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  • Do worry, the solution will be fire a bunch of workers.

  • Smelly Nigel Farage has an issue with everyone who isn't a white, cis, billionaire male.

  • Time to start the siegin' folks!

  • "Sure is a beautiful day... Except where you're standing!""I feel like celebrating today. Because today's the day you die!""Seeing you brings back memories... Of wanting my eyes gouged out!""You know what I like most about people? They die.""I sensed your presence before you even arrived. What did you EAT?!""Ha! [laugh] You're funny. But looks aren't everything.""I'd like to get to know someone like you... And then drown them!""I've said it before and I'll say it again — I hate you.""I was hoping you'd come 'round. I could use a good laugh.""I'm not like those mean gnomes. I'm a million times worse.""You should go somewhere nice and peaceful. Like a CEMETERY!""I can't decide if I like your looks or your personality better — it's like comparing mud to sewage.""Sometimes I just want someone to talk to. And sometimes I want someone to kick in the crotch!""Excuse me, do you have the time... To get stuffed?!""Winter's my favourite season. I love the snow. And that's when most people die!""If I had a friend like you, I could tell them secrets. Like that I'm going to set you on fire.""If it were up to me, no one would ever get sick. They'd just die, starting with YOU!""Oh, I didn't notice you there. How d'you like being so insignificant?""We could be best friends, if I liked people with an arse for a face!""I could help you find what you're looking for. Step one: Pull your head out your arse!""My favourite things are music and sunshine and love. And pain.""It's a great day to be alive! And a better day to kill!""Are you lost? Can I help you starve and die?""Those are nice shoes, but don't you think your gran's feet are cold without them?!""Philosophers tell us that there are those who create, those who destroy... And those who are wankers, like you.""You remind me of an old friend...He was a twit! Just like you!""There's our noble hero. Our big, fat, STUPID, UGLY noble hero.""Oh you are sweet. Like a bloody great TART!""Here comes the one who will save the land. Ha! I say, let it burn!""When people tell you you're good, they mean you're a goody-two-shoes. When they say I'm good, they mean I'm a fiend in the sack!""It's the great hero, looking for excitement. How about you come sit on my big pointy hat?!""I'd like to come 'round to your house for tea. And then I'll have your mum.""You seem like a very nice person. I kill nice people, you know."

  • Nature is healing.

  • Lumpty Trumpty is only talking about releasing UAP cause of Obama.

  • Sniffs Democract leadership is so brave.

  • Couldn't be more on the point for today. 10/10, no notes.

  • We're not operating in a court of law where evidence, rules, and procedure are meant to make sure that the process is fair. I would agree that charging Bill Gates criminally is a non-starter at the moment.,

    Howevere, this the court of public opinion where we can and will judge people for anything regardless if there are facts to support or not. This is only way us plebs are going to get a justice when it comes to the capital class. We should destroy their reputations. It's not like Bill Gates is going to live a terrible life from this. The amount of wealth that Bill Gates has means that he will never suffer from a poor reputation. If Bill Gates was a poor shlub like us, I would agree that destroying somene's reputation in the public opinion until the facts come up will probably be a net negative.

    If Bill Gates is worried about his reputation, then he can go on the record and explain everything.

  • Which is worse. The most likely deal was "Sign these NDAs Melinda and you'll get access to your husband's wealth in the divorce".

    This means she willingly choose wealth over exposing more abuse.

  • Silence, something about silence makes me sick 'Cause silence can be violent sorta like a slit wrist

    Rage Against the Machine - Fistful of Steel

    If Melinda Gates stayed silent about the abuse on Epstein Island than she's complict in the abuse.

  • The billionaire Microsoft co-founder travelled to India, where his foundation works with the government on delivering AI for social good

    Remember folks, when a billionarie talks about social good what they really mean social good that about lines with their values and outlook on life.

  • Alex Acosta became the US Secretary of Labor for the Lumpty Trumpty administration.

    On 25 August 2025 the House Oversight Committee issued a subpoena to Acosta requesting his testimony in the Epstein file. His name was not in the initial batch of subpoenas the committee sent out in August, which included Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton. His testimony was on September 19.[57] During his September 2025 testimony, Acosta said he did not recall any discussions of "potential financial crimes" in the Epstein investigation. In October 2025, Bloomberg News uncovered email correspondence that showed that Acosta's office did discuss financial crimes and that Acosta was copied on correspondence about it. Records related to the financial crimes investigation were stored in a folder titled, "Money Laundering."[26]

    Acosta announced that the Trump administration maintained a goal of one million new apprentices. Following Jeffrey Epstein's arrest in July 2019, on sex trafficking charges, Alexander Acosta faced fresh calls to resign.[82] He resigned as Secretary of Labor effective July 19, 2019.[83] President Trump, standing next to Acosta, said he would have been willing to have him remain.[84][85] Trump said "This was him, not me" and called him a "great, great secretary".[84][85]

  • The most appropriate Dad response to your child coming out as trans.

  • Some real big projection going on.

  • My initial thought was that CSA's are expensive. Then I did the math, I realized with the price of food going up. I would probably end up saving money in the long run.

  • But what kind of a miserable shrew of a neighbor snitches on something like that?! It’s a fucking greenhouse! Big deal!

    Either racism or classism.

    From the article:

    I asked Nicole if she thought the City of Elmhurst’s grievance about their hoop houses was racial. “I am certainly conspicuous around here,” Nicole noted. But in addition to race, she saw the controversy as circling class: “There’s just this perception that it [the hoop house] is low-brow and low class. That perception is next to impossible to chisel through.”

  • I recently signed up for a CSA and very excited to get my first delivery!

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    War for everyone!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    It was a blast

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    the HOA special

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    New Fintech Turns Your Credit Card Into A Dopamine Slot Machine — Win 100% Cash Back Or Lose It All

    viewfromthewing.com /new-fintech-turns-your-credit-card-into-a-dopamine-slot-machine-win-100-cash-back-or-lose-it-all/
  • Canada @lemmy.ca

    Danielle Smith and the Alberta separatists gather in the UCP tent

    www.cbc.ca /news/canada/calgary/analysis-ucp-convention-alberta-danielle-smith-separatists-boo-9.6998259
  • Progressive Politics @lemmy.world

    If We Tax Rich People... They Will Just Leave!

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest

    theonion.com /soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest
  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    Boeing won't face criminal charge over 737 Max crashes that killed hundreds of people

    www.npr.org /2025/11/07/nx-s1-5601593/boeing-737-max-crashes
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Beans, beans, the marvelous fruit. The more you eat the more you toot but you probably shouldn't do that next to a building's incinerator shaft

    www.cbsnews.com /newyork/news/bronx-gas-explosion-building-collapse/
  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    Nearly 3 in 5 American workers say they're behind on retirement savings. The other two are working until they drop dead

    www.fark.com /comments/13822668
  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Carney cancels invite for Project 2025 mastermind, wants fascist takeover of Canada to be more of a surprise

    www.thebeaverton.com /2025/09/carney-cancels-invite-for-project-2025-mastermind-wants-fascist-takeover-of-canada-to-be-more-of-a-surprise
  • simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works

    Rule

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Mars fans anticipate trading only known habitable planet for world where any unprotected human would immediately perish

    www.thebeaverton.com /2025/05/mars-fans-anticipate-trading-only-known-habitable-planet-for-world-where-any-unprotected-human-would-immediately-perish/
  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Alderaan Shot First

    imgur.com /gallery/alderaan-shot-first-you-all-saw-eD6xQ
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemm.ee

    Corporate America shelled out millions for Trump's inauguration. Now he's upending many of their businesses

    www.cnbc.com /2025/04/23/trump-inauguration-donors-include-meta-amazon-target-delta-ford.html
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world

    Corporate America shelled out millions for Trump's inauguration. Now he's upending many of their businesses

    www.cnbc.com /2025/04/23/trump-inauguration-donors-include-meta-amazon-target-delta-ford.html
  • Malicious Compliance @lemmy.world

    Microsoft wouldn't look at a bug report without a video. Researcher maliciously complied.

    go.theregister.com /feed/www.theregister.com/2025/03/17/microsoft_bug_report_troll/
  • grimdank @lemmy.world

    I lied, put your clothes back on, we've got minis to paint!

  • World News @lemmy.ml

    Keir Starmer Is Sucking Up to the Far Right

    jacobin.com /2024/09/starmer-meloni-far-right-immigration
  • simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works

    I was already gay for MoleMan...