“Sure you can. I do it all the time!!”
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D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•'Stain' on Norway for not awarding me Nobel Prize - TrumpEnglish
4·1 day ago“So, ahem, Mr, ahem, ‘president’, you say it was an indelible stain to not award you this peace prize?”
"Yep, I just couldn’t stomach such yuge disrespect. It’s unplateable, completely indelible!
“Do, do you…do you think indelible means unabl…”
“And did you know there’s a b at the end of the word dumb? No one knows this. No one!!”
D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•'Stain' on Norway for not awarding me Nobel Prize - TrumpEnglish
42·1 day ago“I peacefully ordered a bombing of a school and so I peacefully killed nearly two hundred children just to start a peaceful but senseless war that will distract people from all those kids I peacefully raped with Epstein…now give me that peace prize. I DESERVE IT!”
Whoa, can you both please just calm down a bit. Have a think about what you’ve just said to each other. THEN GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY INTERNET.
My dad invented the internet and he says you cunts better get lost or he’ll send over the cyber police!!
D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Hegseth Wants Public to Watch First Firing Squad Execution Since WWII
32·3 days agoThis time it’s free but next execution will be pay per view.
(I started writing this as a joke comment but I really wouldn’t put it past the shitler regime to do it.)
D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•"Why would I spend time bonding with my kid when I can just get an AI to do it for me?"
281·3 days ago“Dad, do you want to play catch?”
“Who are you? Oh, ohhhh…Best I can do is get one of those dog ball throwing machine things!”
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Technology@lemmy.world•Meta Is Refusing to Remove AI-Generated Facebook Videos of Graphic Child Abuse, Including a Baby Roasting in an Oven. Meta is making it clear: it doesn't care about AI-generated child abuse videos.English
41·3 days agoLegality (or religion etc etc) doesn’t guide my morality, decency, or basic difference between right and wrong.
Is that Ed Sheeran the genocide supporter?
Eating Grandma’s ashes would cut a lot of hassle and time…
D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
The Trump-Epstein Files™@lemmy.world•BREAKING: Epstein Whistleblower Found Dead of SuicideEnglish
13·6 days agoUh uh, yeah, of course. Yep, nothing but 100% suicide going to be found there!!!
D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump says ‘I feel badly’ for accused Cornell gang rapists because his nemesis is investigating them
23·8 days agoRapist of women and kids feels bad for other rapists.
Notice how the fat orange child rapist didn’t ask about the person who was raped!! Now, I wonder why that is…??
D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Trump consulted Musk’s chatbot Grok before abducting Venezuela’s president: reportEnglish
10·8 days agolegacy
That imbecile’s legacy will only ever be that it was blatantly corrupt.
It was a convicted rapist, and serial sexual attacker.
It was a war mongering, school bombing child murderer.
An idiot that bankrupted many casinos (whether it was to launder money or not is a damned idiotic thing).
Plus other things…
But most notably that it was best friends with Jeffery Epstein and is most definitely a paedo!!
Ok, hold on. Where do I find the soapy tiddies?
And they better be tiddies, and they better be soapy!! Not one or the other, BOTH!!
D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•NASA mysteriously trying to pull world’s fastest plane, SR-71 Blackbird, out of retirement — and won’t say whyEnglish
294·11 days ago“BREAK OUT THE SR 71
BLACKBIRD, My mate Ben needs a 7 year old boy to ‘do activities with’ in Israel in two hours. Go go go.
Thank You For Attention To This Matter.”
Paedo in Chief Donvict J Drumpf!!
The problem is not just that money corrupts, but also that the corrupt are not fearing for their lives.
If you add that with nearly everyone being distracted by inconsequential shit, or being scared that if they rock the boat they’ll be fired/starve/alienated etc then that’s a recipe for the rich to be able to do what they want and get away with it.Society needs people to stand up and do the harsh stuff to the paedos, and the rich. And their helpers and enablers.
Which we seemingly haven’t got. So the problem isn’t that there aren’t many good people, the problem is that there aren’t people out there who will band together to do what’s necessary.Everyone is just waiting for someone else to do something about the rich and corrupt. But when someone ‘allegedly’ does what needs to be done, eg;Luigi mangione, no fucker stands behind them.
Again, we get the society we voted for…and deserve.
D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•Have a mouse in the roof (inaccessible) and needed a way to feed it poison
2·14 days agoThat’s basically what I made, but it had a tunnel over it to stop the mice from jumping sideways when the trap activated.
And I put a few bolts on the back of the tipper part so it wouldn’t trip too early, and the weight of the bolts also helped it reset itself once the mice had fallen. Simple, and effective.
D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•Have a mouse in the roof (inaccessible) and needed a way to feed it poison
141·14 days agoWhen we had mice I didn’t want to have the hassle of poisoning, or the stench of rotting carcass.
So I built a DIY bucket trap, I got the basics from a yt channel. It’s pretty easy, it’s basically just a tunnel with some peanut butter at the end of it to entice them, and it’s got a long’ish trap door that’s activated by the weight of the mouse, and it’s got a tall’ish bucket underneath it.
The bucket is tall to stop the mice from jumping back out of it.
Once we caught the mice we would drive a few miles away and let them go. They can find their way back if you release them too close.After our third mice invasion I bought a cheap solar powered security camera that activates with motion. I put the camera on the ground where I thought the mice were travelling and getting in… and waited.
Then moved it periodically to find their trails and fine tuned it to find exactly where they were getting in.
Which was through an old outbuilding, then up a timber frame and through a hole in the soffit and fascia.
I sealed up that hole inside and out and never had an issue since.If you just kill the mice (and it is mice, not mouse. There’s pretty much always more than one) then the next lot will just kept on coming in. It’ll just be mouse carcass on mouse carcass up there.
Blocking their way in is much better than killing them once they are in.
“Earrings, have you been listening?”
whispers"yes."
“What do you think I should do?”
whispers"you are right to get another opinion about this. I definitely feel you should kill them all."“All…of them?”
“KILL THEM ALL! then we can be alone…forever.”






Toilet.