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CloutAtlas [he/him]

@ CloutAtlas @hexbear.net

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  • Dudes be living like this and proudly share it like I'm supposed to see it and go "hell yeah" but all I can say is "oh no"

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  • My room in my old apartment was a mattress on the ground for 3 solid weeks before I bothered to get a bed frame (old bedframe kind of broke in an irreparable way during the move)

    There was something deeply visually funny to me about a completely furnished room with a wardrobe, lamp, turntable with speakers, vinyl collection, decor, etc completely in place, but then the bed is just a mattress w/ no sheets and a sleeping bag on top in lieu of a blanket w/ a tiny square cushion for a pillow, and also the mattress is in the middle of the room not touching any walls like Charlie Bucket's grandparents. So I kept it that way for the housewarming and for a week after that.

  • Dudes be living like this and proudly share it like I'm supposed to see it and go "hell yeah" but all I can say is "oh no"

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  • Whoever predicted arts décoratifs would make a comeback in the mid 2020's got it so wrong.

  • "Counting or not counting gang violence" might be the single best line of the century

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  • "Charlie Kirk was 31, Israel's oldest victim yet"

  • Failed artists huh

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  • The Andorrans yearn for freedom, President Trump please liberate Andorra from the twin princes and establish a liberal democracy.

  • Failed artists huh

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  • "{京剧|jīngjù}, folks. Some people call it Peking opera, but it's better than opera. It's very impressive. The music is live, the actors are handsome, and the singing. The singing is very difficult, and many say it takes more skill than opera. They're doing kung fu, they're doing acrobatics, they're singing. I tried buying a {京剧|jīngjù} troupe in Beijing, but they kept saying "Donald, we can't do a Chinese version of the Pirates of Penzance, the cast only know the classics" so I said "Ok, well I'll take my idea and take it to Broadway". And that's how I got into real estate."

    Reporter: "uhh, Mr President, the question was "Why did you "pre-emptively" carpet bomb Andorra?""

  • Failed artists huh

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  • This just proves the arts requires more skill than real estate. It's apparently much harder to fail upwards in musical theatre than owning land. Who woulda thought

  • Failed artists huh

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  • He could go on a 10 minute rant about Love Never Dies, the sequel to Phantom with more eloquence and articulation than every single one of his speeches combined.

  • Israeli-run illegal US 'biolab' leaves several 'deathly ill'

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  • TBH now I wanna know...

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  • Non ironic answer, it would have been Helioptile.

    If you're in a forest, the game spawns Pokemon related to that biome. If you're in a park, or an urban environment, or a desert, or a city, or a grassland, or by a river/lake, or on a mountain, etc etc, the same thing occurs. For some reason or another, if the game has no allocated biome, the default is Helioptile. This happens in very remote areas, in the open ocean (or smaller islands in the ocean), or areas where the servers just has no data.

    As for why it's Helioptile? No-one knows.

  • No, thanks. I will rather have the REAL PATRIOTS spy on me.

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  • Westoids accusing China of things that the west already does. It's projection all the way down.

    Isn'trael detonates pagers, which means China must have even more sinister IEDs embedded in the west (with no evidence whatsoever)

    American ruling elites were/are secretly paedophiles, ergo Chinese ruling elite must be even more discreet paedophiles with even more depraved sexual proclivities (again, no evidence whatsoever)

  • Becoming Chinese

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  • China has always absorbed other people into our culture, sometimes not even on purpose. Even conquerors get absorbed. The heirs of Genghis Khan, the Scourge of Heaven, assimilated into Chinese culture within a couple generations. Xianbei, Khitan, Manchu, etc. The Khitans, despite warring against China on and off for over a hundred years, immediately declared itself the Liao dynasty, adopted the Chinese legal system, folk religion and invented a very Chinese inspired writing system (which to me looks like an AI hallucination of Hanzi) as soon as they secured a kingdom.

    There was a period of time after the fall of the Ming when the Korean Chosun dynasty referred to itself as "소중화" (lit. Little China) because they considered themselves to be more Chinese than the Manchu. There was a Korean Emperor who was Chinamaxxing in the 1600's.

  • Mikhaila Peterson: 'My family's brutal health crises—Jordan paralyzed, baby turning blue—feel like the work of the Devil.'

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  • He was cleaning a dank, unventilated, moldy attic over a period of several days immediately before his current health issue.

    I believe the prions, the cancer and the mold are having a 3 way war inside his body like an RTS. The prions seem to going into Dark Templar, the cancer is going all in on banelings, while the mold has taken an expansion in the lungs to pump up Vespene gas income.

  • Mikhaila Peterson: 'My family's brutal health crises—Jordan paralyzed, baby turning blue—feel like the work of the Devil.'

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  • The baby probably had a cough that she was treating with, idk, colloidal silver causing them to turn blue from Argyria

  • Mikhaila Peterson: 'My family's brutal health crises—Jordan paralyzed, baby turning blue—feel like the work of the Devil.'

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  • baby turning blue

    Trust the plan, patriots James Cameron in control

  • Mikhaila Peterson: 'My family's brutal health crises—Jordan paralyzed, baby turning blue—feel like the work of the Devil.'

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  • losing Scott Adams was a huge hit.

    If you absolutely must develop a parasocial relationship with a right wing grifter who doesn't give a shit about you, at least start stanning some people who actually believes in modern medicine. "Oh my biggest heroes were Herman Cain and Scott Adams. I sure hope nothing bad happens to RFK Jr. and Jair Bolsonaro, my next 2 favourites behind Jordan B Peterson (the B stands for Black mold)

  • We showed up to let the state know pissraeli genocidaire scum aren’t welcome here

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  • Minns and NSW Labor got minority government under his Yankee inspired "lets appeal to the right wing for more voters!" strategy. Except this time it actually worked because the LNP was co-incidentally going through scandal after scandal, sex scandals and corruption and bribery scandals and fucking up funding for firefighters and allowing the koala to become an endangered species on their watch and all the unions were against the LNP too.

    So, what has the big tent NSW Labor achieved? Went to increase pay for public school teachers, cool. LNP didn't like that, got negotiated down to 3% raise (which I believe is below the cost of living increase) before they passed it. Cozying up to zios, even before Bondi. Made it harder for landlords to reject pets on a rental application. Neat, I guess.

    The best thing his government has done for NSW is ending no-grounds evictions.

  • NSFW

    Just a bunch of bros hanging out smoochin' like all cool guys do

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  • Sports themed Ram Ranch

  • r/communism rule "No non-Marxists" changed to "No non-Maoists"

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  • Very few people support it, it's not a reasonable ideology. The angle is that corporate and government can't have a agreeable ideology on r/communism

  • this feels deeply personal to Peterson

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  • It's the opposite of achieving nirvana. Instead of being at one with everything, it's being at odds with everything.