Back then: hot, working penis, can’t get laid
Now: older, not working penis, can’t get up
"no" banana
Foreign Delivery Man of God. Yanker of Pizzles. Winner of Biggest Ham Hog 1856.
The banana accusations are an invention by my opponent in this, the next, the previous and all other elections to distract you – the voter – from my real policies. Like good fruit storage, shipping and handling.
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Cake day: June 23rd, 2023
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I love how a website blocks me from looking at ham.
I assume it’s a reference to Leonardo DiCaprio.
Should say “anything where anything turns into anything”!
While I’m not old enough to have a 25 year old kid yet I do think my 30’s have been better so far than my 20’s were!
Eh, I’m actually in my 30’s. It’s quite nice!
I thought it was Huge Body Orifice.
Still can’t believe this isn’t a fucking April fools joke
I never said I was 25, just that I didn’t want to be 25.