Skip Navigation

ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]

@ ShimmeringKoi @hexbear.net

Posts
11
Comments
2451
Joined
3 yr. ago

  • They glaze people like AOC and Bernie, if one of those social fascists led the rebuilding of the entire country after an aerial genocide they would don robes, form a cult of worshippers and flay unbelievers with no hesitation, unlike the people in the DPRK who they project that claim onto.

  • They mean we don't appreciate nuances like "free market in drinking water" or "legally killed child"

  • Liberal self-selection has you beat, anyone going to bat for liberalism in 2026 is a mondo-loser

  • Really cheeky to put Tiananmen Square Massacre denial in a square too, for someone who claims it happened yet has no sources.

    South African white genocide denial

  • Points at the Salton Sea

    "Behold, freedom!"

  • The soviet union was the victim of a secret communist plot to put communists in charge of the soviet union

  • Funny how the "you just say everything is the CIA" and "you just call everybody nazis" crowd always seems to land on the side of "nothing is the CIA" and "Nobody is nazis"

  • WHAT ARE WE

  • "I am taking you for a morning constitutional"

  • "Wahh"

  • Cool bug fact: you can purchase a flash bulb online powerful enough to instantly and permemantly obliterate the human retina, and it's light enough to mount on just about anything. With just a little bit of electrical know-how easily learned online, you can take some very bright pictures!

  • God, what might Kalashnikov have designed if he had AutoCAD and Blender?

  • You know what else is cool? Buckshot! Your standard 00 buck shell contains nine .30 caliber pellets, which means one blast from a shotgun is the equivalent of an entire mag dump from one of those concealable purse or jogging pistols. Now think about what mag dumping the shotgun is equivalent to!

  • You will spend you final, terrified moments of lucidity counting chips and pores in the brickwork before the bullet shatters your consciousness into a slurry of panicked neurons firing uselessly into nothing in a vain effort to comprehend it's own death.

  • Me: Wow, I wish the nutrient paste from Rimworld was real, it would be so convenient

    Tofu:

  • Walked into the local hydroponics shop on a whim yesterday, and it was an immediate oasis. A jungle of plants all around on every shelf, massive attack was playing, and the guy at the counter and I had a 20 minute conversation about growing mushrooms. Dude has a great job. Also it's crazy how well a wall of plants deadens street noise

  • Taking the tiniest grain of an accurate observation and sprinting with it in the most uselessly misanthropic and self-satisfied direction possible, the BE special

    Dude's gonna end up as some kind of weird antinatal nuclear extinction advocate

  • chat @hexbear.net

    Please give me your recommendations for books about MKULTRA and the other MK programs

  • Games @hexbear.net

    The main thing I've learned about myself from playing Arma...

  • askchapo @hexbear.net

    What's the best way to go about bullshitting my resume with ai?

  • guns @hexbear.net

    I love it so much that my new gas block uses screws that are exactly the wrong size for any hex key i have

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    I just want to Slarti all the time, Slarti all the time, Slarti all the tiiime

  • Games @hexbear.net

    30 second Kenshi guide

  • mycology @hexbear.net

    About to inoculate my first batch of oyster mushrooms in a couple big 5 gallon buckets

  • gardening @hexbear.net

    What's this thing growing out of my monstera

  • chat @hexbear.net

    An underdiscussed economic indicator

  • chat @hexbear.net

    My silent hill arc is accepting that these pans need actual scrubbing

  • antifascism @hexbear.net

    Nice