So NZ is technically a mountaintop. Cool!
It would certainly explain the loud screaming
When I read this, my inner voice used quacks to bleep out the profanity
I think they would have more of a siblings energy and it would be hilarious
Now we’re shitposting
the issue is not counteracting gravity, the issue is decelerating enough to hit the sun
His less known older brother is Moe McBurney, the serial arsonist
Could be a genuine artifact of the movable type era, to save on the ink and paper space
We only wait for permission, believe me
That would be funny if it wasn’t so sad. I’m pretty sure even Soviet Union wasn’t communist, despite their attempts to pretend otherwise
He’s demanding pasta in exchange for chicken and wine
Okay, but consider:
I’ve genuinely tried reading the original books, hoping it’s the adaptation issues. They’re not better
Most Twilight fanfics are crimes against humanity, so you’re not that far off
Yeah it’s less “here, master, accept my humble offering” and more “hey dumbass, take this so you don’t starve to death”
The sphincter is one of the few muscles that is contracted by default, and you have to consciously loose. So yeah, unless you have some medical condition, not very likely to get something in by accident
inhales
DEEZ NUTS GOTTEM