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RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前

I just got out of the shower. what is with the product placement ?

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I just got out of the shower. what is with the product placement ?

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    I love that he is appearing in front of A white house. Not THE White House but his base won’t care. The vibes are right, ya know?

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      Looks like he finally found the right Four Seasons. Good for him.

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        Yea, but he showed up at the employee entrance and won’t leave. They were in the middle of unloading the food truck too, no one got the complementary breakfast today

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          The Four Seasons ain’t serving Folgers. That place isn’t a prison.

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            I think prisons could be replaced by being sentenced to Folgers for periods of time

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              According to Scalia, a punishment must be cruel and unusual to be unconstitutional. Foldgers may be cruel, but it’s not unusual. Go for it.

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      He looks like Great Value Candidate.

      Or “Mom, can we have the White House?”

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        No. We have a perfectly good White House at home!

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          Yep, and your home is your castle: you have the right to mag dump your gold plated desert eagle pistoleros at anyone who you’re afraid is looking at it.

          Crap, now I want White Castle sliders.

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    Well crap, are there other companies I need to add to my list along with “Goya” for "never going to buy their products again?

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      As much as I’d love to be picky I’m barely hanging on here, I’m buyin whatever is on sale

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        Hell yeah hang in there, I hope good times come your way soon. You deserve it!

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        Please consider: shoplifting

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          Stealing food from corps is never wrong

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        I try to stick to what’s on sale, and go store brand when possible… except for cheese

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      Hate to show you this…but there’s a shit ton of shitty companies

      Edit- For some reason, I couldn’t upload the higher res version, so here’s a link. https://www.oxfamamerica.org/explore/stories/these-10-companies-make-a-lot-of-the-food-we-buy-heres-how-we-made-them-better/

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        Well, technically there are a shit ton of shitty subsidiaries. There are only like six companies, period. Which is a problem in and of itself. And it turns out all six are shitty.

        ⭐️⭐️🌈✌️😘

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        Going to need a higher resolution image, I can barely tell some of the brands on here

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        You can add Pringles to the Mars tree

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        To be honest, it’s not so much shitty companies, but shitty purchasing decisions

        I wouldn’t buy any products from any brands listed there because I know they’re cheap, over-processed junk. Literally everything there.

        If you’re buying that stuff because it’s cheaper, you need to learn about nutrition. You can get far more calories/nutrients/minerals/protein from slightly more expensive products, costing you less overall

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          …? Did you even look at the picture? That’s 60-70%+ of the brands in any major retailer. It a bit of an oversight to suggest that poor decision making is leading to buying from these shit companies. You have to actually go out of your way to NOT buy one of these brands.

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            60-70%+ of the brands in any major retailer

            (In one country)

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              No problem, I’ll just fly to another country to do my grocery shopping

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              I don’t buy anything from LITERALLY any of those brands, and YOU need to learn about nutrition!!

              you sound pretty good at sharing the wisdom you’ve accrued and not coming off like an arrogant, self righteous blow job

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              Did you look at the picture? Almost half the info graphic is international brands.

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      I’m still on the buycott for Kelloggs after they dropped breittbart so all I buy is special k. Unless they’ve changed something since then.

      Edit. Looking it up, looks like they were doing alrightish but then they busted a union. On the other hand Post is working with trump, and general mills has been working with Israeli settlements. I guess you can go with some small brands. I’ll still buy Kelloggs until I hear they change paths on breitbart since it’s what I’d been doing.

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        So you’re boycotting Kellogg’s by buying… Kellogg’s cereal?

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          Buy cott. I’m buying Kelloggs on purpose

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            What? Ah, nevermind, I got you. Fairy fucks

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            I had to read your message a few times before 1 clocked the U

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        Cereal is awful. Probably just avoid it altogether.

        • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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          What do you mean? How else can you stop masturbation?

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      https://www.goodsuniteus.com/

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      I’ll never buy Maxwell House and Folgers again! I mean I never bought them previously…

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      Yeah I switched to Badia

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      Download the app GUU (Goods Unite Us ) it shows companies political contributions to which party. Or just look at the lemmy community !goodsuniteus@lemmy.ca

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    He’s so sleepy looking and low energy

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      So old and tired

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        It’s weird

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      Sleepy Don

  • Onno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio
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    Didn’t their previous sponsor, that pillow guy, go to prison?

    • Yeather@lemmy.ca
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      Not yet, currently just super broke and attempting to pay for legal fees.

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    Wow, look at that guy. He’s old and looks to be suffering from some form of cognitive disorder. Is he having a stroke? Is it dementia? Too much adderall? He should drop out and seek treatment. It’s just sad.

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    Good time to see which politician companies support. Check out the lemmy community !goodsuniteus@lemmy.ca Or the app GUU (Goods Unite Us ) or site https://www.goodsuniteus.com/

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      Capitalists supporting capitalist supporters? I’m shocked.

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    This looks like a scene of a satire dystopian movie, like robocop or the running man…

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      It‘s literally Idiocracy

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        Nope Idiocracy is far more optimistic.

        Remember, they found our someone was more intelligent so they gave him the job of fixing the country.

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      Or Idiocracy

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    Old man complaining about something with some trash nearby. That stuff isn’t anything I would normally buy but I am for sure not buying any of it now.

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      I have bought Folgers and Maxwell House in the past when in a pinch but never will again. Fuck any companies that support fascism.

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        Johnsonville, Jimmy Dean, Folgers, Maxwell house and Post cereals are now joining Goya, Amazon, Chic Fil A and Walmart on my boycott list.

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      I liked Johnsonville :(

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        Aw man, goodbye Johnsonville beer boiled brats

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    “I am told, these things are groceries”

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    His handlers told him to talk about more kitchen table issues, so he brought a kitchen table.

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      “And don’t get me started on folding tables guys”

      The crowd cheers and froths at the mouth

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        They’re the work of the devil. They always used to say they fold, but now suddenly they’re tables? Are they tables or do they fold? Why don’t they know what they are?

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          Crooked folding tables is what I call em. And a lot of people will say they never stand up right. They’ll tell you, “I never trust those folding tables”. They’re losers. Total losers

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      “I think we actually need more tax. Putty Tacks, for school teachers! And Mexico should pay for them!”

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    I didn’t watch it but my guess is the context is something like “all these groceries got more expensive under Joe Biden!” He was bitching about not being able to afford bacon a couple days ago.

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      This man has never done his own groceries

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        What can a box of cereal cost, $30?

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          Damn avocado toast cereal.

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      Yet it’s that fat fuck’s lack of attention to pandemic profiteering that led to the inflation. The last 4 years have been trying to mitigate the effects of his half-assed handling of the situation.

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        Isn’t it always funny that the last 2 Democrat presidents inherited absolute economic shit shows from republicans and managed to turn things around only to be blamed for causing the problems that were left to them…

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          It just seems to be how it goes. It’s the same here in Australia. The conservatives fuck everyone who is not already wealthy, then the progressive get elected just long enough to get blamed for how fucked everything is, and the conservatives get elected again because they’re “superior economic managers”.

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          The last three Democratic presidents. Clinton inherited the massive debt run up by Reagan and Bush I, and in just six years not only eliminated the deficit but also started producing a fucking surplus. If that sort of financial responsibility had been continued instead of being thrown in the trash by Bush II and Dick “Reagan proved that deficits don’t matter” Cheney, we would have eliminated the national debt years ago.

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      He was bitching about not being able to afford bacon a couple days ago.

      That’s because of the lawsuits, not inflation.

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      Surely they wouldn’t do that…

      “Look at how expensive crooked sleepy Joe biden has made this trash. Who would even buy this.”

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    hes standing next to what i eat!

    hes got my vote!

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      As a European, I genuinely laughed. Then I remembered the deteriorating effect of US bullshit on my country and cried.

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    Time to boycott all those companies. Added to the list that includes Goya.

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      I don’t know if those companies had any say in whether their products were used, but this wasn’t supposed to be for advertising. It was supposed to be a gimmick for what was stated to be a message on the economy, but the orange atrocity personified saw a squirrel and the whole address ended up being the same whiny bullshit.

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        Johnsonville certainly supports this, I’m not sure about the others. I boycotted Johnsonville for a long time because of their financial support for Walker in Wisconsin years ago.

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          99% sure I saw that Folgers supports the right.

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            I mean, the way coffee gets to us seems pretty on brand for the right.

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      Plot twist: the products were placed by competing brands because they knew the product placement would backfire

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    America Decides…

    MAXWELL HOUSE… or… FOLGERS!

    Fr tho stable jenius looks real low energy lol

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      Screw the sissy coffee brands. I’m drinking the Iron Goddess of Mercy Oolong this morning. And tomorrow I might have some Lumber Slut Shu Pu Er.

      I only want products with a manly name!

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      I for one am excited for this new form of capitalism! The government picks one brand to be the national brand for everyone.

      Hey, wait a minute…

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        If you go far enough to the right, command economies become a cool idea again.

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    He’s trying to appeal to boomers.

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      Nothing says boomer more than warm, raw Jimmy Dean’s!

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