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Keld [he/him, any]

@ Keld @hexbear.net

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  • It's scat

  • No one has seen a jinn in their true form, as they are made of smokeless fire. They take on the shape of other things. They cannot become a new form of life, creating new life is the purview of Allah. If bigfoot is a jinn, he is a jinn that took on the form of an existing bigfoot.

    Or that's how I think it goes.

  • I believe that Joseph Stalin was assassinated in 1953 by the Khrushchev clique to ensure their rise to power.

    At the point where Khrushchev would have done this he was not the logical successor, Malenkov was, along with Beria and Molotov. Khrushchev got power after Molotov and Malenkov switched away from Beria and everyone teamed up with Zhukov who had been just about done with Beria's shit for a decade.

    The two assassination theories with any logical backing I've seen is that Beria murdered stalin, or that members of the politburo (Which would include Khrushchev) decided to get rid of Stalin because they expected to be purged. Personally I just think he died.

  • NSFW

    CW: nudity

    Jump
  • Okay but JFK is wearing jeans, and he keeps wearing jeans even when he leaves the sauna to dunk himself in water.

  • Someone retracted a (very informal, nothing on paper yet) "job" offer (A short term research thing) after finding out about my disability because they couldn't accommodate it. This is the first time something like this has happened.

    I think this is actually illegal but I've learned my lesson about sending in complaints. No sir, not me.

  • Someone on the internet wrote the term "Drama particles escaping from polycular fission" and my brain can't move on.

  • After everyone passed him he just drove off like nothing happened.

  • You have my permission to say the title of the thread to him

  • A car just stopped in the middle of a bus stop, it just stopped apropos of nothing. There's now a line trailing him for like half a mile while he just sits there.

  • Does he make a lot of spaghetti?

  • memes @hexbear.net

    The End of the World

  • "Italian marinated" chicken that was not marinated

    Either that's a serious critique of Italian cooking, or it raises question about why this person is working in a kitchen.

  • The worst offender on that one is The Pitt. What do you mean you have like FIVE doctors running to an individual patient's rooms at any one time, while nurses are sitting down. I'm pretty sure that breaks the laws of physics.

  • Medical drama, written by a layman: This is Dr. Smartypants, he's a lil bit sarcastic but he really wants what's best for his patients. Every episode he and his nurses deal with a variety of interesting patients and do fun little monologues about social issues some of the inherent problems of the medical system and because of this he has a contentious relationship with management, but they get through the day together.

    Medical drama, written by a doctor: This is Dr. Dipshit. He's suicidal. Every day he goes into work and contemplates what the meaning of it all is. Because he has both a god complex and imposter syndrome and works 80 hours a week he has a contentious relationship with his spouse.

  • "The pope is catholic, and if you disagree you might not know too much about religion"

    "Wow so everyone who disagrees with you is just ignorant huh?"

    If you think that Labour, the current UK governing party, is too left wing, you are either extremely right wing or extremely uninformed and that's simply fact. If that offends you then that's on you

  • Nicholas II also known as Father Christmas

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    You went to harvard? With all the pedophiles? Oof, I'm sorry to hear that.

  • Understandable

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    The Assassination of Nicholas II by the Coward Vladimir Lenin

  • If your theory brought you to this point, of what use was the theory?

  • Simone Beauvoir? Simone Weil? Hildegard of Bingen?

    I will admit that women philosophers don't get a lot of credit though.

  • Do you mean Diotima of Mantinea? She wasn't executed.

    I think you might be conflating Hypatia and Diotima, or I missed a philosopher.

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    SinneRs

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Duma Unchained

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    No country for old mensheviks

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    There will be bolsheviks

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Shrek

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    What if Howard Hughes had had twitter

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    This BACKFIRED BIGLY on the left

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    The Right has the positivity now, we have the vision

  • parenting @hexbear.net

    A child told me they are doing something potentially bad in confidence, do I tell someone?

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net

    In 4 episodes A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms has two moments where something "epic" happens you have swelling music and then it cuts immediately to someone shitting/farting

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Curtains for Zoosha? K-smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    America has five year olds being frogmarched to a detention camp on the orders of a known pedophile and habitual fraudster who shits his pants in public

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    don't do the guy if you can't do the ti(m)e

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Yuri Gargarin was a test pilot, went to space, and his visible scar was from diving out a window while cheating on his wife.

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Be gay do time

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Korean remake of the Breaking Bad franchise called Better Call Seoul.

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Posting bad or badly posting?