I mean, AFAIR bestiality is provably bad mentally for the animal subjected to it (even if there is no physical damage) so there's still a chance to be a villain
yeah, there's reports of Israelites using dogs for war rape purposes so I would not be surprised in the slightest
bear handsThat's a Second Amendment protected activity. After all, it guarantees the right to bear arms
You can self-host Tailscale. Tailscale is just a bunch of Wireguard tunnels with NAT hole punching and management
Dogs are just less spicy wolves anyway