Judge Snyder: [he has been given a fake verdict by Hutz who listens nearby] This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin! And it still says “guilty!” And “guilty” is spelled wrong! [Hutz squeaks in shock]
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1·5 hours agoNow this is a delicious LAMF moment.
2·5 hours agoOh Dagon, Father of the Deep Ones. Please hear our prayer and accept our sacrifice.
8·6 hours agoI am really enjoying the surge of unions in the video game development. Hopefully, this is create more momentum for other tech sectors to unionize.
1·9 hours agoHappy Boards of Canada Day!
Alternative proposal: simply change the working day to 6 hours.
I think we would gave better luck finding a way to have a 30 hour day.
2·2 days agoNah, those kids can get fucked.
110·2 days agoEvery time I think we hit rock bottom of the dumbest timeline. The universe goes, “Hold my beer. “
35·2 days agoNo way this is real.
Narrator “It was indeed real.”
2·2 days agoTrump can’t allow himself to get wet why is that?
Cause Ol’ Lumpty Trumpty will melt.
Xenomorph Queen’s coworker Ripley notices her stuffing herself with shrimp cocktail at a meeting and remarks: “Hey Xenomoprh Queen, the ocean called; they’re running out of shrimp.” After the meeting, Xenomorph Queen thinks up a comeback: “Well, the Jerk Store called, and they’re running out of you.” She becomes obsessed with recreating the encounter so that she can make use of this comeback, despite Jerry, Elaine and Kramer all telling her that the comeback makes no sense.
Ripley changes jobs to Firestone in Akron, Ohio. Xenomorph Queen flies there to attend a meeting, and brings a tray of shrimp, prompting Ripley to repeat her “ocean” zinger. When Xenomorph Queen delivers the comeback, Ripley simply shoots back “What’s the difference? You’re their all-time bestseller.” In desperation, Xenomorph Queen claims she had sex with Ripley’s wife. This reduces the room to an offended silence, since Ripley’s wife is in a coma. After arriving back in New York, Xenomorph Queen thinks of a new comeback, beginning with “the life support machine called…”, and makes a U-turn so she can fly back to Akron and deliver it.
26·2 days agoTech Oligarchs “Hey, US government. How about we make crimes against AI data centers a terrorist crime?”
US Government “Yes, Daddy.”
RAM IS PEOPLE!
21·3 days agoWe won’t know what the rest of the voters want until November.
This the same state that keeps re-electing Raphael Cruz.
6·3 days agoPlease end it for me.
Remember when it gets too hot outside and people start showing up at night. Don’t let them in however being alone makes you a target of the Pale Visitor.
Philadelphia fans “Are we joke?”
Fans of the Eagles and Phillies, in particular, consistently ranked as the worst sports fans in the country. In addition to booing their own players, Philadelphia fans have committed infractions such as intentionally vomiting on an 11-year-old girl, cheering for Michael Irvin’s gruesome career-ending injury, and general rabblerousery. “I would hate us too,” said Philadelphia native Sean McHugh ’25. “[We have] multiple fights, multiple obscene gestures, but it just shows how passionate everyone here is for their teams.”
https://haverfordclerk.com/proudly-the-worst-fans-in-america/
Things got so bad at the Vet that a jail and courtroom were installed in the bowels of the stadium to handle unruly fans. Last year a Phillies fan tossed the cell phone of a Mets supporter out of the left-field seats. GQ once rated the Phillies and Eagles as having the first and second worst fan bases in America, respectively.
https://time.com/6324292/phillies-fans-appreciation-philadelphia-eagles/
The Flyers fan might have been thinking that the Leafs’ supporters were taunting the home team, but that does not excuse what he did next. He hopped over several rows of seats to confront the visiting fans and ended up punching the two male fans before their female friend eventually tried to break things up.
For those who don’t know, it’s the NBA Conference Finals hence why the tickets are so expensive.
1·5 days agoThe Hapsburgs have entered the chat
Bring glory to your ancestors, comrade.