Imagine getting chairmogged by a hardpillowmaxxing chinacel, couldn’t be me. If I was in charge we’d still be in charge and big and strong and aryan and the adults in the room.
#NotMyPresident sitting like that
The chairs are the same height though
That’s just the crafty asians making it look like it
Clearly an ancient Chinese secret
It’s all a perspective trick, same way they filmed the hobbit movies.
I love how there’s literally too many genuinely bad things to make fun of Trump for and liberals online decide to focus on ridiculous crap like this. What the fuck.
the only time my Liberal aunt got vocally upset at Trump and said something on social media about it was when he re-named the USS John McCain
he’s fucking orange
OH MY GOD NO WAY. I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE POINT THIS OUT BEFORE. ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE IF TRUE.
Even besides posture, doesn’t Trump just weigh more? The official WH medical report says he’s 224 lbs, I think, and Xi’s weight isn’t disclosed but he’s 4 inches shorter and has a slightly leaner figure, so maybe he’s like 175 or something. A 50 lbs difference seems to be enough to be a factor on top of posture.
IT. IS. NOT. POSTURE. IT. IS. THE. CHINESE!!!
The ancient Chinese art of sitting up straight.
Honestly does Trump have back problems or some shit? He’s always doing a weird forward lean with his ass sticking out.
Trump trunk dumper
I’ve seen people say his lean-stand is a strategy to hide his, uh, manly physique. Same with the way-too-big, baggy suits.
Surprised to not see any green lines in the photo
Xi’s genitals sit proudly framed by knees at impeccable right angles, projecting his power
Trump meekly covers his groin with his swollen hands, knees at low-T acute angles to shield himself from the mogg
cockshame
Why are they so fetishy about him? Libs always go into gross detail with this shit
Chapo was not wrong when they identified American politics as sexual pathology. How long does it take an incredulous upset Liberal to start saying stuff like “you are all just Putin dicksuckers” if you push back on their Ukraine delusion whatsoever? None at all, it’s their first and immediate reflexive response despite their otherwise strong Liberal training to avoid overt homophobia. They conceptualize the political realm as psycho-sexual and are obsessed with perceived humiliation and domination.
Gonna have to break kayfabe so I can say: Jesus Christ that’s disgusting.
they’re obsessedd
They’re the same chair, Trump is just way fatter.
CHINA
Also, Xi Jinping is sitting straight while Trump is slightly slouching, that also contributes.
Edit: Also, Xi Jinping is quite tall.
But why does this all even matter?
OP thank you for playing along in the comments, they’re hilarious
THE CHINESE FUCKED WITH THE PRESIDENTS CHAIR AND YOU’RE ALL JUST LAUGHINGthe President of what? Jupiter?
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不急，自有分寸
Pumpkin Pinochet looks oddly serene in this picture.
Baron Harkonnen maxxing
Haha fatphobia fun
didn’t read that way to me, tbh. comes off more as “full of hot air” or “inflated ego”
Purely coincidental exaggerated double chin
Xi farted in the chair before Trump sat in it.
before Trump
satshat in itftfy
I think Trump’s sins are the reason he sinks so low in his seat.
NO IT IS BECAUSE OF CHINA
It’s literally the same chair lmao
ITS NOT ITS CHINA
Ugh, why do you even care, dude’s a pedophile war-criminal… Yeah, but he’s a TALL pedophile war-criminal!Posture lmao
No it’s because the wily chinese gave him a slightly smaller chair
Ive seen enough, nuke Wuhan
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
But which direction is his penis facing???
