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no thoughts, only froggo

  • my anosmic ass reading these comments: 🧍❔

  • Do you think straight women don't exist?

  • not horny, just felt up to some mischief

  • :)

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    if you ruletend

  • Well, if you wanted to be(e) realistic about it, you could make it so that the size difference could be explained by perspective.

  • The tail thing could easily be a wasp or a bee.

  • As opposed to the very safe and not fatal action of pregnancy and giving birth?

  • (disclaimer: I'm not a parent, so this is just what I think I would do with a hypothetical child)

    How old is the said kid? If 5 or older, I'd have a talk with them about the following points: 1. what generative AI is, 2. why it's bad/why I don't want them to watch slop, and 3. how to recognise it, all adjusted so that a kid can grasp those things.

    Another thing is to make sure they don't spend all or most of their time on screens, but instead ensure that they have the resources and attention to do normal, screenless kid things.

  • If pomato tasted like raw potato, couldnt you just cook it? Put it in a pot of boiling water for a bit, then enjoy.

  • you watch your fucking mouth

  • Totato because I don't like the texture of tomatoes.

  • you can say bad words here

  • Probably mutilating the parts that make dogs able to make sounds.

  • thank fuck

  • Making a kid probably takes a year (<3 months to try and conceive, 9 months for pregnancy) or so, unless you have issues with fertility. Adoption can take, like, a decade, assuming that you are considered a suitable adoptive parent in the first place. (I'm pretty sure that many places discriminate against disabled people here, and almost everywhere you have to be married.)

  • I prefer this one.

  • Also a fun game to play when leaving the house: navigate a minefield!

  • Also having peacocks would make you look rich. (=worth being robbed)

  • I don't really think OP can do that single-handedly.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Can I eat sprouted beets?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    source rule

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    What are some cool infections?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    ruled men make good rules

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How many people would a generation ship need to have for inbreeding to not be an issue?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Turtrule

  • All things bugs @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Itty bitty (my finger for scale)

  • New Communities @lemmy.world

    All things bugs!

  • All things bugs @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    A very chubby, very round, very fluffy bumblebee I saw this summer

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Don't rule this again

  • Minecraft @lemmy.world

    saw a video of this... sculpture? and mapart was the first thing I thought of

  • Minecraft @lemmy.world

    Anyone know a good site or app to make addons easily? (bedrock)

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    We doing moths now?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Can I replace honey with maple syrup?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Why does (human) organ trafficking exist?

  • You Should Know @lemmy.world

    recent changes on the types of posts

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Planted rulevidence

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Someone give me money so I can find out

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Are foxes more prone to rabies than other animals?