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CloutAtlas [he/him]

@ CloutAtlas @hexbear.net

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  • Sorry, I could have phrased that better but I was 5 pints of Guinness in.

    If hypothetically, China's liberation of Tibet can be argued as imperialism, then the ROC would have been much worse due to its track record re: indigenous Taiwanese.

  • I posed this as a hypothetical re: China like 5 years ago and I still never received a response from them. If China's liberation of Tibet is imperialism (arguable), how do you think the ROC will fare?

  • Germany as in Cisalpine Gaul will become Transalpine Gaul 2

  • This coincides with Stavros Halkias's late 2025/early 2026 UK tour.

  • Wow, like the first half of Full Metal Jacket?

    Whatever causes more casualties among Yankees, I guess...

  • Isn't this the plot device for Cabin in the Woods?

  • Here's the Amerikkkan national anthem, transcribed to English:

    "I'm waking up to ash and dust I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust I'm breathing in the chemicals

    I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus This is it, the apocalypse Whoa oh

    I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones Enough to make my system blow Welcome to the new age, to the new age Welcome to the new age, to the new age Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive

    I raise my flag and dye my clothes It's a revolution, I suppose We're painted red to fit right in Whoa oh

    I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus This is it, the apocalypse Whoa oh

    I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones Enough to make my system blow Welcome to the new age, to the new age Welcome to the new age, to the new age Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive"

    Utterly meaningless.

  • How do they resolve the Destiny vs Vaush beef because they're rival grifters?

  • Super real American anthropologist here. I have a degree on American culture, except don't ask to see it. The paper as well as the university that gave it to me fell into the ocean. I do not recall which ocean.

    This here appears to be a form of trance that is induced by the consumption of an alcoholic concoction not too dissimilar to the baijiu we have in the civilised world (I believe they usually have something they call "Clamato" mixed with something they call "Natty Lite", but it can also be made with "Four Loko" and "V8 Vegetable Juice". The etymologies for all of these words are lost to time) during a coming-of-age ritual known as "hazing", believed to stem from getting into a drunken haze off of "moon shine" (also similar to baijiu) and shooting each other with flintlock pistols (which also produces a smoky haze) as a pastime in medieval America.

    These men largely hail from villages and hamlets from the countryside (although not exclusively) and congregate around a "college" (which may be a loan word, it's uncertain if any education is mandated by these colleges, as the youth can simply threaten the shaman-tutor for being "woke" and "infringing on their beliefs" and automatically succeed in the class), whose main purpose is to produce (unpaid) athletes for the entertainment of the elders in a congregation called "March Madness", which I believe is an homage to an archaic custom where they forced their youth into the jungles of Vietnam and "march" forward into spike pits or develop "madness" from PTSD and the conscription.

  • Pokemon Sun (2016) was released for $40. Right now, in 2026, the nearest retail store that stocks it is listing it for $40. Nintendo seems to think their games do not decrease in value over time (except inflation I guess?)

  • I've downloaded and deleted the same rom 100 times, costing Nintendo an estimated $2,000. Once I automate this process, I can bring Nintendo's revenue into the negatives and tank Japan's economy.

  • I'm actually surprised Nintendo dropped the price at all. I went into an EB Games (Australian GameStop) in 2019 and found a brand new copy of Pokemon Black 2 for $59.95 in their singular Nintendo DS shelf (idk why they dedicated shelf space to it in 2019, but alas).

    $59.95 is the exact same price as when it dropped in 2011.

  • The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince

  • Jokes on you, I like the proof. I'll just keep adding Bacardi 151 into the pudding until there's at least 100 proofs in there. In fact, lets skip the pudding.

  • New site tagline

  • Amber bot for general secretary

  • "Jewish dog" would not be a natural phrase in Chinese. {走狗|zǒu gǒu} would make more sense, which means running dog (aka lackey).

  • Why bother? Grok's perpetually 4 weeks from getting its next lobotomy.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Looking forward to the American Boxer Rebellion

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Things America will fund: Israel, mandatory Charlie Kirk statues

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Going down to the cringe store, you guys need anything?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    My Maoist grandfather just recommended that I become a landlord

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Breaking: Jeremy Clarkson embraces Mao Ze Dong thought.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    I am reminded of the time Trotsky witnessed an assault in New York but didn't intervene because he was wearing flip flops.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Wow, Time Magazine are hardline Dengists

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    "cringey at best"

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Sheltered Reddit liberals finding out in real time that they're not in a pro-west echo chamber is fucking hilarious.