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GrouchyGrouse [he/him]

@ GrouchyGrouse @hexbear.net

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  • Okay so based on their bio I’m guessing they call it the “Seven Years War” not the “French-Indian War” but the reason it got called that in the USA is because the British were fighting the French and the Indians (their term for the indigenous peoples of the Americas). Natives fought on both sides for various reasons, but that’s the name that stuck.

    I stress this because this is a clear example of collaborators that goes so far back it’s recalled in the very name given to an antique war.

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  • The real world that Ricky knows all about:

  • Legitimately the funniest part was how he created this gamer facade like his usual bullshit but instead of being some lofty gatekept science like astrophysics it was just videogame stats. So when his rocket exploded I mean character failed to perform anyone with a cursory understanding of the game knew who and what was fucking up.

    I didn’t even know what that game was like but when people started clowning on him I looked up high level play by other gamers vs him playing and it was clear he had no idea what he was fucking doing.

    When people clowned on his Elden Ring build I wasn’t in on the joke, I don’t play Elden Ring, I don’t know what good stats look like. So I just had to trust the online rumor mill.

    But when he tried to stream and he was visibly fucking up and the chat was telling him he was a pedophile and that he should kill himself, mercilessly, every .2 seconds, well, I didn’t have to play Path of Exile. I was able to enjoy that straight up.

  • Every time I imagine some hell these people create there is some vector I wasn’t keen to and it’s sex pest men.

    Like I already hated the idea of some tech dork scanning faces for fuck knows what end - not a good one I say that confidently.

    This is shit icing on shit cake

  • Yes I vastly prefer klansmen be scared and in hoods not in daylight holding office

  • I can read it in Norm’s voice, even

  • A long time ago in a gaylexy far far awaygay

  • When all those cooking shows started cooing over “sweetbread” when it just means a particular kind of organ meat. Consuming offal was associated with poverty. Then some jackass calls it “sweetbread” and it becomes a haute cuisine

  • “They need more training” and it’s some Methuselah looking guy who has been in training since the Ford administration

    Every fucking time

  • Everything

    says starts to make a lot more sense once you realize he can’t understand what he’s trying to say either.

  • People want rubbery cgi porn of the haunted Chuck E. Cheese game? Enough that businessman superspy Robert Maxwell’s daughter’s ex wanted some?

  • Okay so I gleaned that SFM was source filmmaker from some other discussion what exactly is FNAF and please spoiler it for the sake of others if it’s bad

  • You’d think the fact that they use words like “global economy” they’d understand that they should probably use metrics to gauge its health beyond “the bank accounts of three dozen wretched vampire crooks” but nope, this is how they see the world

  • Now we’re cooking with gas

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    What if instead of badposting it was buoyposting

  • Uphold Juggalist-Magicalism

  • That volume of money is so vast it would destroy the economy if it had somehow been stolen from it. How do they come up with this nonsense, it’s absolute hogwash

  • I feel like gravity is heavier today

  • That’s far too much work, you said enough already.

  • So conditioned to failure all they can aspire to is some kind of “beautiful failure”

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    What happened to Charlie Kirk was a profound bummer

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    I think I finally figured out why capitalism decays into fascism

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    I just saw that Palantir CEO going Tom Cruise mode

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Time Machine to 75 AD and bringing the internet

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    My secret Genie wish

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    lol they’re trying to turn 9/11 into Charlie Kirk Day

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Random thought about Hilldawg

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net

    The Cumtown subreddit is full of fucking shitheads.