What about just some guy with a tow truck who grabs Teslas no matter where they’re parked?

Arm the homeless, forcibly take it over.

If you have to finagle a tax break into it, it’s a pretty weak ass show of wealth.

Yeah… this looks about perfect. I just made a post about leaving Burgerland - I think this is what I need.

I got a lil’ something to harass landlords.

https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/Revelation 13%3A3

This verse has been interpreted in the Left Behind series IIRC too.

They religious nutters will say it was God intervening, but the evangelicals will mysteriously forget that the Bible says that The Antichrist will miraculously recover from a head wound.

Any specific recs?

Dang, I’m jelly… In a physical sense too.

Reading this is an actual cognitive hazard.