“Tell me blah blah blah without telling me blah blah blah.”

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I saw her solo Hamlet in New York and loved it so much. As a longtime fan of the play as well as the performer, it was a great evening on both counts.

If you don’t like Internet comics, you don’t have to be a reader of the Internet comics community on here.

Very cool of you! Thanks.

Oh yeah, that’s that guy’s thing. Nobody will ever know that he’s Jordan Q. Harbelstein who lives at 601 12th St in Roy, New Mexico.

TFW someone posts “don’t be evil” on a thing with the author credit scribbled out.

I usually refer to a chicken omelette as a Family Reunion.

When you eat a boiled egg you’re still mixing the white and yellow parts inside your mouth.

Maybe it’s also like brushing their teeth?

I wouldn’t assume he even knows “shall.”

Especially when Lemmy now has a field to fill in alt text when posting.

You know how you can collect rubber bands over time, wrapping them around each other, and eventually you have a great big ball on your desk to play with?

The best scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader was curled up at the Emperor’s feet crying and whining that he was the cool rebel really.

This is only one of four different slop comics this company posted in that tweet, and the rest are fucking stupid as well.

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I agree!

They tried running Linux on their ENIAC, but someone accidentally tipped over one of the crates of punch cards which has unfortunately set the project back a few months.

Good day!

I would also sacrifice your first unborn kid for this.