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  • Oh say is that plane really

    falling from the sky?

    O'er the land of the free

    Fuckin' poke in the eye

  • What really translates here for me is how exhausting customers can be.

    If the server forgot to bring a spoon you could have just said that five minutes ago while the soup was still hot.

  • Dear dairy, Ricotta tell you about my day!

    I made some Cheddar working at the Cottage, which was a Brie-leaf because I've been feeling Bleu lately.

    I Camembert-leave how fun it was and It feels Gouda to know that Emmental health Havarti started to get better!

    I thought for a while that maybe I was just Curds but now I believe if I could Paneer into the future I'd find Abondance! Today was the Goat!

  • I know someone who can't eat goldfish crackers because they have smiley faces.

  • Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti…

  • He paid for boys so does he care that his daughter disowned him? He didn't use his ill-gotten gains to buy a female meat shield! Besides, he's already got his "You're not the real president" kid for that.

    /s

  • That's coprolite!

  • Quesadillius

  • Nice beaver!

  • I read

    The movement my husband butt will not die

  • I've been thrifting for decades and realized a while ago that I have a totally different idea of what things cost than the average person. I went with a friend to the mall once and watched them drop $100+ on ONE sweater like it was totally normal.

    Meanwhile I'm at the thrift store going, "They want 25 bucks for these jeans!? Who are they kidding!"

  • I mean, I've had full webs built on the side mirrors, seen jumping spiders on the sides/roof, even occasional half-assed webs started inside on the dash when I've not driven for a while.

    But I've never had a spider or a web under any of the handles.

  • don't have to worry about a spider being under it.

    Is this a common problem?

  • "Sorry, we've all looked through those files a lot but no one has had time to alphabetize them yet!"

  • Iron

    Jump
  • Unless you've got POWER!

  • Okay, so not those then!

  • Postal boxes? Transformer boxes? Manhole covers? Park walking paths? Detention center fences? The houses of local homophobic politicians? Bike racks? Telephone poles?

  • A finger