So romantic.

There may have been a day when this was not entirely wrong.

I have no idea what lye is or how to make it. All I have to fall back on are some sandwich making skills.

Witch burnings were absolutely a thing.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

If the sacred ancestors didn’t want us to eat civilians, why did they make them so damn delicious?

But he makes them feel good about being assholes, which is why they like him.

And yet the morons keep worshipping him.

If there aren’t, I’m sure they’re going to pass them, as soon as people start doing this in any number.

Anyone who expected anything to come out of these “peace talks” is just plain delusional.

And are these “female supremacist organisations” in the room with us now?

American is a race? Interesting.

Especially those with huge, gas-guzzling trucks, I presume.

Tja. Das einzige was man da machen kann ist ein dreistündiges Review-Meeting am Freitagmorgen ansetzen.

What a really int…

Wir glauben fest an Dich!

Poor thing did nothing to deserve this!

How much is that in AR-15s?

That’s exactly my point. While this may make sense for your average fast food loving American, it just doesn’t in the rest of the world.

How much is that in football fields?