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GrouchyGrouse [he/him]

@ GrouchyGrouse @hexbear.net

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  • It’s like the final boss of whatever curse we unlocked by whitewashing the crimes of the Wehrmacht in order to staff West Germany/NATO, this is that exact imperial boomerang ricocheting off our domes right now

  • If it helps remember that their ideology will seem like an impenetrable wall until it actually starts to fall. It’s about leverage. But until they hit that tipping point this is what they get up to. They will create complex arguments, seeming to account for all the moving pieces except the overarching role capitalism plays in their equations. For god’s sake these people will invent new flavors of capitalism just to get mad at to prevent admitting they hate capitalism. It’s like dealing with a toddler’s logic it’s infuriating. They’re doomed to only seeing what they decode from reality with their liberal cypher. Mind melting to deal with.

  • They weren’t banned from doing this already?

  • If your movie is hostile to the pentagon they won’t loan you fancy doodads.

    The infamous “helicopter attack” scene from Apocalypse Now was filmed with Filipino Army helicopters because the script didn’t worship the troops enough

  • Touch da birb

  • Hell yeah history nerds we are doing Anabaptist Muenster Rebellion speedrun

  • The global south is going to really miss all those ways their infrastructure had even less of a chance to develop domestic alternatives before tech companies just decided to have complete control over their tech and communications if they start having Dangerous Ideas

  • Gonna look up his credentials and it’s just gonna list shit like “endangered animal hunter” “stolen art collector” “eye-patch but it only half conceals a bad-ass facial scar”

  • This will pick up two moderates in the suburbs.

    I hope they get Hillary to help sell this message, they’ll need her unbearable loser energy

  • Telling my son he can’t be Cody anymore he has to be Marriesheiress if he wants to shoot for the moon with this nominative determinism stuff

  • pussy

    Yet another subject where I have zero faith in Musk’s knowledge or experience

    If we all gave ourselves the Men-In-Black mind eraser flash he’d be the first to use science and logic to re-invent guys who think the female orgasm is a myth, starting with himself.

  • I like how he’s never going to release a bipedal Jeeves robot but the news has to report on it like it’s a thing. He’s not pivoting to shit. He’s pivoting to more testosterone treatments. None of these robots are doing shit. They aren’t going to mars. He’s just going to do drugs and post about white South African genocide. Report that. At least include these verifiable facts while writing the rest of the article. Just go pluck something from the last 24 hours of his timeline, he’ll have said something stupid or odious in that time. Probably more than once so you can pick. It would be funny at least.

  • “my don’t compare historical events shirt is causing people to compare the historical events”

  • The real kicker is that bit about “contemporary comparisons” which makes me ask why even bother having historical educations if you can’t apply the lessons of the past but that’s just me

  • I’ve tried several times to make it out but I can’t quite tell, it’s something about Somalis, then commotion drowns it out.

  • Says the side that stole the swastika in one of the greatest acts of “cultural appropriation” ever seen.

  • This place is like the last place on the internet where I genuinely belly laugh while reading the comments.

  • Forever being the president that lost one of the stars on the flag. He’s stupid as fuck but he knows 49 is less than 50 and if they needled him on that point it absolutely would get under his skin.

  • Sam Sedar has been pulling down his glasses to mock Schumer for quite a while, it’s become his current irresistible bit

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    What happened to Charlie Kirk was a profound bummer

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    I think I finally figured out why capitalism decays into fascism

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    I just saw that Palantir CEO going Tom Cruise mode

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Time Machine to 75 AD and bringing the internet

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    My secret Genie wish

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    lol they’re trying to turn 9/11 into Charlie Kirk Day

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Random thought about Hilldawg

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net

    The Cumtown subreddit is full of fucking shitheads.