Unless I’m pissing outside and flop my dong out without touching it (pull your underwear down, then use the fabric to support and aim), fuck yeah I wash my hands.

Your wife doesn’t get to decide that, you do: This sounds dysfunctional AF.

No milk of any kind with coffee.

Schwifty…

Challenge accepted.

I can’t fucking stand that guy.

Yes.

Newer professional SLR and mirrorless cameras don’t even need postprocessing and can shoot naively in HDR. My old 7D does it.

They shot it in HDR to catch all the details, so it doesn’t look like a normal photo?

Good thing my daily driver is a bike.

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Just remember not to go overboard on the protein: Check your weight, age, and activity level to determine how much protein you should actually have (somewhere between 10% to 35% of your total calories). Too much or too little can have bad outcomes.

https://www.calculator.net/protein-calculator.html

Magpies hate this one weird trick!

Is that what killed him?

FYI- There’s a TC Android client and it’s pretty good. Interface is dated but function is more important than form in my opinion.

I’d probably say Steam or VLC player.

It can, yeah.

Start off slower, pace yourself, and also maybe supplement with something else that’s low impact like bicycling or swimming (both can be great cardio). Don’t forget to add strength training days and rest days too.

Eating right and getting adequate sleep is also going to help a lot.

Looks shitty and dumb.

Accidental Renaissance vibes