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3 days agoMaybe an AI can read the story too, and they can all leave me the fuck out of it.
Rob T Firefly
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Crap-looking Special Edition Jabba has awkwardly entered the chat.
Cock and peace are not mutually exclusive. You can have both!
3·6 days agoNah, if you pay attention to the lyrics the people biting the dust in that song seem to be interesting folks in dramatic scenarios. Far cooler than he’ll deserve.
23·13 days agoFront-facing Homestar will save us all.
What did he do?
19·16 days agoSure, I knew a guy who used to wrestle those down in Florida.
I have a different one for that.
Do you want Little Shop of Horrors? Because this is how you get Little Shop of Horrors!
No.
- Wants to be an erotic photographer
- Thinks someone’s hip from eBay is too naughty to show
2·20 days agoWhile Zaphod comes out of the Total Perspective Vortex feeling fine,
Hitchhikers Guide series spoiler
it is later revealed that he’d been surreptitiously smuggled without his knowledge into an artificial copy of the universe created for his own benefit, so of course within that universe he was the most important being and that universe’s Total Perspective Vortex showed him as much. It’s revealed that in the real universe he’d have been as insignificant as everyone else, and would never have survived the Vortex.
Where there’s smoke, they pinch back.
Waterloo, got off of X 'cause they needed to
Waterloo, Elon’s hellsite is too shit for you
Garth Marenghi wept.
I worked on a crew that took lots of long interstate drives when “We Like to Party” by the Vengaboys was a big radio hit. Every time that goddamned horn blasted in that song when we were on the road, we all frantically looked around to see the big truck that was about to kill us only to realize it was just the stupid Vengabus.
Here’s the Onion’s “Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades” from 2004.