You know what else has a drive to keep growing? Cancer.
Your son is a loser and his genes deserve to die with him.
Deeply deeply sick society and culture
Funny she wants to perpetuate the organization that killed her son by producing a grandson.
Throwback to Israel’s goon squad hasbara video.
What the fuck. I keep re-reading it and it’s crazier each time.
İsn’t this necrophilia? İsn’t this incest? I didn’t even know it was possible?
WHY???
“Jews are born from corpse sperm” sounds like some shit that would be too antisemitic for a nazi to say. Like that’s some Russian tsar level antisemitism. Insane country making the sane Jews of the world look bad.
cool two truths and a lie for the kid when they’re a teen:
my father was dead before i was conceived
he was a nazi
israel has the right to exist
Haim now faces an uphill battle to get approval to use his sperm to produce a grandchild. If she succeeds, her next challenge would be to find a woman to carry the child and raise it.
OK, that’s slightly less bad than the headline made it sound, but still
SHE’S NOT EVEN GOING TO RAISE IT HERSELF???
It’s a decent bit worse than how I read it because I assumed this was on behalf of a daughter-in-law, rather than hey ladies, would you be interested in my deceased son’s semen? You look like the kind of woman who my son would have loved to posthumously impregnate. No, it’s not what it sounds like at all - I already filled out all the paperwork to get the approval! All the legwork is already taken care of! All you need to do is conceive the child and raise it.
carry the child and raise it
Not to give her advice but I think she’d have an easier time if she said she wanted an egg donor (so no inbreeding) but would carry the pregnancy herself. And obviously not wanting to raise the grandkid is insane.
The IDF conscripts women too, so maybe she could find a cadaver whose ovaries are still viable. Why should reproductive necromancy only benefit the patriarchy?
Yeah I wonder if you can harvest viable eggs from a corpse. I’ve been through egg retrieval myself and it’s a pretty involved process; you have to inject yourself with hormones to stimulate follicle growth and align things with your cycle. Compared to getting sperm which afaik just involves jacking off into a cup.
seriously, that is 100% how I took it and was dying inside, because purposely high kinship linebreeding to “keep the lineage pure” I’m pretty sure went out of fashion a few millenia ago and I was getting the impression this person saw the antagonists of the X-Files episode “Home” as aspirational.
OMG I see what you mean 😐
What a headline lol
Yeah, I was concerned this was going a different way but I wouldn’t have been surprised
I can’t fucking believe western media wrote “harvested sperm” without thinking about how fucking psychotic that sounds. It could be described in so many other ways that make it sound less horrible but they really went for “harvesting” something from a corpse.
Israelis would rather have a racially pure child from corpse sperm than adopt any one of the millions of orphan children around the world
I would rather they don’t have kids AND don’t adopt them
Don’t give them ideas. Those orphans deserve better than to end up as zionists.
uh what’s the “sane” (for lack of a better term) way to describe getting sperm out of a dead body for the purpose of conception?
Siphoning
oh no
Jacking
Collecting or rescuing probably
rescuing is solid. thanks i hate it.
Wrestling
I personally feel like you shouldn’t judge something based on how it’s phrased. That seems a bit tone policy/civility brained.
My point is that the western media constantly picks its words very carefully to dehumanise its enemies and frame its allies as moral and upstanding. “Harvesting” is anti regime language with negative connotations in people’s minds when it comes from organ harvesting.
It’s just surprising that nobody in the western media has realised how fucking freaky they’re making it sound with this language. They usually wouldn’t use language that has a negative vibe for their allies.
when you can’t find a good passive voice for cumjacking dead nazis so you have to forget years of anti-china rhetoric lmao
“IDF-involved cumming”
You mean h3h3 having kids?
Ah mb, sorry for misunderstanding.
The journos might honestly find this revolting. Current western culture is extremely prissy about death and funerary stuff. See like genocides over funerary cannibalism and shit :l, all the bonkers laws about specifically how corpse destruction/burial has to happen.
Medical language is also extremely clinical, you do harvest organs for transplantation etc. Harvesting itself is sort of euphemistic, you butcher the innocent cow you harvest material from the cadaver. Could be that.
It’s not like milked or secreted sperm sound better haha.
TBH the anthropology enthusiast in me finds this grotesque and fascinating. What a fucking trip to have your mum looking to objectify a woman so she can have little youlings to grieve over.
It’s not like milked or secreted sperm sound better haha.
They could have said “salvaged”
Kinda makes him sound like bicentennial man.
mistakenly identified as a terrorist
Yeah, they saw that he was unarmed and incapable of fighting back which is the #1 way an Israeli soldier identifies a “valid” target
To mitigate these issues, Savitsky believes that young men should be asked whether they would want their sperm to be posthumously retrieved before they enter army service, but said the ministry of defense may be wary of implementing this as it could dent troop morale.
Lmao fucking cult ass society, in a league of their own.
Why not just humously get a sperm sample?
You’ll put the Kum Kollection Korps out of work
Not sick enough.
necronatalism is wild
Someone needs to larp in the anti natalist spaces as a necronatalist.
This is literally the 40k meme of extracting the sacred balls of fallen space marines
ahh progenoid glands, one is in the neck you know
In Israel, extracting sperm from a dead body is permitted, but there is no law that clearly defines the process of using the sperm for the purpose of producing offspring.
“In Israeli law, we don’t have a law for this procedure,” Nily Shatz, Haim’s lawyer, said, adding that family courts have only approved posthumous use of sperm by parents of the deceased to produce a child twice in the past; however, the second case was later overturned after an appeal brought by the state. “All the other cases were rejected.”
What. The. Fuck!? They take the sperm, but have no laws to allow it to be used!? THEY TAKE THE SPERM AND HAVE NO LEGAL USE FOR IT!?!?
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY TAKE THE SPERM THEN!!??
SHOTS
SHOTS
SHOTS
The love of the game
Oh so that’s why Sabra tastes so weird
i must assume people are just going for it rather than seeking approval?
Caviar is becoming rarer and there are increasing ethical objections. However molecular gastronomy and cold oil spherification techniques have advanced significantly.
Didn’t they find some way of making caviar cheaply in China a few years ago?
I fucking hope not unless it is spherified cum.
Cheaply in animal ag just means suffering turned up to 11. Animal products being unaffordable is good, I wish the entire industry a great big fuck off.
It really is just fish cum. The reason China managed to make caviar cheap is because they are extracting it without killing the fish, and caviar itself is actually fish eggs from sturgeon. Since you don’t have to kill the fish to extract the caviar, a single female can produce way more over her lifetime, leading to a drop in prices.
Still evil. People that eat animal products are doing evil and people working in the industry are doing evil for money.
Dr. Jordan Peterson personally swooped into the battlefield with the tactical milking kit and got that precious seed in time.
