Thanks for telling me. Only 40 years too late ;)

What are you talking about? Don’t you know that vaccines are made from dead babies and mercury? SMH

Ah, the Genghis Khan defence. Bold move!

It’s all a consequence of Western decadence, of course.

We literally had a TV where you had to do this. It was a black and white set and it was ancient even when I was a kid. My parents refused to buy a new one though so we had this thing until the mid eighties. They had bought it some time in the sixties. Sometimes the picture went away and you had to hit it in a certain place to bring it back.

You can’t find bird flu cases if you don’t monitor for them. Problem solved. Checkmate libruls!

Maybe the idea was to demonstrate that AI just isn’t there yet.

Hi, I’m Biggus Dickus. Nice to meet you.

“Conservative voices” that totally didn’t call for racial and gender segregation, violence against minorities and genocide, no sir!

Stop judging me, bucko!

They’re going to need a much bigger bus.

Rein statistisch gesehen sind, wenn sechs Leute beisammen sind, zwei Nazis darunter.

We all know that tornados are caused by gay sex, so maybe those people aren’t as virtuous as they claim to be?

They enjoy killing people. This is in no way accidental.

Merz is very firmly stuck in the past, so you can’t expect him to understand any of this new-fangled mumbo-jumbo.

Real desertification from pollution and climate change is A-OK, of course.

Plot twist: being unemployed automatically makes you eligible for organ harvesting.

Yes. That country.

There’s no point looking for logic or sense. There is none.

Nah, just get ChatGPT to do it.