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  • I don't use tree supports much so I was hyper focused on the tree...

    Oddly branches tree. Doesn't look organic. Not a tree? Is it like one of those finger hand things? With tiny hands at the top?

    Hands look like they're holding up a- oh shit they're tree supports!

    PSA: stop doom scrolling right when you wake up.

  • Yeah I'm made about these unrepairable and phone home cars.

    I got a 2010s car that's dumb and it works.

    I really want a SUV with adaptive cruise control. Preferably hybrid 4WD. I'm shit out of luck for privacy.

  • I just did the first joke in my wife yesterday.

    Her: "Get out"

    Well see how she treats the groan... We got a one more avacado.

  • They deserve it.

    Why the hell wouldn't you confirm the source of "AI" when traveling in a foreign country??

    This is another level of "I don't need to remember things because Google remembers"

    This is "I don't need to think because AI thinks for me"

  • I love this rofl

  • I was talking to my best friend who has a girlfriend that has a gun h9bby about Valentines day.

    I told him to buy her a model Tommy gun for vday.

    I told her in person he refused my advice.

    Her response: "that's fucked up" 😐

  • If you tried to video call your cat I suspect one of two things would happen.

    Either it's entirely ignored or the cat would knock the camera/tablet off of the table.

  • Two way pet cams are a thing. You may not be able to text, but you can still stalk and get a bit of long distance affection.

    Warning: Do not try this with cats.

  • This actually happened to me last month. I had to touch code from a previous team/project I was on.

    I got the call for a collaboration/consult. I forgot everything about it. Jumped in a meeting next day anyway. We pulled up the code. Everything was documented and I had a section with parameters for a "wish" feature that they actually wanted finally. I pointed it out and told them the needful to finish the feature.

    Thank you past me. I'll have to buy you a drink.

    Then I had a nice 5pm Scotch.

  • Cant beat em. Join em!

  • He was shocking chill and backed off immediately when she pushed back. That's surprising.

  • I managed to get real lucky getting my cloud architect job without a bachelors.

    The trade off was loads of work experience in the exact field a job needed and a recommendation from someone on the project.

    I still broke six figures before that job offer without the job recommendation. That was from job hopping for 3 years.

    Gotta keep your resume up to date and literally keep applying. Got a new job? Update resume with new gig and keep applying.

    Now I'm happy where I'm at. Fantastic work culture and comfortable salary. Can I make more? Maybe but my work life balance is good and I can pay my bills/save money.

  • I have this but also visual voicemail. So I still never listen to voices unless the transcript bugged out

  • Loads of latin countries have tres leches. I prefer the Caribbean ones.

  • "Computers can make up things that look real. Like superhero movies and kid movies (disney/Pixar). This AI crap just made it cheaper and easier so there's lots of fake stuff everywhere"

  • My elderly parents showing me clearly AI videos of a $30 robot puppy...

    I couldn't convince them it was AI. I tried to explain CGI with shit like Pixar and Disney movies but it didn't work. NICOO puppy

    That shit should be illegal.

  • Enshittification

  • HOT DAMN TIME TO MAKE SOME FLASHBANGS

  • That's wild and I'm really glad your buddy didn't lose his real fork!

    "Must be used under adult supervision"

    Classic disclaimer

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What's your uptime?

  • Privacy @lemmy.ml

    Home Depot and Lowe's Share Data From Hundreds of AI Cameras With Cops

    www.404media.co /home-depot-and-lowes-share-data-from-hundreds-of-ai-cameras-with-cops/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Waldo

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    2017.10.04

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  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    My reason for wanting HomeAssistant and a locked down VLAN...

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    2017.08.08 Pills

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    2017.08.05 Cancer

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What's it like to have a dream?

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    China stages first-ever humanoid robot kickboxing match - Asia Times

    asiatimes.com /2025/05/china-stages-first-ever-humanoid-robot-kickboxing-match/
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  • cats @lemmy.world

    What cats really want

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    2024.08.16