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Bahnd Rollard

@ Bahnd @lemmy.world

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  • Yah, my mental default when reading anything released by the white house is that the reality is the opposite of what they are saying.

    • Strikes on "drug boats" = they were not "drug boats".
    • 47 denies being friends with Epstine = 47 was friends with Epstine
    • ICE is going after criminals = ICE is going after normal people
    • JD Vance denies fucking couches = well...
  • Dont you put that evil on us Ricky Bobby!

  • The PPI (Pentagon Pizza Index [Link] - I wish they were not sponsored by polymarket... But ya got to keep the lights on...) is the latest of my new favorite silly OsInt tools. When shit is going down, a cartoonish amount of pizza gets ordered because people are stuck at the office late into the evenings.

    And its not just governments, people were preparing for Valve's upcoming Deadlock update hours in advance because we saw a spike in pizza orders for the staff overnight through each major chains online activity maps.

  • Sir, the police are here.

    They would like to speak to you about some irregularities in the pension fund.

  • Im so excited, Valve COOKED, I love the little blockhead minion on blue team and everything looks amazing. The only thing left on my wish list is a draft pick.

  • Chomp!

    Jump
  • The problem is not that someone did that, its that there are two of them...

  • I think the intent is to be a "work device"

    A lot of companies will be lazy or have a BYOD policy. You will likely be asked to install extra security and monitoring software on your personal device to view work related info or check email.

    The simple way to avoid this is to just get a second phone, and given how this device is has a smaller profile than a mid-range smart phone, its a good marketing bit.

  • Degoogling your self is a process and needs to be handled carefully. Realisticly, this quite difficult if your not a fruit phone user, but there is hope for people who arn't neck deep in Apples walled garden. GraphenOS announced last year they would be expanding their range of supported devices. [Link]

    Once that happens, closing the ol' google account will be much easier or atleast use a modern smart phone without having it tied to the tornent nexus.

  • Fine...

    But they could have called it Star Command or something more sci-fi. Im giving them no credit for creativity to the point there is even a Netflix comedy show released that same year.

  • I can only imagine the bellowing ghostly laugh of Erik the Red and Leif Erikson as yet another fool falls victim to one of the best jokes in human history.

  • He already tariffed the McDonald Islands [location link] as they are technically part of Austrailia.

  • Oh, yall got that im invoking the psudo-history to make a point.

    To add to it, it would have to be a very small recorder.

  • Princess Carolyn, is that you?

    [Queue Mr. Peanutbutter getting distracted]

  • Cat.

  • I was going to guess Nero, but he was taught to play music. If 47 tried to do the same he would be playing a plastic recorder on the roof while the east wing keeps getting demolished.

  • If a vegan does crossfit, what do they talk about first?

    (Replace any part of this joke with the list above)

  • Thank you, I was not in a place where I could have looked that up easily when I threw that comment onto the interwebs.

  • Hey, where are my fellow ISO-8601 fans?

  • Boooo, companies need to fuckin stop that...

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