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SirSamuel

@ SirSamuel @lemmy.world

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  • Meta Employee Deleted 9TB of Torrented Files, Adult Film Producers Claim

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  • At first I was like "9TB!? That's like a billion bajillion. It's like Dr Evil demanding $100 billion in 1969!"

    And then I realized I have over 9TB of liberated media on my NAS. I really need to adjust my concept of technology, not to mention the passage of time.

    I mean, 911 was only ten years ago, right? Right!?

  • Meta Employee Deleted 9TB of Torrented Files, Adult Film Producers Claim

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  • Nobody wants to work anymore

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  • If I didn't have Medicaid there would be no savings at all

  • Just ice

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  • Easy there partner, it's a political cartoon and a gif response. I was just drunkenly shitposting before bed

  • Nobody wants to work anymore

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  • I'm 45 and I have ~$10k in savings.

    I'm a driver, I'm a winner. Things are gonna change, I can feel it

  • Removed

    Marjorie Taylor Greene: "Americans want rich powerful pedos and rapists strung up on gallows, even if it collapses our government"

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  • In other news, a blind squirrel has found a nut

  • Just ice

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  • apple works on creep glasses

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  • Parents opt kids out of school laptops, ask for pen-and-paper

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  • At first I was like "how do they know I have ADHD?" And then I was like, "oh wait, they're saying they have ADHD." My people! Also, I hear you and agree

  • Unrealistic

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  • Jim Gaffigan. Skip to 0:31 of you can't wait thirty seconds

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zh-W851XgU

    Also, I couldn't find this elsewhere, but I only tried once. If you have a non-YouTube alternative of this video you'd like to share, please do and I'll edit my post

  • Parents opt kids out of school laptops, ask for pen-and-paper

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  • First off, congratulations on posting the comment you were working on instead of deciding you didn't care enough to hit send. Second, I've done exactly what you've done, so if I'm a pedant I'm also a hypocrite. Third, I'm really really curious; what was the "or" half of the either/or statement you started at the beginning of your post? Or did autocorrect change really to either? Inquiring minds want to know

  • Rate my setup guys

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  • Didn't know you worked for Zoho

  • What's yours?

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  • Maybe we can be bunk mates on the Cerritos

  • BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE

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  • The average American eats this much cheese every day for lunch

    FIFY

  • 'Later found dead': Dem lawmaker flags explosive Trump allegation in Epstein files

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  • He's kind of a jerk

  • A Sexually Transmitted Fungus Is Making Itself Cozy in the US

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  • People in monogamous relationships will be the last of us

  • Obesity linked to one in 10 infection deaths globally

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  • 🎶 It ain't like an evil team of scientistsThrough rigorous testingCreated the most abominable snacksGrindin' critters and chemicals up in a factoryNow your hand is stuck inside of the sack 🎶

    • "Fat", Jesse Welles

  • New flat earthers update btw

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  • Someone get me a towel!

  • :pikachu-shocked:

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  • So is Zuckerberg a pedophile? Or Musk? Are we talking about Huffman? m00t?

    Is this an Inclusive Or situation?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    SirSamuel @lemmy.world

    A chicken pot pie is a quiche with very mature eggs

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    SirSamuel @lemmy.world

    If a politician was very vocal about the evils of Dungeons and Dragons and it was revealed that he regularly played CRPGs, would the media call the resulting scandal Baldursgate?

  • ADHD @lemmy.world
    SirSamuel @lemmy.world

    How do I get testing?