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GrouchyGrouse [he/him]

@ GrouchyGrouse @hexbear.net

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  • NATO activates Mambo #5 following Iranian missile launch at Turkiye

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  • I once tried to find this one mambo song and let me tell you that when you don’t know the lyrics, can’t speak Spanish, and only know it is NOT mambo no 5 the internet is fucking useless

    I tried for years, couldn’t find it, listened to hundreds of mambo songs

    Then one night I throw on the Motorcycle Diaries and as I’m drifting off to sleep in the third act I hear it

    The mambo song

    Which mambo was it? I’ll never tell

  • [NSFW FOOT FETISH] This is fucking hilarious omg

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  • They say lead tastes sweet so this checks out

  • [NSFW FOOT FETISH] This is fucking hilarious omg

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  • They vibrate in a quantum state between prude and goon.

  • Caught the tail end of it on CNN but the media is trying to spin Iran bombed it's own kids ala that hospital in Gaza that the IDF bombed and turned around and blamed it on Hamas' incompetence.

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  • If we were chilling on my couch and a murderous cyborg bear came busting in my front door and I accidentally shot you while hip-drawing my bazooka nobody would be like “oh this isn’t the bear’s fault, in fact this makes it so much your fault that we aren’t even going to mention the bear being there.”

  • Caught the tail end of it on CNN but the media is trying to spin Iran bombed it's own kids ala that hospital in Gaza that the IDF bombed and turned around and blamed it on Hamas' incompetence.

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  • I was there I saw the Iranian missile pull the babies out of the incubator and put them into ovens while paragliding over a Free Parking sign and the missile

    The missile was laughing

  • Check out this cool mantis.

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  • My favorite Mantis fact is that they don’t have a different life cycle when they’re little. They just hatch as tiny versions of the big ones.

    Technically they are nymphs not just “tiny versions” but they are adorable

  • I swear liberal cringefear and obsession with appealing to centrists will get us killed

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  • People are getting killed because this cursed empire is inadequately opposed, they’re dying right now and… this one has a hypothetical to clutch pearls over?

    They’re beyond parody

  • I swear liberal cringefear and obsession with appealing to centrists will get us killed

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  • Lmao me too, holy fuck what a take

  • The average American mind just won't accept that they are the perpetrators and the world is their victim.

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  • That’s because Mormonism sees itself as the state religion of the United States specifically and Capitalism in general

  • Netanyahu: "Hexbear is like 50 lemmygrads"

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  • Finally, math I can understand.

  • The average American mind just won't accept that they are the perpetrators and the world is their victim.

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  • We’re going live to “the actor who played Jim on The Office,” he says that even though the entire upper echelon is made out of kids too racist to vibe-code for Doge, the rank-and-file officers of the CIA are stalwart patriots that keep us safe

  • The average American mind just won't accept that they are the perpetrators and the world is their victim.

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  • Even if I was a big fan and trusted the CIA and other alphabet agencies I don’t think I’d be trusting the version being helmed by whatever cronies haven’t bailed

    Like it’s such a huge turn to make in your head to read headline after headline of all the old barnacles retiring because of Trump’s antics and to just assume that what - good people filled those vacuums? The CIA is still good now that all the ones that found Trump odious have bailed? What?

  • You're not a real feminist if you didn't assume that Dr. Pepper was a woman

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  • Everything that comes in bottles is a girl because ships come in bottles and ships are girls.

  • How close are we to a WW3 realistically (If we're not already in one somehow)?

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  • I’d say that one of the days about midway through the Syrian civil war was the first day of Cold War 2

  • “Grok, design her as if she was made by a Rule 34 artist”

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  • It’s such a small but telling example of how empty their creative tanks are that they can’t even squeak out a pun.

  • US Embassy in Jerusalem to Amerikkkans in Israel: "tough luck, you're on your own"

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  • Should have scampered off to Germany like whatever the Hebrew word for “leader” is. But like a title. Put a “the” in front. “The Leader.”

  • Slack cofounder says workers and CEOs can get stuck doing 'fake' work like pre-meetings and slide shows | Fortune

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  • “Brad you are the new VP of Kickass Beach Parties”

  • Imperialist regime change is a good thing for my penis because women will be allowed to prostitute themselves

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  • Liberal feminism is, in my opinion, the case study or prime example of “what no theory does to a mf”

  • what if instead of boots on the ground they had boobs on the ground

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  • When you put your boobs on the ground it’s called pushups, named after the bra

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    What if instead of badposting it was buoyposting

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    What happened to Charlie Kirk was a profound bummer

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    I think I finally figured out why capitalism decays into fascism

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    I just saw that Palantir CEO going Tom Cruise mode

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    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Time Machine to 75 AD and bringing the internet

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    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    My secret Genie wish

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    lol they’re trying to turn 9/11 into Charlie Kirk Day

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Random thought about Hilldawg

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
    GrouchyGrouse [he/him] @hexbear.net

    The Cumtown subreddit is full of fucking shitheads.