Dermabond might be a little different... once it's applied, it interacts with the air to produce a thermal reaction and kind of cooks itself into place. The pain is mostly from the heat - if you've ever hit an open wound against a heating element of some kind, it's basically that. It's also not a good temporary option - if it was prepped correctly it should kind of infuse into the skin - if hospital staff needed to do something there, they'd basically need to grind your skin off.
I'm guessing the product everyone else is talking about is a bit more forgiving.


What they need isn't to be caricaturized, it's to be put on a guillotine.
Human or not doesn't mean shit: evil is evil.