I'm doing it as entertainment slop. I didn't update my profile and I'm swiping no on 99.9%. One person didn't even want anything short or long term and we're tangentially friends now. I'm a flight risk, I'm emotionally not ready to give someone all that attention, and don't know if I will be.
I've come to understand the appeal of polyamory where someone else can take my partner while I go bing bing wahoo!
Basically the new world struggles to be born so on and so forth sniff


Oh, the worst she could say is no? The worst she could say is "But you don't look like you take steroids"