Libbed up? Or lubed up?
These days, how many people react when a car alarm goes off? Other than “Can somebody stop that alarm?”
Do they have to be mine?
Aw, you shouldn’t.
You’re not talking about the American pickup trucks right now, are you? Because then we’d have to include meteor showers to “the elements”
He’s not against buns, he’s against brioche buns
One pitchfork - do you have a blue one? - and a torch please. Preferably lavender scented.
No he isn’t. I’ve checked.
So, while someone from Game Informer wanted to inform people one last time, GameStop stopped it. I guess everyone has to be true to their name. Now let’s see how many more game related things GameStop is going to stop.
911 is a different kind of suicide hotline
I love you
I know, you piece of shit
I think you meant “hamberders”
It’s all a misunderstanding : as they are French, they’re talking about cats!
“Turns out we’re colourblind, so who knows what colour that line was”
The worst kind of carbon is humanity
He’s the president!
It’s not that bad : the plane wasn’t made by Boeing.
I think you wanted to say “you f🦆k-cakes”