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  • Did a bit at work that went pretty hard and ended out having a lot to work off, I was talking about my grandfather being a pioneer comedian and talking about the first time people heard old common jokes. Like he saw the first person to tell a knock knock joke and everyone just rushed to the door. How im places like Chicago and New York 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' went over well but on tour the people didnt have roads and were just upset you let the chickens loose. One nice woman offered my grandfather a chicken, and that eas my grandmother. Once knock knock jokes got big and people stopped going to the door it became the first form of crowd work. They were so happy my grandpa was glad he didnt say banana, it took until the joke was om radio for them to even hear the Orange pun

  • Damn, the muses were good to me

  • All of my co-workers are on team Iran in this war. They were also pissed that our prime minister decided to declare our support of Israel and murica cause of that wasnt implied in the first fucking place. We're already the 51st state where it counts! Even the white dudes, one of whom I had to explain who Khamenei was and like...the bare basics of Iranian history cause this dude is powerfully ignorant, but he knew anyway that America threatened to annex us recently and that the word Canada is probably spoken less than 100 times a year in the Iranian government, who's the threat here? He's a smart dude, just amazingly politically and historically ignorant but he does admit that isnt a good trait and is eager to learn.

    About half our kitchen is Phillino, and not too big on America. Our cranky older daytime dish and prep guy has a history degree and despite his incoherent politics and degree of social conservatism (dude is for sure homophobic but knows not to talk about it, but if someone is gay he brings it up every time that person is brought up) he understands geopolitics is aware that North Korea is alright. He knows people who have worked there. And has big respect for Gaddafi and doesnt get all sentimental about deterrence.

    Death to America seems to be the overall sentiment. I'm just a Canadian, literally america but a different country but after all the tarrif bullshit and annexation threats, along with a domestic policy of disappearing people with a stare sponsored gang of jack booted thugs has made the general popular vibe here to be just a bit under 'beat up any American tourist'. If America is reaching that level of hostile feelings among the Canadian populace, the rage has to be burning fucking hot elsewhere. Eventually enough has to be enough even under a global capitalist order cause you cant just try to take the whole pie. You give just enough grease to turn the wheel slowly then apply just enough weight to hold people down. Eventually theyre gonna put their hands into the pockets of enough other rich people to make it a problem. The poor people dont even have a moth left to fly out of their wallet, they will need to eat their own soon enough.

  • They should have made one more season of Seinfeld where they were in prison. George could get recognized from his stint accidentally impersonating the head of the Aryan Union and mistake his newfound friends as The Bald Gang. Jerry would get shanked every episode. Everyone would think Kramer was the biggest badass in the place cause of how casually he would mooch off of people. Elaine just leaves cause it's a male prison so it's easy to convince people she isnt a prisoner. You could have a visitation where Uncle Leo insists that Jerry's cousin Jeffrey at the parks department is pulling all the strings he can, he wishes he had cousin Jeffrey around when he committed his crime of passion, ill tell you that!

  • The first guy tk put a propeller on a hat must have gotten laid so much

  • It can tske years of chipping away, or just be a communist and a cool as hell person so people associate the two.

  • We are literally fighting for the human race to be allowed to be silly lil guys. All leftist theory and action is on the end, in servixe of maximizing and equalizing our time spent being silly lil guys. It's also some of the little bits of fun they can't stop you fro. Having like looking at bugs

  • Comedy guys who think theyre helping by being free speech warriors are losers. People who are funny cause it's fun and it makes people feel good are the winners

  • Finally got a friend to warch the 1979 Gundam. She's starting tomorrow and cause she works in cosmetics can get me nail supplies.that are good for ginpla detailing as well as hair dye and shit and I said id pick her up a couple kits in exchange. She likes sci fi and arts n crafts and we are exes who were together for 3 years, shes gonna like it, knkw her tastes. She's gonna make some really sick models soon

  • Gunpla: after building my second one, u can conclude the hg zeta just kinda sucks and it wasnt just me being a noob. Awkward unnecessary stickers that should have been parts and a backpack that's heavier than the rest of the model and super unstable feet cause it has to be able to transforming a plane. I gotta build a stand for it cause it cant stand by itself. So that's tomorrow's project.

  • Your first two sentences started with the word 'Suppose'. If this is a real situation then I would need to know what is really happening. I dont really think what you have could really be called a confederation either, it's an org at best and friend group at worst. A anarchist confederation is bigger structurally than something happening in your own life or it would make the news. So if its something youre currently dealing with, you can kinda just cut them off, maybe for an agreed upon period of time since you arent referring to a hypothetical anarchist society but a real life org and whoever gers the boot isn't gonna lose access to food or shelter over it.

  • I'd recommend it as just the superior product to dairy yogurt if all things were ethically equal. It tastes better. It's also available relatively cheap at the grocery store near me. For cooking it doesnt react different to being heated up or anything as well. It's soooo much better for curry

  • My chef has a weird brain and sometimes asks the strangest questions. I mentioned the school near me seems to be building a greenhouse cause he was talking about building one before the spring, he's really into gardening and I said I wasnt sure cause it wasnt finished but it had the look. He sarcastically said "as long as it isnt a homeless shelter or something." (This town has gone to absolute shit in regards to sheltering the homeless even more than before). I joked back something along the lines of 'they'd never build it that close to a school, that's too close to providing free education.' And he sincerely asked in response "So you're in favor of educating the homeless?" And like...that's a weird way off putting it but yes. I think everyone should have free access to education, it's not like I think people are necessarily homeless because of a lack thereof and while it's down the list from things like shelter and food, access to education would for sure help. I wasnt talking forced education, that's for much richer people. I explained essentially that and he replied that he had no idea why he asked that.

  • Is it still manly if it's vegan yogurt? Or is coconut too soy? Cause I pound that shit. Got a big jug of plain vegan yogurt for making sauces and stuff and vegsn kefir for smoothies. I consume civilizations of healthy bacteria and give em a good home

  • Keith Flint picks Charmander whenever he plays Pokémon. The Fire Starter

  • No it hurts cause I do manual labor

  • What if Biggie Smalls was Ciggie Smalls or the Notorious CIG and he smoked a lot of cigarettes?

  • That specifically seems like a lot. Darth Vader and Storm Troopers or something is probably just a guy who likes stsr wars but going that specific is weird.

  • Gunpla: the wing stickers on the HG Zeta Gundam suck so much and i hate em. There are red runners with spare space to make it them parts. They go over like w different rulers and are in the edge of the pieces so getting em just right is super hard and even then I had to gently sand the edges and other touch ups. Bleh

  • Just got to finishing Fire Walk With Me for my annual Twin Peaks watch. So Im not gonna feel okay for a month now! Amazing movie! Absolute masterpiece but Salo is easily a lighter watch. Salo is actually really silly at the end of the day. It was just an artsy Italian guy who tried too hard.

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    Splanz

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    I've Been Posting About My Gunpla a Lot, Does Anyone Else Here Build Em? Can I See Em?

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    My Solo Experimental Noiae Project!

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    Maybe Im Missing Something, But What Does Kidnapping Maduro Accomplish?

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    A Leftist Doesnt Dissociate, They Mentally Balkanize

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