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Keld [he/him, any]

@ Keld @hexbear.net

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    Tic tac toe (cw: blister)

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  • Valid

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  • I would never waste candy.

    Its not my image

  • My cortisol spiked after my ex wife custodymogged me

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  • Divorcemaxzing is the best strat for a married man to get new partners (Unless you were already polymogging the monogamous)

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    My cortisol spiked after my ex wife custodymogged me

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    So we have gatorade but not straitorade

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  • You made me realise i should probably put a cw on this

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    William Edward Burghardt Du Bois “A system cannot fail those it was never meant to protect.” - Novo General Megathread for the 20th-26th of February 2026

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  • bell hooks: i do the theory

    subs: i do the praxis

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  • Added alt text because I realised I forgot.

  • Army warrant officers will ‘bid’ against each other for their next bonus

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  • I thought a warrant officer was the lowest rank of commissioned officer? Like I thought the term "Warrant" was a leftover from when a warrant officer was someone promoted from the ranks to the status of officer, so they were officers by virtue of an order to promote them (I.e. a warrant) and not commission. But the military makes no sense to me

    Edit: No you're right, warrant is a leftover term, but they're officially below all commissioned officers still. Which means a person who has been consistently promoted for 20 years of military services is still outranked by a guy fresh out of a bachelors degree

  • The washed popostar to Nazi pipeline is real!

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  • wasn't she a 4channer?

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  • Actually it's called the footsies

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  • Posting bad

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    William Edward Burghardt Du Bois “A system cannot fail those it was never meant to protect.” - Novo General Megathread for the 20th-26th of February 2026

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    Never let them tell you one person can't make a difference

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    William Edward Burghardt Du Bois “A system cannot fail those it was never meant to protect.” - Novo General Megathread for the 20th-26th of February 2026

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  • Checked out stavvy's channel and saw this.

  • The purpose of a Rube Goldberg machine is what it does

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    There is no point in claiming the purpose of a Rube Goldberg machine is all the things it consistently fails to do

  • Clown and Shitlib Will Stancil got bullied off of X and now he's getting bullied off of Bluesky

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  • He made hus whole thing finding people pointing to grocery and rent inflation screwing them over and saying "Nuh uh, because if yog look at inflation rates without rent and groceries you're doing better than ever" That's his entire being

  • I Have No Rizz And I Must Mog

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  • I've been mouthmogged but I gotta screammaxx

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    The purpose of a Rube Goldberg machine is what it does

  • I always come out on top

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  • A thing that should probably be mentioned with regards to Shi Yousan is that these are not entirely in order, because he betrayed Feng Yuxiang 3 non consecutive times.

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from February 16th to February 22nd, 2026 - The Neoliberal Fait Accompli of Muhammad Yunus - COTW: Bangladesh

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  • Marxians are economist who use marxist theory but are not communists themselves. That's a real thing.

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from February 16th to February 22nd, 2026 - The Neoliberal Fait Accompli of Muhammad Yunus - COTW: Bangladesh

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  • You can probably frame the slave trade as "merely desiring cheap labour" if you're a vile cretin writing propaganda. The civil rights act is gonna be tough.

  • Mom whose 7-year-old has brain swelling from measles still wouldn’t vaccinate

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  • “We’re not blaming God for this,” said 35-year-old Kristina. “Yes, it hurts, of course, it hurts. But God has chosen Ethan for a reason. God is doing something, and we're gonna glorify his name regardless.

    “And we wouldn't change it any other way,” the mom continued. “If I knew this could be the outcome, I still wouldn't have given my son the vaccine.”

    This child deserves parents who love him, and he does not have even that.

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    Malcolm XCX

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    The End of the World

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    You went to harvard? With all the pedophiles? Oof, I'm sorry to hear that.

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    The Assassination of Nicholas II by the Coward Vladimir Lenin

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    SinneRs

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    Duma Unchained

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    No country for old mensheviks

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    There will be bolsheviks

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    Shrek

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    What if Howard Hughes had had twitter

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    This BACKFIRED BIGLY on the left

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    The Right has the positivity now, we have the vision

  • parenting @hexbear.net
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    A child told me they are doing something potentially bad in confidence, do I tell someone?

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net
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    In 4 episodes A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms has two moments where something "epic" happens you have swelling music and then it cuts immediately to someone shitting/farting

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    Curtains for Zoosha? K-smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt