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GrouchyGrouse [he/him]

@ GrouchyGrouse @hexbear.net

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  • In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud

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  • This is why I pack my left ear with mud and put a banana in my right ear. The copper wire is used to scoop out my brains for the embalming.

  • Caption this.

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  • A Cheeto and a cabbage walk into a bar

    The bartender says “I’m the scat man bibibidibba dum bee dum bom” and the clock on the wall starts to laugh

  • Hillary Clinton brags about Democrats being more effective at deporting people

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  • Libs desperate for a train car out of earshot of the destination they are arriving at

  • USA socialists be like: If you dont give this Democrat uncritical support you are a chud and a grifter

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  • Trying to have liberatory politics in the imperial core is running a difficult gauntlet and we are floating in uncharted waters as well so that adds difficulty.

    Buckle up, the takes will get wilder as we approach 2028

  • Cultural victory.

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  • I’d like to empirically proof his DMs to other guys who list in bios as “straight” and “married”

  • Zelenskyy suggests ceasefire so that Russia can hold elections

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  • Finally, one who calls the challenge by the ancient law

  • St Valentine is the patron saint of buying red shit and doing sex, St Patrick is the patron saint of buying green shit and throwing up. What are some of the lesser know saints?

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  • When I was a kid on the feast of St Blaise they’d bless your throat with candles to ward off sickness.

  • The risks to U.S. forces would be far greater in an operation against Iran, which boasts a formidable arsenal of missiles. The US fully expects Iran to retaliate, leading to back-and-forth strikes.

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  • It’s basically a floating airbase that has the ability to move into (or recede) from combat zones. They don’t really fit our war ethos right now anyway, they are designed to be part of an overwhelming strike in the event of total nuclear war

    There’s also ego and competition between the branches and the navy is quite addicted to being an air power and will never acquiesce to going back to “just boats” ever again, if they have their way

    Edit: you are totally correct about their redundancy, so I want to clarify: one of the perks of the carrier group is that by moving it won’t be as vulnerable during nuclear war, the enemy has to know where it is, NORAD will always be at NORAD etc

    Losing a carrier isn’t just a loss to their “global war on terror/narcos/guys we don’t like” capacity, it’s also a loss to their “oh shit actual peer actual nuclear oh my god war” capacity

  • LPT for men: Women can tell if you masturbated recently.

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  • It’s not fair that women get to see aura and all I got is astigmatism

  • We didn't slaughter our rich...

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  • Rehabilitation. Puyi was the last emperor of China

  • We didn't slaughter our rich...

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  • Yeah I use it for feeling old because I don’t want to emote Bernie or Chomsky except at their expense

  • Failed artists huh

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  • I couldn’t have brought myself to read it so thanks for sharing that with me

  • I'm surprised by Hasan Piker's conviction against Vote Blue No Matter Who

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  • Yeah I’ve never really understood that criticism. We need the entryway to be less imposing if we want guests.

  • Is it possible to post groups of Ukrainian soldiers without at least one Nazi symbol worn?

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  • “24/7 war” well yeah that is the fascism credo they got that part right

    Edit: lmao the skeleton has a USA flag patch

  • Failed artists huh

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  • The most childish thing about Ben is that when Hollywood people ( grown ass adults) rejected the scripts he wrote (as a child) he decided to grow into an evil adult as a form of revenge.

  • In light of recent US policy on deregulating greenhouse gas emissions, I propose a UN Resolution to literally isolate the rest of the world and planet from US pollution

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  • “Yeah I couldn’t stop working and died on the job but at least we kept the real estate market afloat. Buying a home and then one day selling it for more money was crucial to funding my theoretical retirement”

  • I'm surprised by Hasan Piker's conviction against Vote Blue No Matter Who

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  • By not caving immediately he is forcing them to look goofy for continuing to make hay out of these theatrics years out from the election

    And to his credit, whether intended or not, he is helping to prevent the whitewashing of Gruesome ahead of any major prominence regarding an election, and making the libs that made a big to-do about how they would vote for Newsome defend why they hate the homeless too

    It’s good slop, a bunch of liberal hand wringers tried to make the press by scolding him and instead our jumbo hunk mascot said “no u” and it made them look bad

  • "It feels like most of the Fediverse is in Schengen Area. Then hexbear and lemmy.ml are like Russia and Belarus."

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  • lol we’re the great firewall?

  • EPA is dead (1970-2026)

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  • “I hope to live to see them undoing the legacy of the Nixon regime.”

    Monkey’s paw curls

  • badposting @hexbear.net
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    What if instead of badposting it was buoyposting

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    What happened to Charlie Kirk was a profound bummer

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    I think I finally figured out why capitalism decays into fascism

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    I just saw that Palantir CEO going Tom Cruise mode

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    Time Machine to 75 AD and bringing the internet

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    My secret Genie wish

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    lol they’re trying to turn 9/11 into Charlie Kirk Day

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    Random thought about Hilldawg

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    The Cumtown subreddit is full of fucking shitheads.