Yeah, if only people would have learned their lesson in the 70s…or the peak oil concerns in the late aughts mixed with the Deepwater Disaster…

Kayak beer

I miss r/ShowerBeer

The Shower Beer

The Friday work is over and I’m not doing anything else productive the rest of the evening beer

The after the first bite of fresh pizza beer

The just got into the stadium beer

And a lot of the actors playing them are Jewish

With outsiders

I’ll tell you my thoughts, let the gram survive

Star Trek: Generation 3

A white guy whose dad was in starfleet?

Sounds like the kinda person who tells others “you just need to work hard”

[Enters rransporter room]

Dad: Does anyone have to go to the bathroom?

Kids: No

[Steps onto pad]

Dad: Last chance, does anyone need to use the bathroom?

Kids: Gah, NO!

Dad: Energize

Kids: I HAAAVE TO PEEEEEEEE!

Skibidi sonic toilet

The only way to watch Twilight is with the RiffTrax commentary.

“Next time you come in could you be so depressed, you’re scaring away our customers. I know we specialize in books on the occult but even we find you depressing. We do have Wind in the Willows and the Narnia stuff…I could even special order you some Norman Vincent Peale!”

I tried watching the first 3 seasons but it was an absolute struggle. I had zero desire to do 4&5 but I was bored enough that I gave 5 a shot just out of curiosity to see where it goes. There were some interesting moments with potential, but it just kept getting more and more absurd with each episode…even when it got pretty self-aware

I finally got around to stealing my dad’s prime account with P+ and watched this. It was ok, at best.

Abandon all hope. I just stole my dad’s paramount account and watched SA (not as bad as nutrek goes but the bar is already low) and the last season of DSC. It’s bad

He paid good money for that hairpiece

May thy bat’leth chip and shatter.

Thinking you’re doubling the recipe? I’ve done that before

I’m noticing a lot of E’s in those titles…