D•Scribe
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
hitwright@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago

Moscow now has UFOs... it's OVER :(

lemmy.world

message-square
85
link
fedilink
643

Moscow now has UFOs... it's OVER :(

lemmy.world

hitwright@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago
message-square
85
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • Dultas@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    1 day ago

    Great, now we have to worry about Yuri.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 day ago

      the only YURI is the YURi prime.

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    1 day ago

    the daleks have descended onto moscow.

  • buddascrayon@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    2 days ago

    The roof

    The roof

  • Klear@piefed.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    171
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    3 days ago

    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      40
      ·
      3 days ago

      That saucer is rolling coal.

      • MehBlah@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        3 days ago

        So a pure asshole is at the helm.

        • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          2 days ago

          That’s a bit chauvinistic don’t you think? Some species don’t develop past the deuterosomic stage, but that doesn’t mean you have to be rude about it.

          • MehBlah@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            2
            arrow-down
            1
            ·
            2 days ago

            Chauvinistic? Snort!!! Only pure bred assholes do this

            Rolling Coal

            • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              2 days ago

              I was making a biology joke, rolling coal sucks

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      21
      ·
      3 days ago

      Funnily enough, I saw this meme earlier, and thought it was an AI rendering of the world’s fastest manhole cover. Then I scrolled Lemmy, and here I am.

      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        3 days ago

        It is a cover, but a few orders of magnitude bigger!

    • LordMayor@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      3 days ago

      Perfect

    • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      3 days ago

      Boo

    • Tudsamfa@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      9
      arrow-down
      19
      ·
      3 days ago

      Did you ask a fucking AI to help you put text on this, or why is it so grainy?

      • Grimy@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        27
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        3 days ago

        First they came for the artists, then they came for the guys that put text on images.

      • 0ops@piefed.zip
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        24
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        3 days ago

        No one’s ever made a photo grainy before, it had to be artificial intelligence!

        • Tudsamfa@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          14
          arrow-down
          7
          ·
          3 days ago

          Sure.

          Anyway, here’s how the pictures compare in any image editor (the darker the more identical the pixel):

          Notice that I lined the UFO up, but the skyline is now all out of whack, which seems to be a lot of work to give to oneself if all you wanted to do was add 4 words. Similarly, I can line up parts of the skyline, but now the UFO is at the wrong place:

          In conclusion: I am pretty sure it was done with AI.

          • 0ops@piefed.zip
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            7
            arrow-down
            1
            ·
            3 days ago

            Upvoted for getting your hands dirty with the analysis. The grain doesn’t mean anything imo but yeah that alignment is fishy

          • ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            3
            arrow-down
            1
            ·
            3 days ago

            I feel like it’s more likely the creator just moved the UFO for some reason, since lining the skylines puts just the UFO out of place.

            • Tudsamfa@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              3
              ·
              3 days ago

              You cannot align the cranes left of the explosion AND the warehouse to the right AND the smokestacks at the far right either, they, or rather it, moved random parts of the skyline around.

              • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                3
                ·
                21 hours ago

                So we’re either looking at

                1. Somebody photoshopped the composition of the original image
                2. The original image was fake and the person adding the text messed with the placement of the layers when adding text.
                3. “chatgpt add the following words to the bottom of this image and make it look more like the “I want to believe” poster from x-files”

                Both Occam’s and Hanlon’s razors clearly point to option 3

      • SystemDisc@feddit.org
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2 days ago

        Idk why you’re getting so many downvotes. It is very clearly created by AI with the actual image as an input.

      • drcobaltjedi@programming.dev
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        3 days ago

        I could easily see that being an artistic choice to add film grain to the picture for the bit.

        • Tudsamfa@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          4
          arrow-down
          6
          ·
          3 days ago

          Sure, however, it is not in this case.

  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    32
    ·
    2 days ago

    The best part of this is it was hit by a Russian AA missile.

    The writers of this reality are clearly just phoning it in.

    • MehBlah@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      edit-2
      2 days ago

      I went ahead and made the lemmy modification.

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2 days ago

        Mine are still orange.

        • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          1 day ago

          deleted by creator

    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      2 days ago

      No fucking way.

    • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      2 days ago

      Source on that? That would be hilarious

      • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        24
        ·
        2 days ago

        My post is wholly based on this: https://rdx.overdevs.com/comments.html?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FDamnthatsinteresting%2Fcomments%2F1u9mnz5%2Frussian_air_defence_missile_accidentally_hits_its%2F

        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

        • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          9
          ·
          2 days ago

          Wheeeeeeee

          • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            11
            ·
            2 days ago

            That footage was hilarious, that one interceptor firing vertically 30 seconds after the drone had passed was peak comedy.

  • lokalhorst@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    115
    ·
    3 days ago

    Is this the oil price cap?

    • Danarchy@lemmy.nz
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      3 days ago

      It might be an honest to god lid gettin blown offa that thing

    • slazer2au@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      3 days ago

      Those things exist?

      • Klear@piefed.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        3 days ago

        They do, but they always fly up into the sky.

  • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    78
    ·
    3 days ago

    All jokes aside, I’m seriously impressed that the roof structure maintained it’s integrity and didn’t just shred to pieces in the explosion

    • Pofski@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      39
      ·
      3 days ago

      It’s probably a floating roof. In the petro they use this for several reasons. Less contact between the product and air reduces oxidation. There is also less gass formed above the product reducing odour. But funny enough, it is mainly used to reduce risk of explosion …

      • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        60
        ·
        3 days ago

        It’s probably a floating roof.

        Sure is.

        • PacketPilgrim@thelemmy.club
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          12
          ·
          3 days ago

          Heyoooo (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

    • CountVon@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      18
      ·
      3 days ago

      I think that part kinda makes sense. The lid is domed, which increases its strength. The seam where the lid meets the walls would tend to be the weakest point. I’m more surprised there was such a violent explosion in the first place, usually they just burn. Could be that tank was partially empty and the area beneath the lid was a highly combustible fuel/air mix. Drone hits the tank, vapour ignites, and pop.

      • Soup@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        3 days ago

        Domes are great in one direction, because any given section has something below it. They’re a 3D arch, something whoch would fall apart immediately if turned upside down. The great part about big rounded edges is that they distribute pressure more evenly and reduce the amount of seams present unlike a welded cube, for example.

        More likely is that, yes, the connection between the roof and the rest was the weaker point and also the dome was able to basically be a parachute so it coukd catch air instead of just being flung in some random direction.

        • WoodScientist@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          3 days ago

          An arch or dome made of stone would instantly fall apart if flipped upside down. A steel one will perform just as well, as steel is isotropic.

      • ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        3 days ago

        IIRC, the lid can move up and down depending on how much content there’s in the tank. Something something provides pressure if it’s a gas.

        • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          12
          ·
          3 days ago

          Yup, I’m not sure about this lid specifically, but some slide up and down the tank, since water is denser than oil they don’t really care if rain water gets past the seal.

    • Visstix@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      3 days ago

      Yeah I can’t believe they just didn’t make the entire building like that.

      • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        3 days ago

        Same logic could apply to airplanes. “In the unlikely event of a water landing, your seat cushion will become a flotation device.” Oh that’s nice, then why doesn’t the plane become A BOAT!? - some standup comic.

  • Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    2 days ago

    Yes the roof fell off in this case, but I don’t want anyone thinking that Moscow isn’t safe.

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    52
    ·
    3 days ago

    “Then the oil from the coach lamps ignites and there is a second explosion, out of which rolls—because there are certain conventions, even in tragedy—a burning wheel.”

    Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

    • nkat2112@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      2 days ago

      That was a very appropriate quote - from a phenomenal book. Thank you for sharing that.

    • Nouvellalia@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      3 days ago

      GNU

  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    33
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    edit-2
    3 days ago

    It’s the 1,584th of February 2022… Can’t take much longer!!!111

    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      3 days ago

      30 days has September, April, June and November; all the rest have 31; except February which has 28, 29 or 1584!

  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    32
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    3 days ago

    You hate to see it when thinking about the environment.

    You love to see it when thinking about Putin getting briefed what’s on fire this time.

    • Tetragrade@leminal.space
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      25
      ·
      3 days ago

      Nah its good for the environment, they were going to burn that anyway. Now it’s still burnt, but the infrastructure is trashed.

      • DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        3 days ago

        Lol. That’s quite a take, I kinda like it. ( I mean they’ll build it again using more materials and energy, but I don’t want to be a pooper of the party )

        • Tetragrade@leminal.space
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          2 days ago

          Probably :( My basis is that in game theory if you want to disincetivise a behaviour you need to keep harming agents that take that action (negative reinforcement), but I suppose that doesn’t apply here bc the Ukrainian signalling is about invading Ukraine, not the environment.

          There is the additional factor that this reduces the output of oil power plants, creating more demand for electricity, so there’s now a better opportunity for someone to build renewables to get more profits. I suppose you could also build something else, switch back to coal? Lmao

  • Hubi@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    39
    ·
    3 days ago

    Why is the explosion wearing a Kippah?

    • hitwright@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      53
      ·
      3 days ago

      I might have found a clue ;D

      • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        21
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        3 days ago

        • DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          3 days ago

          Skibidi

  • Marthirial@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    33
    ·
    3 days ago

    Russia TV News: play it in reverse so it looks like our dear leader put a lid on the issue immediately.

  • Lon3star@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    23
    ·
    3 days ago

    When that landed, did it sound like an oversized coin? I hope it did the wobble “wah—wah–wah–wah-wah-wah-wah-wahwahwah” sound

  • harmbugler@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    19
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    3 days ago

    You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

    • Beetschnapps@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      3 days ago

      Easy Micheal Caine…

NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works

noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

A community for your defence shitposting needs

Rules

1. Be nice

Do not make personal attacks against each other, call for violence against anyone, or intentionally antagonize people in the comment sections.

2. Explain incorrect defense articles and takes

If you want to post a non-credible take, it must be from a “credible” source (news article, politician, or military leader) and must have a comment laying out exactly why it’s non-credible. Low-hanging fruit such as random Twitter and YouTube comments belong in the Matrix chat.

3. Content must be relevant

Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. This is not the page to fawn over Youtube personalities, simp over political leaders, or discuss other areas of international policy.

4. No racism / hatespeech

No slurs. No advocating for the killing of people or insulting them based on physical, religious, or ideological traits.

5. No politics

We don’t care if you’re Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.

6. No seriousposting

We don’t want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.

7. No classified material

Classified ‘western’ information is off limits regardless of how “open source” and “easy to find” it is.

8. Source artwork

If you use somebody’s art in your post or as your post, the OP must provide a direct link to the art’s source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible (such as the artist deleting their account). The source should be a place that the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru is not a source. A watermark is not a source.

9. No low-effort posts

No egregiously low effort posts. E.g. screenshots, recent reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title. Put these in weekly Matrix chat instead.

10. Don't get us banned

No brigading or harassing other communities. Do not post memes with a “haha people that I hate died… haha” punchline or violating the sh.itjust.works rules (below). This includes content illegal in Canada.

11. No misinformation

NCD exists to make fun of misinformation, not to spread it. Make outlandish claims, but if your take doesn’t show signs of satire or exaggeration it will be removed. Misleading content may result in a ban. Regardless of source, don’t post obvious propaganda or fake news. Double-check facts and don’t be an idiot.


Join our Matrix chatroom


Other communities you may be interested in

  • !militaryporn@lemmy.world
  • !forgottenweapons@lemmy.world
  • !combatvideos@sh.itjust.works
  • !militarymoe@ani.social

Banner made by u/Fertility18

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 389 users / day
  • 2.15K users / week
  • 2.58K users / month
  • 6.51K users / 6 months
  • 5 local subscribers
  • 8.22K subscribers
  • 1.4K Posts
  • 10.9K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Shit@sh.itjust.works
  • OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca
  • Fisting for Freedom@sh.itjust.works
  • nuke@sh.itjust.works
  • Estiar@sh.itjust.works
  • neidu2@feddit.nl
  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works
  • UI: unknown version
  • BE: 0.19.18
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org