A snickers can never throb tho
It’s a pyrrhic dicktory
A snickers can never throb tho
It’s a pyrrhic dicktory
Clearly this monke ain’t tryna fight cancer


Wanksy undefeated
U can’t even be mad at Derek bro u can’t even be mad don’t be a playa h8r bro
I had a moment with the game where the etherial, unintelligible music seemed to make sense for a sec and it tripped me out, like I heard something about being altered by “strange reddish slime” and it sent me down a rabbit hole trying to find the lyrics only to discover it’s a made up language or something? Anyway, top shelf stuff!


I started taking my 1st gen switch on my bus commute & honestly it rules, especially compared to the doomscreen of sadness. Hope you find your old portable buddy!
You laugh but when separated out each plate is a deadly weapon, a quality unmatched by a flimsy Bible page
Know Your Meme is such a treasure. The article on Glup Shitto was some damn good inject it into my eyeballs internet
Nope! Chuck Testa


All the ppl suggesting numbers need to realize the months already have that nickname. U can literally just write the number on a check or triplicate government form and it will be understood
How dare this artist draw the forgotten potato in my pantry


For one thing their world is hella rocked for a hot second


Donald trump and the entire Republican Party are walking down the street and they see a kid playing outside
Don says “hey, you guys wanna fuck that kid?”
The entire Republican Party goes “out of what?!”


Depending on what kind of bear, he might eat your ass or might eat your ass
Count von Count: “sigh” unzips
The proof for this is also on the internet


They caught him mid-shart
Contrariwise there is a certain synergy being a book boy and bidet boy
You let one popeye into a bar and he invites all his popeye friends next thing u kno it’s a popeye bar