There is no ‘game-over’ state in Stardew Valley. You can do anything you want, and it is always going to be fine. You can take thirty in-game years to finish everything and that’s totally cool.

Just go dig some dirt, meet some people, and grow some plants. And maybe, in the end, discover that you’re gay as hell for Abigail. She rocks.

Now that all the bread has been confiscated, surely we can shut down all the circuses, too—right?

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But now, all new members must use an AI-based app called Vaultie.

Thanks Green Party! Very environmental, very cool!

My “No broken bones found here, none at all, I say unprompted” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Yes, but have you considered my bad vibes?

If you have an eagle eye and spotted that Chrystia Freeland didn’t stand up with the rest of the Liberals, it’s because she’s more of a “blood and soil” type Nazi than a normal fascist.

State Farm Presents: Charlie Kirk: The Memorial, brought to you by Bud Light RedZone: “Seven hours of commercial-free football funeral starts NOW!”

Please, kitties, I am eeby seeby right now. Stop.

But at what cost?

The Chinese economy is now days from collapse.

I’m actually living on Sentinel Island right now, and all they’re talking about is Charlie Kirk. It’s wild.

Oh my god, I knew it! He’s crackred the code!!

It’s very simple: if your post contains a picture or description of food, you need to include a content warning that it includes food. Especially in the /c/food community. Any food could potentially be prepared using animal products, which could be hurtful to some comrades.

The part where the news anchor guy says, “Conservative pundit in 2025 will face big punishment, skibdi rizz gyatt.” in a robot voice was very convincing.

Interesting political compass.

So only 25 people got arrested at the violent white power fascist rally, but over 1000 have been arrested at the peaceful anti-genocide protests?

Very serious country.

Oh boy I can’t wait for 2014!

My snout descends