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Thebeardedsinglemalt

@ Thebeardedsinglemalt @lemmy.world

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  • Maybe it was a blessing in disguise

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  • What universe are we in?

    The one where jj abrams somehow was allowed to follow up his nuTrek and SW:ST with shitty reboots/sequels to Babylon 5, Firefly, XFiles, and Outer Limits.

  • "When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass." - Red Forman

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  • Hey Red, did you ever really stick your foot up of someone's ass?

    Once, in Korea....I don't wanna talk about it

  • "When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass." - Red Forman

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  • I used lines like that with an ex of mine. But it was more along the lines of

    "Ok, so this is what you're choosing to argue about today"

  • Likely a graduate of the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things

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  • And people still wonder how COVID spread so fast

  • The Janeway on the Edge of Frustration

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  • Somewhere off in the corner of the void between dimensions, the Council of Kirks is discussing how to defeat Janeway.

    Meanwhile, the Council of Janeways haven't quite gotten to the topic of Kirks because they're focused on harvesting coffee from dead dimensions and plucking additional Tuvixs from their alternate timelines just to kill them again

  • S2E23

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  • Somehow, Captain Pickard returned

  • Château Picard-o

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  • Plot twist, I don't eat breakfast

  • The Love Boat, Its continuing mission, to get people laid....

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  • Worf, with a good question

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  • Who's to say they don't...

  • He also played a doomed henchman in the first Iron Man

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  • Yep, Sweet Dee is Tom Morello's nickname for his wife. He's longtime friends with the Sunny crew while they were developing the show

  • He also played a doomed henchman in the first Iron Man

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  • And his wife was the namesake of the IASIP character Sweet Dee

  • Modesty

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  • Pike is just the guy who wears an undershirt while Kirk barebacks his polos and buttondowns

  • I R E Q U I R E T E A

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  • Temba, his head confused.

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  • When it comes to hateful words, I got skin like a rhinoceros

    Diamonds on my binder, fourth grade I was immaculate

    Reading, writing, arithmetic my favorite? Mathematics

    Marked my paper more than average

    You bastard rappers you should go play in traffic

    The way I ball, I could've played for Toronto Raptors

    Olympic swimmers from Nigeria, emeralds in my ears

    So far from clear 'cause they resemble frozen lettuce

    91 degrees out in Belgium, you ever seen melted lime jello?

    Did I confuse you losers? I pull up in the candy relish

    Rap game Peppermint Patty and the lavender bumble bee jackets

    Your girlfriend's vagina smells like Bumble Bee tuna

    She duct taped me to the dumpster

    Otherwise I woulda left sooner

  • "Sometimes hanger is the greatest enemy of all." - Stephen Colbert (Digital Dean of Students)

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  • God this movie is so stupid. I need to watch it again (yes I own it).

  • Special mention to Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

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  • Aside from it's cheese factor, This Island Earth was a rather competent movie

  • Personal growth aside... where's Alexander?!

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  • The only thing that changes are his ridges after S1

  • Special mention to Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

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  • Space the final frontier. These are the voyages of...Babylon 5.

    Let's see...Shatner...Shatner...he's not in this one, we're safe

  • The Man, The Myth, The Pants

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  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    Thebeardedsinglemalt @lemmy.world

    I wonder if Damar drinks kanar with his Hungarian hot dogs

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    Thebeardedsinglemalt @lemmy.world

    MRW AWS got glitchy and my chat apps stopped working

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    Thebeardedsinglemalt @lemmy.world

    MRW AWS got glitchy and my chat apps stopped working

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    Thebeardedsinglemalt @lemmy.world

    Boy Wonder: A Limerick

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    From one "Old Man" to another

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Jeri Ryan can slip into my DMs anytime

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Sweet Trepidation of the Federation!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Title N/A (part III)

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Robert's Picard-Oh

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    Thebeardedsinglemalt @lemmy.world

    Picard has difficulty renovating the bathroom in his quarters