Are you a gymnast by trade? Because you’re really bending over backwards to defend your (very wrong) transphobic mom.

A Hexbear user who deleted their account, then went on to shoot the CEO of United Health Care. He is still in hiding at an undisclosed Russian safe house. Luigi is just a fall guy.

What this clearly socialist-biased article fails to mention is that when he committed his grave table crimes, he did them…

Musliamically!

WITH TERRORISTIC INTENT IN HIS HEART!

Ourdoor cat Hexbears stay losing.

In video game design this would be called “emergent storytelling”.

As big brain savant auteur genius Todd Howard says, environmental storytelling is when there’s skeletons in toilets. The more skeletons in toilets there are, the deeper your lore is.

This is why Death Road to Canada is the Citizen Kane of roguelikes.

Sounds made up. The government says teeth are luxury bones, so universal healthcare doesn’t cover them.

That’s fucked up, assuming the news is accurate. I know the original source includes some nerds at Radio Free Asia, so I have doubts, but this sounds like it’s got a kernel of truth to it.

I’d love to hear some non-western reporting on this one. Some BBC dork in Hong Kong doesn’t count.

I highly recommend watching Terminal Montage videos with captions on, by the way. You get some very educational content courtesy of the NHTSA!

This is worse than Khrushchev’s corn cob party in Stalingrad!

NYP says a politician promises something extremely cool.

Turns out it’s extremely mundane and fair.

They do literally get groomed into it right out of high school, I think they have a point.

So do thousands of American high schoolers every year. They rightfully don’t get our kid gloves “smol bean child soldier, uWu, just following orders!!” treatment. The IDF shouldn’t, either.

Nope. A bunch of 20-somethings doing unspeakable war crimes are not “child soldiers”.

Framing it that way de-legitimizes actual real child soldiers in places that are being colonized—the colonizers don’t get to claim that label. Ever.

so much for

Having massacred my guts via decades of alcohol abuse, I now enjoy having a panic attack every time I’m sick and something weird happens. I do not recommend alcoholism. It’s quite unfun.

I’ve been ill over the weekend and mostly just drinking Gatorade, because I can’t keep any food down. Today I had a bowel movement that came out blood red. Had a major meltdown until I remembered that I’d downed a few liters of red Gatorade since Thursday.

Make them read both hooks and Feinberg, then any bear of a man, six-three in his barefeet, 215 pound in his underwear granite-faced types in the group can read True Allegiance together.

Just make them read some Leslie Feinberg afterward to even them out. Trans Liberation: Beyond Pink or Blue is probably hir most accessible work.

e: updated to an actually free copy of the text, even though the formatting sucks

The last major advancement of this process was the creation of the “School Resource Officer” which is typically filled by actual cops.

It’s hardly a new development. We had armed and uniformed cops with permanent offices in our local schools over 40 years ago. Their primary role—from our perspective as students, at least—was to arrest native kids, and gently scold white boys who “smoked weed at home” (read: were the actual drug traffickers).

You Don’t Mess with the Zohran :kelly:

Why he’s got a framed poster of Sans Deltarune holding Dess’ guitar behind him? What did Toby Fox mean by this?