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GrouchyGrouse [he/him]

@ GrouchyGrouse @hexbear.net

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  • Lmao

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  • Chillingly accurate.

  • Gavin Newsom moves to neutralize tax on billionaires

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  • Democrats want to cling to something that's younger than their institution.

    It’s like if the Subway corporation had fallen on its own sword to save Jared Fogle

  • Rockstar baulks as a Charlie Kirk assassination mission is created in GTA Online, bans it and censors his name, but there's more out there

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  • Zuck made a statue of his wife so he could know what it would look like if she could stare as lifelessly as he does.

  • Amogus

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  • have it say I C Es because you really like Iodine, Carbon, and Einsteinium

  • Caption this. Wrong answers only.

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  • Me and my impulse to bake and eat two dozen snickerdoodles

  • Gavin Newsom moves to neutralize tax on billionaires

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  • I just had the darkest lathe idea and I’m actually gonna keep this one to myself

    I’m through giving satan ideas for free

  • Gavin Newsom moves to neutralize tax on billionaires

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  • They cling so hard to the two party thing that they reinterpret their history as evidence that the system has been working “for the people”

    Even when that history is the history of the two parties swapping sides, changing names, and shuffling their decks mostly over the business of chattel slavery and it’s racist consequences. “For the people” my ass.

    Even the liberal history has this shit. This is them just willfully misinterpreting it because they are boneheaded ideologues.

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  • This dude will be the White Obama and will be a wall against progress if he gets any further up the ladder.

  • The impulse is emotional. Abolish ICE is simple. But politically, it is lethal.

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  • Perry Bible Fellowship has eternal relevance somewhere in the catalog to whatever nonsense we’re living through.

  • The impulse is emotional. Abolish ICE is simple. But politically, it is lethal.

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  • Okay how about “abolish trump’s personal paramilitary” does that work? If we Cheeto man bad can we get the libs on board?

    Christ these people are more stubborn than a cat fighting to take medicine

    Oh who am I kidding this dipshit is paid to either think this way or because they already think this way

  • She Goblik'on my John til No One Survives

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  • Holy fuck I need to get back into gimmick metal

  • Scott Adams has passed away (author of Dilbert comic strips)

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  • Scott saw the last name on the coin and just assumed it was part of his DilEmpire

  • Scott Adams has passed away (author of Dilbert comic strips)

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  • In your defense, there’s also Dean Cain, the former Superman dude who became a maga chud who blabs about ICE and god

    Too many of them

  • Scott Adams has passed away (author of Dilbert comic strips)

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  • You’ve said it so poetically. I don’t want to start some long discussion but there is a difference between lower forms of life like worms and higher forms of life like cows and humans in that we higher forms have free time. We play. We imagine and romp. Some of us like humans go even higher! We use our free brain time to think up languages! Music! Space-based telescopes and vaccines! It’s really cool. And capitalism takes us and reduces us to a monad, a cog in a machine, and we’re back to the lower order. Now we do the thing until we die, like the worm turning the earth until they die on the job, conveniently in a hole.

    Shit sucks

  • Scott Adams has passed away (author of Dilbert comic strips)

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  • Scott Adams has passed away (author of Dilbert comic strips)

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  • Lmao is this a sign of how cooked my brain is? So I see the news of his passing and my immediate thought is “I need to go check Hexbear because nobody else is going to know enough about why I’m laughing at my phone”

  • What's he singing?

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  • “It’s Not Easy Being Green” in a duet with Kermit.

  • She Goblik'on my John til No One Survives

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  • Is this a Nekrogoblikon reference? I haven’t thought of them in a decade

  • Siberian Shaman, engraving from 1805.

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  • That outfit rules, quite otherworldly

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    What happened to Charlie Kirk was a profound bummer

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    I think I finally figured out why capitalism decays into fascism

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    I just saw that Palantir CEO going Tom Cruise mode

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    Time Machine to 75 AD and bringing the internet

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    My secret Genie wish

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    lol they’re trying to turn 9/11 into Charlie Kirk Day

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    Random thought about Hilldawg

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
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    The Cumtown subreddit is full of fucking shitheads.