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Johnny_Arson [they/them]

@ Johnny_Arson @hexbear.net

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  • When I rule the world the only font allowed will be wingdings.

  • The soul was sucked out of it the moment it was born to replace cool shit like Saturnalia.

  • Feet first into a wood chipper with that ghoul.

  • Hands up! Turn around slowly and step away from the lathe!

  • That's actually a real guy whose stock image from a silly wedding photographer test shoot from over a decade ago was used for the original onion article the title is derived from. It's a pretty funny story about him finding out his picture became a meme actually.

  • I just watched Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and it was really good. That director knew exactly how to utilize him. RDJ is actually talented unlike Musk.

  • Always the same map

  • Just like organic

  • It's lemmy.zip my expectations of those libs are beneath the floor, which coincidentally is where they belong.

  • This would make for a hilarious anime plot.

  • This is like yelling at the cashier at Starbucks for corporate policy.

    It is fundamentally not like that. Eat my ass.

  • Oh yeah for sure, I was just being silly.

  • George Lucas be like

  • Because sometimes you get what you deserve. They are completely out to lunch mentally.

    oh hey look, ableism right out the gates

  • John Oliver with Brace Beldon characteristics.

  • biggest surveilance apparatus in human history

    And also nukes

  • Embodiment of

  • At my age? Dead probably.

  • Oh shit Valheim rules I wanna get back into it. DM me if ya wanna play some time. I'm also totally consumed by ARC and want to get back into NMS.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Pantone KKKolor of the year 2026

  • mutual_aid @hexbear.net

    Samoan trans woman needs bailing out of mens prison.

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net

    This Sexy TV Series Makes One Of The Straightest Sports Gay

    kotaku.com /heated-rivalry-show-book-watch-cast-hockey-2000649249
  • videos @hexbear.net

    Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    I had no knowledge of this story when I picked this name lmao