Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.
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I would also take a hard pounding if I got 300 billion dollars out of it.
I’d take a hard pounding for a burrito and a bottle of nice beer…
Just kidding, you’ll not need the burrito and beer.
may be
You sure have not lost your sense of humor … “may be” … Funny guy
He’s being polite, I guess?
Reports say your bank account may be emptier after blowing all your money at the strip club.
Reports say your nuts may be bluer after visiting a strip club.
He’s incredibly wealthy so to him nothing much has changed so he’s unsure.
Plausible deniability. If he’s wrong he can say nothing, if he’s right he can say “I said it here”.
The guy as president was the first step in the right direction of killing off everything we see today in the USA. But no, evil won and he just gives minimal shits and sound bites.
It was a small smouldering fire on the kitchen stove before Trump … now the entire kitchen is on fire … but everyone is sitting in the living room trying to ignore the smoke that’s filling up the rest of the house.
While your dementia riddled grandpa keeps repeating that the house has never been better, the kitchen is spotless clean, and that a delicious dinner will be coming out any second now
Aurora borealis
…may I see it?
No.
America, the house is on fire!
Can’t wait for them steamed hams!
Well you know how much they love oil…
:sees them toss oil on the fire:
The fire was a distraction while he sold off everything inside.
Thanks Obama
I see what you did there, lol
I couldn’t not
Yes we can!
It applies this time. No shit dipshit we know we are worse off. The only people who don’t think we are worse off are magats.
Just like we were worse off after the Iraq War. And the Afghanistan War. And the Vietnam War. And the Korean War. Starting to wonder who these are for.
Shareholder value.
Oh right. How could I forget.
Water may be wet.
Thank you captain obvious.
No shit 😒
We were worse off before the Iran war…
But we’re even worse off now
Thank you captain obvious
No shit, Sherlock!
Thanks, Obama!
May be?
Donnie dumbass ruins everything.
Of fucking course we are
I’d love to hear what he has to say in private.
Yeah I wish we had leaders who would take a stand in public. All of this measured disapproval is just enabling more Nazis.
He can’t even be re-elected anymore, he doesn’t need to watch his tone or anything. But maybe he wants to look all classy and detached lol
these clown faced chucklefucks are going to diddle this place so sideways we’ll be lucky to make it back to the stone age
Obama was the last pres to even talk with him at social events.
