This always cracks me up in the OR - in C sections, the mom is usually awake, so the staff in the room need to watch what they say. Baby comes out like a fucking chest-burster from Alien, covered in blood, that vernix gunk that looks like rancid cheese, and sometimes literal shit. Nasty goo aside, babies pretty much universally look like a hairless pug when the first come out.
Invariably, 2 or 3 nurses start doing the whole "Oooh she's so cuuuute!" thing. I still can't tell if they legit think it's cute, or if they're just really good at putting a show on for mom... cuz they look like something from a bad scifi-horror movie.


Might be more of a developmental impairment. For children, magical thinking is normal and expected. They might sincerely think they can cause something to happen by thinking about it or engaging in some kind of paranormal way. Like, if a 4 year old points at you with a finger guns gesture and yells 'bang', they might just be trying to be silly; but they might also be genuinely trying to kill you. You'll know if immediately after, they look down at their finger-gun with a wtf expression cuz they're actually surprised it didn't work.
Again, normal. Unnerving, but normal.
They should grow out of that shit by about age 7 iirc.
Lots of people never grow out of it, they just compartmentalize that kind of thinking as religion... they know they can't kill you with finger guns, but Jesus? His finger guns are real!!.
Those people need a fuck ton of therapy.