PLEASE SCAN YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD
PLEASE SCAN YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD
You’ve been banned from r/Pyongyang
Hello my future girlfriend, this is what I sound like. I am 11 years old in the 6th grade in New Mexico. Please PM me if I’m on yahoo chat. Bye! Thanks for stopping by!!
Don’t want you to get it on with nobody else but mycelium
Ex-Trump Dinner Guest
lmao what
It says, “Romans go home!”
(Don’t Fear) The Reaper in my ass
I dunno, sounds pretty good to me. If you’re wrong, there’s always the mystery of what the future could bring to sell your magazines. If you’re right, you’ve suddenly got a huge list of addresses for people you know are probably well stocked with pretty much whatever you told them they needed.
The Nightmare Before Thanksgiving… where Jack goes into the turkey tree!
Lysine lip balm can help!
Remember that guy on reddit who could tell you what any acronym stood for, even the random ones submitted by users? I wonder what he would make of this.
Looking at both flags alternating repeatedly on every shelf I would assume yes.
When I discovered this cookbook, I printed it out on regular printer paper and spent an hour or two hardcover binding it with a bookcloth spine and fancy foreign cover papers with gold foil and flocking. It looks so nice!
Then I immediately had to use it because I can manage professionally binding a shitty printout of the Sad Bastard Cookbook, but I cannot adequately feed myself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This cookbook is great!
The entire country of the United States - 300 million people - are cut off from enjoying Kinder Surprise. Are you equally outraged about that?
I’m not the person you’re responding to and I don’t care about twitter but
YES! If I want to choke on a toy hidden inside a chocolate egg then THAT SHOULD BE MY RIGHT!!!
Hugs from an internet stranger!
He’s just prototyping the teeth for his Mad Scientist halloween costume.
“Man, I’m so nervous. I mean first and second grade were easy but social studies, division? This is gonna be tough!”
Ivanka
How about instead of that, we give the entirety of Lana’i to Native Hawaiians via Hawaiian Home Lands and boot Larry Ellison out into the ocean on a raft or something.