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Johnny_Arson [they/them]

@ Johnny_Arson @hexbear.net

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  • Pig Piglet Boobs

  • Grow up.

  • No I am going out to get scrambled tofu, potatoes and a bloody marry because it's sunday and my favorite pub is serving breakfast today.

    Feel free to make your own though.

  • Whatever it was a silly thing to try to start an argument about and that was the only thing I replied. Please find something better to exert energy on.

  • No I did not I made like two replies about how people were just making up shit to get mad at. It is not an image from porn and it is not heteronormative because of reasons I stated. Please do not try to struggle bait on silly memes.

  • Someone else did but the post got removed.

    People started a struggle session in the comments and understandably mods did not want to deal with it.

  • It is not baby yoda though? It's just another of their species right?

  • If the bubble pops we are rapidly entering the cool zone.

  • They don't even need that. As I stated below, conventional artillery can cover the entire strait.

  • I am surprised people aren't firebombing their data centers already.

  • During a sales meeting last week they had us watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CbZJL5sez0

    "Emotionally manipulate your customers to get them to buy shit they don't need or might not be able to sell without thinking about it"

    That is not a healthy long term strategy for any company and I think I might need to start looking for a new job. That whole video is wild as fuck mask off shit about why marketing people get the wall.

  • If they surrendered why warn of further strikes?

    Of course this is bullshit but like, at least make your bullshit semi-plausible....

  • Because they're so used to hierarchy based on oppression, pedigree and greed rather than contextual hierarchy based on actual merit and expertise.

    Recently experienced this myself. Management wants us to stop splitting orders to ship things from multiple warehouses because it is more expensive to ship. Sure I get that shipping $125 of product from the east coast to Montana might cost us, but shipping $500 of product from California to Michigan is still profit.

    Not to mention that this change is also causing some people to just cancel their entire order.

    Management is making decisions based on metrics that ignore the customer and I guarantee are going to really hurt overall profit margins long term.

  • Conventional artillery has an effective range of up to 55km with rocket assisted muntions.

  • dammit I was going to make this joke.

  • Hexbear mods removed this because they did not get that the joke is that biologists reduce everything to sexual reproduction.

    It is not endorsing that interpretation it is mocking it.

    Signed an actual evolutionary biology student.

  • Libertarian guys with asian wives is a whole thing. I have encountered it a lot.

  • North Mexico would problem be closer but still doesn't work.

  • Removed Locked

    Biologists

    Jump
  • OK and?

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Lemmitor deploys the "I can't be racist I dated a Korean woman" defense

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Biologists

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Rip this fucker to shreds.

  • Games @hexbear.net

    Activision Allegedly Wanted A Call Of Duty With Iran Invading Israel

    kotaku.com /call-of-duty-activision-iran-israel-trump-white-house-2000676269
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    This part of Chapo episode 133 is the precise moment where I decided Marxist-Leninism was the only way through what is coming. Send this clip to your libs.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    There are no words to describe how much I hate liberals.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    NYT has a take.

  • chat @hexbear.net

    On a sales meeting teams call rn and I want to [redacted] myself and the entire department lol

  • Comics @hexbear.net

    Far Side posting day 6

  • chat @hexbear.net

    Sitting in a pub having a pint over a bowl of their kick ass chili watching Womens Gymnastics and this thought occurred to me.

  • acab @hexbear.net

    They arrested a black dude for having a snowball fight.

    wabcradio.com /2026/02/26/nypd-arrests-man-in-washington-square-park-assault-on-officers/
  • Comics @hexbear.net

    Day Five of Far Side Posting - In keeping with last post's prehistoric theme:

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Lmao NYPD losers crying about being on the receiving end of some fluffy snowballs.

  • Games @hexbear.net

    "I am Jesus Christ" and Other Games About Jews - Jacob Geller

  • Comics @hexbear.net

    La Brea Carpets - Far Side posting day 3

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Why arabs are considered white by the US legal system.

  • Comics @hexbear.net

    Day three of far side posting (I missed a day cuz of being wrecked by that mosh pit)

  • askchapo @hexbear.net

    Going back to the same bar from Friday I need Karaoke suggestions.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Holy shit I am too old for mosh pits. I feel like I got hit by a truck.

  • Comics @hexbear.net

    Day two of Far Side posting this time in color