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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    Domain name was cheap.

    Everyone in tech knows you find a domain name first, then decide what kind of business to build around it.

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      Prolapse tech is blowing up and out the door. The back door.

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        That prolapse joke was a stretch.

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          You wouldn’t get it … it’s an inside joke

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            It’s supposed to be, anyway.

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            “It’s an inside out joke” was right there

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          I dunno man. It sounds promising. Sounds like something one should goatse for one’s self.

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            Lots of goats in this thread.

  • Orbituary@lemmy.world
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    Reminds me of the old website for Microsoft Exchange support… expertsexchange.com

    Eventually they hyphenated it.

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      https://www.penisland.net/

      Still works and everything.

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        From their FAQ:

        Q: Can I provide my own wood? A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections.

      • Anivia@feddit.org
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        Ye, but that one is on purpose

        • Dasus@lemmy.world
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          Yeah after reading the whole site, I agree. I just remembered it being mentioned in the same context on QI as the site “expertsexchange”.

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      I mean, if I got a sex change, I sure as hell would want it to be done by an expert.

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        Amateursexchange.com?

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        Sex change operations as a hobby, now that’s something

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          It’s a fun way to spend a weekend, the most important thing is to rememeber that it’s just a fun hobby and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.

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      /#susanalbumparty lol

    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      powergen.italia

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    They are following on the footsteps of Procreate, but missed the concept of nuance.

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      What a wonderful day to have a mind

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        Got a triad going with GIMP!

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          I love that god damn bell pepper. Gonna go GIMPing.

  • AFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.world
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    I typed in the URL figuring it wasn’t going to be real, but it is.

    I’m thinking that there were people in the chain who recognized the issue, but didn’t speak up because they thought it would make them look bad. A grass roots emperor’s new clothes kind of thing.

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      Maybe they’re aware and this is how they get their free advertising ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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        Could be.

      • a2part2@lemmy.zip
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        A bit like pen island?

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      I could believe that. Alternately, someone knew exactly what they were doing and just let it ride to see how far it would get.

      I’ve seen both cases in real life.

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    GTA grade name.

    (There’s already a company in GTA called ProLaps, which is sports equipment)

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    Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

    A NEW START… Hmm…

    I got it!

    ANUSTART!

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      For that you might need an analyst. Or a therapist?

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      Sounds like a Windows start menu replacement.

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      I see you work for the marketing company prolapse hired! Its like shitty hallmark cards!

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      the best kind of tart

      • BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world
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        Heh!

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      “…and she never even saw the license plate.”

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    Related: GTA games are full of parody companies and brands with childish humour and, yes, there’s a sportswear brand in GTA called ProLaps. Their motto is “Strain Hard”.

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      The one that always gets me is the stock market app being called Bawsaq

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        Is that a pun on Ballsack?

        Sorry if it was obvious, English isn’t my first language.

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          Yes, that is basically how one would pronounce “ballsack” with a Scottish accent (Rockstar North, the historical “main” GTA studio, is Scottish). And it is also referencing the IRL Nasdaq

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          Yep:)

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    Stab-lapse. For stabilisation, not for stabbing.

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      Or when you’ve not kept your stabbing credentials up to date?

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      Stabilapse?

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That sounds like a timelapse of someone being stabbed.

      • Koyaanisqatsi@lemm.ee
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        In 4k

    • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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      Laspter Free and Lapster Pro.

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    I goatse what they did there.

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    They knew.

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    Tek Knight has entered the chat

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    Wow… didn’t even read the title, saw the logo and my brain responded Rectum‽

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      Nearly killed him

      • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works
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        Hey Dad! I didnt know you were on lemmy!

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          deleted by creator

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          Nope, Chuck Testa!

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    Since it’s Halloween, there is a music video about anal prolapse. I’m not going to link to it because it literally gave me nightmares, but search for it if you dare.

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      Please just tell me the search term

      So I can block it

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        Why miss out on culture? Goatse, meat spin, lemon party, tub girl, 2 girls 1 cup, that one Japanese one with the guy laying on his back and the seat beer bong hooked up to a mask? Like what do you even talk about on first dates?

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          Apps that stabilize timelapse videos

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          Dont forget the japanese dude sitting on a chair with his balls through a hole. His balls get speedbagged.

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            WHAT

            SOURCE LMAOOOO

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      https://youtu.be/tZ-9-tbEjAA?si=QbrfzuT36SkyknV5

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        You bastard. I totally came to post that video. For the uninitiated do not click that link.

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          NGL at first I missed that you said came to post the video and thought you said you came to that video 😂

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            Hey … Don’t kink shame me bro.

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        Wtf this unironically goes so hard

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    It’s a pretty good marketing strategy, to be honest. I’m telling all my friends about this as I’m writing this post.

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      I’ll remebef the name of this for sure

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    Brought to you by the American National Automation Laboratory Corp?

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