Farid

Obligatory “um, akhtually, it’s magma”.

Biggus Dickus is next in line.

Cloudy, with a chance of bourgeoisie heads?

Idk, it’s usually much faster than busses.

Me: - Even Bernie?!
Garak: - Especially Bernie.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you’re able to perceive the nuclear explosion and not even go blind, then you aren’t close enough for your house to disintegrate like that.

Really? Somehow it appears unchanged on my end. And the last edit is before my comment. Lemmy bug?

I think it makes more sense to use the 🤏 emoji in that context, rather than the Italian gesture.

I bet that, by our human standards, Mr. Woof is still a far better father than most Klingons.

My love is in league with the freeway…

So last week was black cats. This week it’s orca/dead fish hats. Wonder what’s in store for the next week.

Woah, the Brody Foxx account is still active? Those Yo Mamma YT videos stopped being popular like 10 years ago. Maybe 15.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but a sociopath can’t “develop” empathy. They lack the ability.

So it’s more like hate on O’Brienship, rather than Keiko?

Can somebody please explain the reason behind Keiko hate?

I merely tried to provide a response in the same tier as yours.

There’s no need to get upset, the entire comment was typed on a keyboard; I didn’t say a word.

This applies to pretty much all “Linux good, Win/MacOS bad” memes. I just assume that people either aren’t really serious about them and it’s just tongue in cheek, or they don’t have any contact with regular people.

I used to work as a(n assistant to the) sysadmin and the things I got called over never stopped to amaze. For instance, there was a case when software was updated on the work machines and I got called because some lady couldn’t use Adobe Acrobat. “It is asking me something, I don’t know what”. I come over and it’s just a TOS Accept/Decline window.

Some people do not understand computers to an extent that they can lock up in a state of confusion when a button has been moved 100px in any direction from its usual position.

Don’t use apostrophes wherever you see an “s” at the end of a word. If you’re unsure about whether or not to use an apostrophe, just don’t. Because statistically, there are far fewer cases where you need 'em than there are cases where you don’t. Plus if you missed the apostrophe where it should be, people will just assume you didn’t bother to type it or it was a typo. Whereas if you do type it where it shouldn’t be, it’s a clear case of “this person doesn’t know how apostrophes work”.