I’ve always been a fan of getpaint.net - it’s like… idk, half-way between microsoft paint and photoshop, but you can install plugins to add functionality that the vanilla version doesn’t offer.

The art o- glmph mlhrrglr hmlrlg glrg

I’d imagine he’s got a pretty sweet one going on with Putin… but then knowing Trump, this might be the kind of situation where little guy enthusiastically approaches the school bully to voluntarily offer up his lunch money because they’re ‘friends’.

It was posted 8 years ago, so slightly easier to gather up those relics then.

If I had to guess, the guy might have worked IT for a school or something that went through a modernization, with all the old tech going to the dumpster; got the idea and jumped on it.

Most federal jobs are all posted at USAjobs.gov you’ll just need to play around with the search filter.

I was gonna say a tumor isn’t excised out of hatred for the tumor; but for love of the host. Seems you’re already on that page, but I wanted to highlight it anyway cuz that’s an important distinction, and one that can be difficult to draw without either sounding like advocating or tolerance for hatred.

They do wear the mark on their foreheads…

On the off chance you haven’t experienced the Floppotron:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oym7B7YidKs

Pretty sure modem noises were the inspiration behind dubstep.

I mean… if we reeeaaally wanna carbon date ourselves…

Getting Falling in Reverse vibes.

…also this thread needs more links!

…don’t leave us hanging, what did the bartender say?!

Apply, interview, whole nine. Take the job, get all the way through the training, then quit or sabotage.

“Back when I was your age in the late 1900s…”

12 too many.

Let em. Make them too expensive for insurers to support.

According to headlines lately, MAGA melts down fucking constantly. I hypothesize that they’re actually just liquid. They aren’t ‘melting down’, this is just their natural state.

Oh shit, yo trans peeps getting chopped from the military - assemble into a modernized and trans version of the Sacred Band of Thebes?! We could use a well regulated militia to mop up some Agent Orange right about now…

Edit: THE SACRED BAND OF T’s!!

Well… I’d place that as exceeding my personal expectations, so… yay?

*squints*

I can’t tell, the Tesla lot is awfully dark. Would anyone mind lighting it up?