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GrouchyGrouse [he/him]

@ GrouchyGrouse @hexbear.net

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  • CPAC Head Says Iranian Schoolgirls Are Better Dead Than “in a Burqa”

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  • I fucking called it. I called it like three days ago. That they’d make it about the motherfucking headscarves

    If my heart could have anymore hate for these people

    Edit: Eight. It was eight days ago. Time is a flat circle fuck me.

  • Every time an Iranian missile lands in Tel Aviv, a single hair grows on Ben Shapiro's eyebrows

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  • Is he eating cow growth hormones? Steroids?

  • I'm going to pretend to be psychic to grift chuds out of money wish me luck

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  • Not enough folks go around calling themselves “soothsayers” anymore

  • new Juan Guiado just dropped

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  • Holy shit that part of him being lectured by a Marxist professor is so funny, I love this so much

  • What the fuck is going on?

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  • I feel like a lifetime of my stupid absurdist jokes has been preparing me for this moment and yet it has failed in that preparation.

  • The U.S. Is Building the Largest Detention Network in Its History

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  • “Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Burger, and lots and lots and lots of jails”

  • Q̶u̶a̶s̶i̶m̶o̶d̶o̶ Kamala predicted all of this.

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  • It gets even better when you remember that this was well after the NYT article about the mass sexual assaults was exposed as bullshit

  • Q̶u̶a̶s̶i̶m̶o̶d̶o̶ Kamala predicted all of this.

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  • The libs never really have an answer as to what she was doing while Biden’s brain was out to lunch

  • Q̶u̶a̶s̶i̶m̶o̶d̶o̶ Kamala predicted all of this.

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  • “Israel would have bombed Iran alone and then I would have gotten congressional approval to bomb Iran after”

  • Yanks who refer to their troops as "wArRiOrS" should have their homes razed by vikings or mongols

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  • I actually have a pet conspiracy theory that it’s part of a broader propaganda push, very deliberate, to eradicate the idea of the citizen-soldier and replace it with (what aspires to be, failing) a martial caste of sorts

  • X Users Find Their Real Names Are Being Googled in Israel After Using X Verification Software “Au10tix”

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  • Oh yeah they play the “we are so tolerant of the gay” card but then do shit like that to the ones born on the wrong side of an imaginary line

  • Blowback? That sounds like a problem for future America, not now America.

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  • The Phantom of the Opera looking photo coupled with his love of Andrew Lloyd Weber

    We live in hell

  • NATO activates Mambo #5 following Iranian missile launch at Turkiye

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  • Yep this is the one, it’s so good

  • NATO activates Mambo #5 following Iranian missile launch at Turkiye

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  • I once tried to find this one mambo song and let me tell you that when you don’t know the lyrics, can’t speak Spanish, and only know it is NOT mambo no 5 the internet is fucking useless

    I tried for years, couldn’t find it, listened to hundreds of mambo songs

    Then one night I throw on the Motorcycle Diaries and as I’m drifting off to sleep in the third act I hear it

    The mambo song

    Which mambo was it? I’ll never tell

  • [NSFW FOOT FETISH] This is fucking hilarious omg

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  • They say lead tastes sweet so this checks out

  • [NSFW FOOT FETISH] This is fucking hilarious omg

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  • They vibrate in a quantum state between prude and goon.

  • Caught the tail end of it on CNN but the media is trying to spin Iran bombed it's own kids ala that hospital in Gaza that the IDF bombed and turned around and blamed it on Hamas' incompetence.

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  • If we were chilling on my couch and a murderous cyborg bear came busting in my front door and I accidentally shot you while hip-drawing my bazooka nobody would be like “oh this isn’t the bear’s fault, in fact this makes it so much your fault that we aren’t even going to mention the bear being there.”

  • Caught the tail end of it on CNN but the media is trying to spin Iran bombed it's own kids ala that hospital in Gaza that the IDF bombed and turned around and blamed it on Hamas' incompetence.

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  • I was there I saw the Iranian missile pull the babies out of the incubator and put them into ovens while paragliding over a Free Parking sign and the missile

    The missile was laughing

  • Check out this cool mantis.

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  • My favorite Mantis fact is that they don’t have a different life cycle when they’re little. They just hatch as tiny versions of the big ones.

    Technically they are nymphs not just “tiny versions” but they are adorable

  • badposting @hexbear.net
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    What if instead of badposting it was buoyposting

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    What happened to Charlie Kirk was a profound bummer

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    I think I finally figured out why capitalism decays into fascism

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    I just saw that Palantir CEO going Tom Cruise mode

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    Time Machine to 75 AD and bringing the internet

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    My secret Genie wish

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    lol they’re trying to turn 9/11 into Charlie Kirk Day

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    Random thought about Hilldawg

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    The Cumtown subreddit is full of fucking shitheads.