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GrouchyGrouse [he/him]

@ GrouchyGrouse @hexbear.net

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  • Holy shit I am too old for mosh pits. I feel like I got hit by a truck.

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  • Having soreness creep up like that and be worse 2-3 days after is the new hell I’ve discovered, no more ascent to recovery in a straight line

  • Mexico kills Nemesio Oseguera, ‘El Mencho,’ the world’s most wanted drug lord

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  • I remember when the NGCJ or whatever they called themselves rolled up with slick social media videos of guys in gear in truck convoys. Recruitment propaganda for their war with another cartel. It was around the time ISIS was producing similar clips.

    Wonder if their respective CIA connections ever compared notes at the Langley pizza parties

  • No wonder 1Dime (Tony) pumps out reactionary, rightoid content. His audience is also right-wing revisionist. Moral of the story: Read Theory

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  • I’m imagining one of them trying out a slogan.

    “carpe yesterday’s diem”

  • The U.S. spent $30 billion to ditch textbooks for laptops and tablets. It has not paid off

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  • It’s okay, it’s all quite literally designed to fly under our radars. The “solution” of course is to be hyper vigilant but being hyper vigilant is exhausting. Exhaustion leads to lapsed vigilance. It’s an endless cycle.

  • I thought putting googly eyes on a cleaning robot would look cute, but it just looks like it's screaming "what is my purpose?".

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  • This is why you don’t give it googly eyes, save those for things with “mouths” like a spray bottle of window cleaner or a trash can with a flappy lid.

    Put serene sleepy cartoon cat eyes on your robot, let it exude happy manatee vibes

  • My cortisol spiked after my ex wife custodymogged me

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  • See you spike cortisol

  • Roll to save vs. death

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  • Lmao I feel so much better about my worst takes

  • Age is just a cyber digit.

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  • The Anonymize Our Kids Act or A-OK Act will put you in stocks for cabbage tossing practice if you post your kids to anything owned by Zuck and Musk

  • Games used to be cool and great before woke turned them all into unreal engine 5 slop

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  • Yes! That’s the story I remember, and I remember their Mario clone was called something like “Indiana Jones and the scary adventure of copywrite infringement” as they tinkered with it

  • r/upliftingnews

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  • If these guys breathe on a flower will it wilt?

    How much more cartoonish can they get?

  • Games used to be cool and great before woke turned them all into unreal engine 5 slop

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  • One of the craziest facts about modern gaming is that id Software essentially got started because John Carmack’s brilliant mind set to work on optimizing code until he got “smooth scrolling” in a 2D game that was previously considered impossible with the tech at the time iirc, hence all the games that required a fast refresh rate went from the top down, in the direction of the screen’s refreshing. I’m kind of a dumbass about tech so my lingo is probably all wrong.

    But yeah, it was essentially optimization that led to a revolution in gaming, not just this brute force “make a bigger GPU” approach

  • Games used to be cool and great before woke turned them all into unreal engine 5 slop

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  • This is the truth and if anyone disputes this we can settle this with instagib shock rifles

  • I live in a neighborhood where I can drive a golf cart to a Buffalo Wild Wings, I own a 50k truck, I live twenty minutes from the beach and go three times a year, and Maduro is a threat to my freedom

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  • Wait until this guy finds out Iran and Ireland share a namesake

  • Boil All Gusanos

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  • They’d rather normalize Trump’s attacks on the island than normalize the idea of Cuban self determination

  • LEAVE THE BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY ALONE

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  • The industry has been brutal to so many of the authors of my childhood. People who in cases spent crunch time away from their children for the benefit of stranger’s children only to get laid off the next quarter.

  • Imagine being a monarchist and this is Your Guy

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  • We need an emoji of the baby from Dinosaurs

    this guy ain’t cutting it

  • I blocked c/electoralism because it was 80% about Mamdani and I don't care. The notification cracked me up

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  • You defeated the comm with the immortal science of Uno-ReverseCardism

  • UN declares Earth has entered a period of 'water bankruptcy' that is likely impossible to reverse

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  • It’ll be the end of billions of “worlds” contained in their human heads, that will for sure happen.

  • I have to pass this curse along or I'll be sent to the torment dimension

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  • I couldn’t make it more than about four seconds

    I’m going to go eat dry hot cocoa mix with a spoon and curl under a blanket. I have an indescribable and almost infantile desire to fold myself into the cringe dimension.

  • badposting @hexbear.net
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    What if instead of badposting it was buoyposting

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    What happened to Charlie Kirk was a profound bummer

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    I think I finally figured out why capitalism decays into fascism

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    I just saw that Palantir CEO going Tom Cruise mode

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    Time Machine to 75 AD and bringing the internet

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    My secret Genie wish

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    lol they’re trying to turn 9/11 into Charlie Kirk Day

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    Random thought about Hilldawg

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    The Cumtown subreddit is full of fucking shitheads.