





It’s a nightmare we are heading towards too.


Gotta keep the grifting going.
Don’t let being six years old stop you from pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.


Is the Fedi great for a snack and fits on my back?
Good ol’ Perry Bible Fellowship.


And when it comes to starting moral panics to strip away rights.


Samuel Alito and Clearance Thomas.


This is what literally popped into my head when I read the blatant anti-union propaganda.


Honestly, this shit is hilarious. I hope there’s a firework show and they are all duds except one lonely roman candle.
I’ll take fireworks burning down the White House due to incompetence.


Be me. Get picked up by ICE Agents. ICE Agents make an offer to me, either go to Trump’s State Fair or a detention centre. Choose detention centre.
Rest assured, there are universes out there with St. Paul, Minnesota going by Pigs Eye.
Does the Fedi roll down the stairs?
Ass-face, because they got crabs.


Will their meteor send us to an Ice Age? If so, I’m Team Meteor.

Good to know that even in the far dystopian, apocalyptic future. People will still look at porn.


But only vote Blue for approved Blue candidates.

Rookie numbers for the recalls and pointless spending Ford; gotta get those numbers up.
The insane part of this would be if Zohran didn’t wear a suit. The New York Post would be like “MAYOR ATTENDS OFFICIAL EVENT NOT IN A SUIT!!!1!!!11!!!”


Sure all that will happen however shareholders will get value!