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GrouchyGrouse [he/him]

@ GrouchyGrouse @hexbear.net

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  • I'm surprised by Hasan Piker's conviction against Vote Blue No Matter Who

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  • Yeah I’ve never really understood that criticism. We need the entryway to be less imposing if we want guests.

  • Is it possible to post groups of Ukrainian soldiers without at least one Nazi symbol worn?

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  • “24/7 war” well yeah that is the fascism credo they got that part right

    Edit: lmao the skeleton has a USA flag patch

  • Failed artists huh

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  • The most childish thing about Ben is that when Hollywood people ( grown ass adults) rejected the scripts he wrote (as a child) he decided to grow into an evil adult as a form of revenge.

  • In light of recent US policy on deregulating greenhouse gas emissions, I propose a UN Resolution to literally isolate the rest of the world and planet from US pollution

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  • “Yeah I couldn’t stop working and died on the job but at least we kept the real estate market afloat. Buying a home and then one day selling it for more money was crucial to funding my theoretical retirement”

  • I'm surprised by Hasan Piker's conviction against Vote Blue No Matter Who

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  • By not caving immediately he is forcing them to look goofy for continuing to make hay out of these theatrics years out from the election

    And to his credit, whether intended or not, he is helping to prevent the whitewashing of Gruesome ahead of any major prominence regarding an election, and making the libs that made a big to-do about how they would vote for Newsome defend why they hate the homeless too

    It’s good slop, a bunch of liberal hand wringers tried to make the press by scolding him and instead our jumbo hunk mascot said “no u” and it made them look bad

  • "It feels like most of the Fediverse is in Schengen Area. Then hexbear and lemmy.ml are like Russia and Belarus."

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  • lol we’re the great firewall?

  • EPA is dead (1970-2026)

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  • “I hope to live to see them undoing the legacy of the Nixon regime.”

    Monkey’s paw curls

  • Get you a partner who replaces your memory as quickly as Erika Kirk

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  • Yeah my thumbs are wildly different when you compare the two. Pretty normal stuff.

  • US decides SpaceX is like an airline, exempting it from Labor Relations Act

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  • Do they not understand that it is this exact behavior that makes us all

    or are they just arrogant

  • RCMP identify perpetrator in B.C. mass shooting that left 9 dead, 27 injured

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  • Black sun is predictable at this point, it’s tiring

  • NSFW

    I heard you got to prison if you google this in the USA

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  • It’s true and his dad was a thumb that grew a whole body as an appendage so like his neck is technically on his hand and his face has no holes. It’s actually horrifying like, he’s not talking, he wriggles down the thumb and the body jerks in a way that air moves in and out. It’s horrifying.

    So anyways that was his dad

  • GRRWM

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  • GRRWM

    This is that write-a-novel-in-a-month-thing, right?

  • [Not the Onion] A solution to the doctor shortage already exists in most neighborhoods

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  • Coming soon: You are shimmying your way out of the EconoClass Brought To You by Palantir exit on the airplane which is located under the first class door. One of the first class ticket holders steps on your back. You wave at the Flight Attendant for assistance, but they are too busy doing the work normally reserved for ground crews. After a week the pain in your back persists so you go your Licensed Barber-Surgeon to get a prescription of 800mg ibuprofen and a blood letting. The bloodletting is done by a On-Site Qualified Patient aka somebody who did a quiz on their phone six minutes ago. You take the prescription to the pharmacy. The pharmacist is delivering triplets.

  • GIRL IN YOGA PANTS WITH BIG ASS FALLS OVER VERY FUNNY

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  • THE MAN WAITS SADLY AT THE AIRPORT

    HIS SON WHO HE HAS NOT SEEN IN MANY YEARS IS SURPRISING AT HIS FATHER

    YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS MANS REACTION

    ALMOST FALLING HE IS SO MOVED

  • Peter Thiel says Greta Thunberg is the antichrist

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  • Can this literal white devil finish molting into death’s pale horse so we can light this candle and get this shit over with?

  • 2 years until the Presidential Elections and Liberals are demanding pledges of Loyalty to Gavin Newsom from the Leftists now

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  • Also, I forgot that some Dems unironically say verbatim "vote blue no matter who"

    Yeah they do that for 2 reasons: the first is just because they obviously believe it and act accordingly. The second, funnier reason, is because they aren’t on the bleeding edge of culture and discourse where people who give a shit about this stuff talk but they still vacuum it up as it percolates to the top. And in those spaces they see it and hear it and it enters their brains and their discourse like the Dark Brandon meme

  • Allegations of bodies buried at Epstein's New Mexico ranch prompt investigation calls

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  • Petition to change the name to Cursed Mexico because Stolen Mexico is insufficient for the moment we are in

  • Trump is just too popular.

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  • If the straw that broke the camel’s back was scam calls killing the poll industry because nobody answers their fucking phone I’m gonna laugh about it for a real long time

  • China has planted so many trees around the Taklamakan Desert that it's turned this 'biological void' into a carbon sink

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  • If Communism is good for the Chinese why are they planting trees whose shade they will not get to rest under?

  • badposting @hexbear.net
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    What if instead of badposting it was buoyposting

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    What happened to Charlie Kirk was a profound bummer

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    I think I finally figured out why capitalism decays into fascism

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    I just saw that Palantir CEO going Tom Cruise mode

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Time Machine to 75 AD and bringing the internet

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    My secret Genie wish

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    lol they’re trying to turn 9/11 into Charlie Kirk Day

  • badposting @hexbear.net
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    Random thought about Hilldawg

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    The Cumtown subreddit is full of fucking shitheads.