Yeah its not a pleasant experience to wake up and your girlfriend is mad at you all day… because of a dream

I just stick to YooMox and moxnxx and oomoxHamster.

Or my favorite response when they tell me to have a nice day.

“Don’t you goddamn dare tell me what to do!”

No way, was that her last name in the show?

Yup, pronounced exactly how it’s spelled. Zi-BORE-nack

Quark calling Nagus…come in Nagus!

For the last time it was an accident!

Tin foil hat time.

What you described has me worried because for the last couple years the right has riled up their side to the point of weaponized patriotism that would make McCarthy cringe. And the hard push towards deification of military and veterans to the point that they’ll blindly support the military being deployed against US citizens.

so we should just text, drink, and 69 on the train.

…in general or are you asking me out?

Proper function = an orgy for me with several attractive women

Malfunction = an orgy for me with and all dudes

Cars are inherently dangerous, but it doesn’t stop people from knowingly texting while driving, driving under the influence, or while getting road head. And cars could malfunction for any number of reasons, be it on their own or due to shit maintenance

Someone actually did a breakdown of TNG holodeck malfunctions and the actual rate averages less than 1 episode per season. That’s if you don’t count someone legitimately messing with the holodecks first. And I don’t know if you could even consider Moriarty, since the holodeck was specifically asked to create a special nemesis for Data…

• The Big Goodbye
• Elementary, Dear Data
• A Fistful of Datas
• Ship in a Bottle
• Emergence

But that wasn’t a holosuite issue, do dumped their patterns into holomatrix or whatever on purpose.

Is the towel currently stoned AF?

I can’t wait to spend 79.99 for 12 pieces to build a type A shuttle.

all we see of it is weird mind games, like simulated terrorist attacks and tests you automatically fail

I can definitely see how those things are extremely useful. Not everyone is going to be within the relatively save confines of ESD or stationed on a core planet. You’re out in unexplored space on your own with no backup and will encounter some of the most absurdly effed-up races/beings/giant green space hands.

New in TNG, but a couple years later in DS9 it’s already well known that Quark runs holosuites

The ho-lodeck

Holodeck jizzmoppers

Scotty: Whaddya say, Jim? And she’s got a friend!

Kirk: only if it’s the slutty one.