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GrouchyGrouse [he/him]

@ GrouchyGrouse @hexbear.net

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  • The “language devolution” part from Threads comes to mind

  • It’s fine, we will just use the high speed rail we’ve been building up the past few decades

  • “Every region”

    One of these regions is incorporating a lot of other regions

  • He thinks the cast is actually a bunch of buff pastel colored aliens

  • “No more Hormel

    Nor Dinty Moore”

  • I love my jaundiced marshmallow horrors

  • Taking the United States at its word regarding peace negotiations is, well, historically it’s been a blunder. I’ll say that.

  • The chain was cool but the Greeks also were throwing fire at anything beyond that chain. Fire is scary and mean.

  • Portugal produces a lot of cork wood.

    Where are the Portuguese in all of this? We haven’t forgotten, Portugal.

  • Oh boy I’m gonna have fun spinning this record in my head when I can’t sleep. This is dangerously plausible.

  • That’s like not knowing Hawaii is an island

  • I feel like she’s self aware in making the most clickbaited thumbnails because in interviews she seems to be trying to ride the crest of the wave, with success

    But yeah lmao it’s a bit much at times

  • I fucking called it. I called it like three days ago. That they’d make it about the motherfucking headscarves

    If my heart could have anymore hate for these people

    Edit: Eight. It was eight days ago. Time is a flat circle fuck me.

  • Is he eating cow growth hormones? Steroids?

  • Not enough folks go around calling themselves “soothsayers” anymore

  • Holy shit that part of him being lectured by a Marxist professor is so funny, I love this so much

  • I feel like a lifetime of my stupid absurdist jokes has been preparing me for this moment and yet it has failed in that preparation.

  • “Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Burger, and lots and lots and lots of jails”

  • It gets even better when you remember that this was well after the NYT article about the mass sexual assaults was exposed as bullshit

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    What if instead of badposting it was buoyposting

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    What happened to Charlie Kirk was a profound bummer

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    I think I finally figured out why capitalism decays into fascism

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    I just saw that Palantir CEO going Tom Cruise mode

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Time Machine to 75 AD and bringing the internet

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    My secret Genie wish

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    lol they’re trying to turn 9/11 into Charlie Kirk Day

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Random thought about Hilldawg

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net

    The Cumtown subreddit is full of fucking shitheads.