Landless2029

Security? How much? No. Skip it.

I read a comment on how farmers castrate sheep with thier own teeth. Supposed to be the safest way. Use both hands to hold the legs so you don't get your face bashed.

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Surgical castration

The testicles may be surgically removed. With this method, a sharp knife or scalpel is used to remove the bottom one-third of the scrotal sac. The testicles are removed and the wound is allowed to drain and heal naturally. Sometimes, people use their teeth to remove the tiny testicles. It is essential that proper aseptic technique be used when the surgical method of castration is used.

yeah it's a thing...

Everyone is talking about getting a fairphone and whatnot but I'm concerned about the open source apk communities shutting down since the market share and interest is killed by this.

"I don't want jewels... I just want to suck your cock."

Will you be my friend?

I find some places now wait a few days to kick in the good sales. Then stagger it to by 25%, 50%, 75%, 90%

Its a game to figure out the sweet spot between discount and selection.

American experience.

I broke a bottle on my wrist one night.Someone called the ambulance.They show up. Cops also show up.Medics check and clean the wound. Didn't hit a vien. Patch me up.Cops make sure it's not a domestic dispute. They leave.I ask medics how I'm supposed to pay....

Medics: you only get charged if we give you a ride.Me: so I can just go to the ER on my own and skip the ride?Medics: yeah. ER or even Urgent Care would be faster.Me: well shit thanks for coming to make sure I don't die. I appreciate you two.Medics: No problem. Take care.

Then I got an uber to the ER and got stitches. If it was earlier in the day I could've gone to urgent care (like a small clinic not a full hospital) to get taken care of faster and cheaper.

bonus photo of wrist scar

I played Overlord 1 when it came out. Loads of fun. Like evil pikmen. The goblins are great with thier "For the masta" and "For me!" When they loot.

No. I haven't for two days... I should start again.

I don't use tree supports much so I was hyper focused on the tree...

Oddly branches tree. Doesn't look organic. Not a tree? Is it like one of those finger hand things? With tiny hands at the top?

Hands look like they're holding up a- oh shit they're tree supports!

PSA: stop doom scrolling right when you wake up.

Yeah I'm made about these unrepairable and phone home cars.

I got a 2010s car that's dumb and it works.

I really want a SUV with adaptive cruise control. Preferably hybrid 4WD. I'm shit out of luck for privacy.

I just did the first joke in my wife yesterday.

Her: "Get out"

Well see how she treats the groan... We got a one more avacado.

They deserve it.

Why the hell wouldn't you confirm the source of "AI" when traveling in a foreign country??

This is another level of "I don't need to remember things because Google remembers"

This is "I don't need to think because AI thinks for me"

I was talking to my best friend who has a girlfriend that has a gun h9bby about Valentines day.

I told him to buy her a model Tommy gun for vday.

I told her in person he refused my advice.

Her response: "that's fucked up" 😐

If you tried to video call your cat I suspect one of two things would happen.

Either it's entirely ignored or the cat would knock the camera/tablet off of the table.

Two way pet cams are a thing. You may not be able to text, but you can still stalk and get a bit of long distance affection.

Warning: Do not try this with cats.

This actually happened to me last month. I had to touch code from a previous team/project I was on.

I got the call for a collaboration/consult. I forgot everything about it. Jumped in a meeting next day anyway. We pulled up the code. Everything was documented and I had a section with parameters for a "wish" feature that they actually wanted finally. I pointed it out and told them the needful to finish the feature.

Thank you past me. I'll have to buy you a drink.

Then I had a nice 5pm Scotch.

Cant beat em. Join em!