of every single liberal trying to refute absolutely anything

  • South blame north, north blame Kremlin

  • Wow. You dont really believe that, do you? You do? Wow. That's...certainly an opinion. How interesting. That just says everything we need to know about you, doesn't it?

  • It will magically be too early until it is conveniently too late

  • Killed with sword by father

  • I always just hit em with the "do you deny white genocide"

  • chat @hexbear.net

    Please give me your recommendations for books about MKULTRA and the other MK programs

  • Games @hexbear.net

    The main thing I've learned about myself from playing Arma...

  • askchapo @hexbear.net

    What's the best way to go about bullshitting my resume with ai?

  • guns @hexbear.net

    I love it so much that my new gas block uses screws that are exactly the wrong size for any hex key i have

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    I just want to Slarti all the time, Slarti all the time, Slarti all the tiiime

  • Games @hexbear.net

    30 second Kenshi guide

  • mycology @hexbear.net

    About to inoculate my first batch of oyster mushrooms in a couple big 5 gallon buckets

  • gardening @hexbear.net

    What's this thing growing out of my monstera

  • chat @hexbear.net

    An underdiscussed economic indicator

  • chat @hexbear.net

    My silent hill arc is accepting that these pans need actual scrubbing

  • antifascism @hexbear.net

    Nice