That’s probably my nephew out there screeching like a dinosaur

I love him, but goddamn that kid is weird

It is indeed very strange

Just like killing an asshole, I don’t think it’s right, I just understand why it was done (and low-key agree tbh)

Basically

• Is it wrong? Yes
• So I understand why? Yes
• Would I do that in their shoes? Maybe
• Does that make me a hypocrite? Probably, I do lots of wrong things

Honestly, I’m with the mod on this one.

That and jeans

I found a study that disagrees. However the sample size is pretty small

Prime numbers are the best odd numbers.

You could say they’re the oddest

[Pundents] come and go

And one just went

The ingredients you got

Bake the cake that you get

• Jesse Welles, probably

Oooof, yeah, i drank too much and let the intrusive thoughts win.

A thirteen year old facing four felonies is fucked almost as bad as a thirteen year old having twenty-three guns. backstage at a Miss Teen USA beauty contest

FTFY

Damn I think you’re right, it’s even funnier now

I don’t know why this is funnier with K’Ehleyr’s face, but it just is

I talk to crows like equals, swim in rivers, and see cats for the childish selfish little bastards they are (i love my little murder hobos)

Do not hold on to hate. Don’t pay an emotional price on people who don’t care about you

Do not feel guilt about other people suffering the consequences of their own actions. Don’t pay an emotional price on people who don’t care about you

Have empathy for the injustices others face. It helps you let go of hate

You are responsible for how you respond to your environment. They are responsible for themselves. They chose to respond to abuse by abusing others. You can perpetuate that cycle or stop it. Treat them the way you wish to be treated. Do so knowing they owe you a social debt for their abuse, and do not put yourself at risk while treating them with fairness

Do these things and you will be at peace with yourself and others.

“If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.”

• Lords and Ladies

I read this in the Interdimensional Cable voice

Never heard of it, but I use Tri-flow and Houdini liberally. If Ballistol doesn’t leave a residue it’s probably fine

This is it ☝️

Locksmiths hate WD-40

On that day many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?’ And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’

• Matthew 7:22, 23