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I use to have a drug a dealer as a friend. I still do, but, I used too.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Cops Called To 91-Year-Old Woman's Home For Welfare Check Find Her Playing Video GamesEnglish
7·24 hours agoAnd that’s why we all thought this maybe an onion article.
I’LL CRANK ONE OUT FOR YOU!
We’re not allowed to CRANK OUR HOGS!?
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News@lemmy.world•Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas blasts progressivism as threat to AmericaEnglish
4·1 day agoAnd not continue to take out his hate against everyone not a white, wealthy, Republican!?
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politics @lemmy.world•J.D. Vance Speaks to Empty Arena at Turning Point USA EventEnglish
24·2 days agoPlease clap.
And my dad says it bad for employers not too pay a living wage.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•'Abhorrent' step-incest porn to be banned with up to five years in prisonEnglish
4·3 days agoIt seems Labour is trying to speed run a Reform government.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneto
cats@lemmy.world•Broccoli Cheddar is slowly but surely warming up to me.English
8·3 days agoSoon, we are only going want photos of Broccoli Cheddar and not of Sandy.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•'Abhorrent' step-incest porn to be banned with up to five years in prisonEnglish
1·3 days agoIf you are rich and important, laws are just suggestions at best.
For everyone, get fucked.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneto
Canada@lemmy.ca•CBC investigation finds grocers Loblaw, Sobeys overcharging for underweight meat — againEnglish
9·3 days agoEven if they were, a fine is just the cost of doing business.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump gets McDonalds DoorDashed to White House and then takes Iran war questions with delivery personEnglish
34·4 days agoNo way fucking way. I first saw the photograph of the Door Dasher and Lumpty Trumpty. My first reaction was “This must be AI slop.”
Then it turns out to be true!
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World News@lemmy.world•Brazil’s former spy chief who fled country arrested by ICE agents in USEnglish
11·4 days agoMan, that is fucking hilarious. The cherry on top would be if Alexandra Roamagem was deported back to Brazil.
When Brazil’s former president Jair Bolsonaro was sentenced to nearly 30 years in prison for an attempted coup, six other members of his cabinet were also found guilty and all began serving their sentences – except for one.
Days before the verdict, Alexandre Ramagem, Bolsonaro’s former spy chief, fled by car to Guyana and boarded a flight to the United States, where he has remained ever since.
On Monday, he was arrested by agents from Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), apparently caught up in Donald Trump’s immigration crackdown.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•'Abhorrent' step-incest porn to be banned with up to five years in prisonEnglish
67·4 days agoJust another moral panic to allow the Government to continue to lay the ground work to take away rights.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•'Abhorrent' step-incest porn to be banned with up to five years in prisonEnglish
39·4 days agoOr nothing if you are an elite!
Remember Prince of the Nonces, Randy Andy is only under investigation because of alleging leaking confidential information. Nothing about being a child rapist.
Or all the other Epstein accomplices (minus Maxwell) are getting away for their crimes.
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•shhh .. nobody tell themEnglish
23·4 days agoAll hail AI slop!
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•shhh .. nobody tell themEnglish
34·4 days agoIs that Jeffrey Epstein?
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Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Anyone else having problems with Gemini currently? It's acting weird.English
6·5 days agoAt first, I thought this a ritual to appease the Machine Spirits. Then I realized the Machine Spirit was talking to us.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump says US to start blockading the Strait of Hormuz immediatelyEnglish
10·5 days ago2 is better than 0 as 0 is for losers. /s























Life in plastic, its fantastic.