He’s never been this defensive about people calling him a nazi.
Also lol @ him further outing himself as a repulsive creep by referring to sex as “a mating technique”.
check out this 43 minute video of how not mad i am
How the fuck is Asmongold relatively mainstream in online standards. I mean, I know, but I hate it regardless.
I think it’s a whole lot of astroturfing that funnels as many losers as possible to his platform.
I’m barely aware of who this guy is but see him as the ultimate example of American decline. Just a pathetic slob sitting around saying racist things and making money doing it. Atleast during the cold war they had some self respect. Even if the US was a pit of depravity then too. They took showers. It’s like the rot has seeped into every aspect of their lives.
I can think of way worse people. I know he’s said some shit about the I-talians before but you just can’t stay mad at that goofy ass laugh.
He did get me hooked on bluechewTM and kushydreamsTM though. Bastard.
I’m so confused.
its a stavvy joke heh
Oh okay I thought you were talking about the asmon guy
The US has entered the realm of supporting and rewarding filth and failure for a while now.
Asmongold can’t get laid because his ideal woman is a loli catgirl he can keep as a pet that would love him unconditionally despite all the filth.
He would forget to feed her for sure
Stav actually leaves his house so he might outwalk assmangoes
he says he doesn’t need to shower because he’s not fat, you cannot make this shit up
If I could count the number of skinny dudes that either smelled literally like human waste or body odour, I could pay off my credit card bill.
Skinny amab here to report yes, we stinky, but as the great Del The Funkee Homosapien once said “You gotta wash yo ass… or else you’ll be funkee”
Man made millions off being publicly depressed.
I had a friend who made that argument yet was smelly right then and there.
his schtick is also that he doesnt wash his hands after he pisses because his dick is clean
but dude your hands are dirty and they touch your clean dick
this is why i wash my hands and dick at the same time while i piss in the sink to get everything done all at once
hell never be as clean as me and im fat
Is this a thing that people actually believe?
well at least asmon seems to not realize that it’s a self-report
I bet he thinks he doesn’t need to wipe his ass for that reason, too.
“I think that if you wash your ass, you’re a decent person, and you have a personality that isn’t extremely weird, you can have a sexual relationship with somebody.”
“I don’t need to bathe or be cool or likeable! I had a girlfriend once! It was for clout to promote her OnlyFans, but it counts! YOU’RE FAT!!”I have an extremely weird personality and women always liked me.
Same lol. Helps that I guess I am conventionally attractive by western standards but like I’m awkward af.
“I think that if you wash your ass, you’re a decent person, and you have a personality that isn’t extremely weird, you can have a sexual relationship with somebody.”
Damn I’ve gotta figure out whether I’m extremely weird or just an asshole
You could also just be a hermit who doesn’t meet people (it me).
I actually get out fairly regularly ever since I joined an org. I have just literally never had romantic chemistry with anyone I’ve ever met.
same
Stavvy absolutely nailing it with the roasts every time
His crowd work is amazing
it’s always fun to see a man so seemingly dumb being cunning and witty underneath the demeanor
Stavvy is as he appears to be. I listen to Stavvy’s world, there’s nothing beneath the surface.
I would say he consistently displays a strong understanding of things but plays it off or can’t communicate it very well. His advise is pretty good 9 times out of 10 and he knows every ‘type of guy’ and how to skewer them. That takes a lot of understanding.
His advise is pretty good 9 times out of 10
Sorry, but no. Absolutely not. Not even a little bit. It’s funny to have people call in to ask a bunch of comedians whose lives are trainwrecks to give them advise on issues that should not occur in real life, but Stavvy gives bad advice in about 75% of cases where the actual answer isn’t “Yeah man just let it go”.
Like one of his latest bits of advise was “It’s okay to break up with someone if you think it’s gross that they had gay sex, that isn’t homophobic. Some people just want a traditional thing” and his favorite advice is “It’s none of your business what other people are doing, so don’t tell people the important stuff you know/do be the other guy/let them hurt other people”.Like I’m not trying to shame the guy for not being woke either, but he’s not wise, he’s just a comedian who does good crowd (Read:Insulting random people off the cuff) work.
I forget sometimes just how unfunny and untreated the conservative entertainer is. Like, I clicked it hoping to see some juicy drama and it is just disapointing.
His eyebrow dancing taps out the Morse code for “I’m not mad” over and over.
Assmoundghoul: “Quoting Dr. Peterson, it’s gay, actually, to get pussy.”
I mentioned to a buddy that it was a massive L to immediately go after Stav for being fat. It’s like the one thing he doesn’t get reflexively defensive about (at least until the ozempic fully replaces his blood stream). You have no chance with that angle, the man holds a grudge about a breakfast sandwich.
Twitch streamers as a whole probably aren’t ready to go toe-to-toe with someone who specializes in crowd work. They’re the kinda people who sooner make a twitlonger than say something clever. Not that the boss hog is always clever, but he’s more likely to successfully roll a charisma saving throw than you.
Adam was totally the asshole there
Is he on drugs? Wtf is going on with his eyebrows
I think he is legit upset.
Anger tic. Some people get them and for various reasons. It is a pretty good tell that someone is upset.
Every now and again, I am hit with the realization that my social anxious ace ass gets more sex then most of these men…lol
sounds like people are approaching you? the desert and the swamp are completely different dynamics
I haven’t done it in many many years and even I’m not that much of a pissy little roach like they are. Detestable, disgusting fascists will always be pitiful
