That fucked up fermented shark or fish whatever, some Lindberger cheese, and stinky tofu hot pot. Quadruple serving of each. I want to be so full of the nastiest smelling food on earth that everyone who comes remotely close to me will wretch like they just drank ipecac until they pass out. I want it to linger in their memory and haunt them the rest of their lives.
I'm what you might call a "sicko".


KelTec is a weird (probably cocaine fueled) company that will make some genuinely off the beaten path designs. On one hand they're about the only marker out there that is actually innovating. But on the other hand, they don't do very strict quality control and refinement. That said, I have 2 KelTecs, both have gone in for service and now both run perfectly and have some features that I really love.
In the case of this pistol though, you don't have a removable magazine, you use stripper clips to load up the pistol. The first model was in a weird caliber (5.7) which isn't very popular or useful, especially in a pistol. So now they made it in another more common, but not very popular caliber (.380 acp), which some argue is a very under powered caliber.
It's not exactly a formula for great sales, but they do what they want and that's kinda cool.