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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]

@ Dort_Owl @hexbear.net

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It's a living

  • vindicated after 100 years

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  • Trains are better than both of them, hmph

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    Lucy E. Parsons "Never be deceived that the rich will allow you to vote away their wealth." - Novo General Megathread for the 5th-12th of March 2026

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  • I'm not 281 years old!

  • Scrubs Season 10 Reboot - existensial dread

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  • Idk I just wish they'd stop rebooting things.

    Maybe you want some change in your life. Nothing wrong with pursuing something new. You should never stop learning and growing (if that's what you want to do).

    I think media is very good at making people feel anxious. Anxious, sad people who worry about social status, age, being productive to the status quo etc are easier to sell things to. Try not to let it make you over think and just do what you want to do with your life.

  • :dortspair:

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  • If you think that's impressive, I managed to get the word glooby into a tagline

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    Lucy E. Parsons "Never be deceived that the rich will allow you to vote away their wealth." - Novo General Megathread for the 5th-12th of March 2026

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  • The smug "Let me know if I'm missing something ;)" is so gross

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    Lucy E. Parsons "Never be deceived that the rich will allow you to vote away their wealth." - Novo General Megathread for the 5th-12th of March 2026

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  • I'm back from the store, what did I miss?

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  • I accidentally got my fat ass stuck in the strait of Hormuz

  • I saw your OC from across the room and I like what I see

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  • This is art mama mia

  • I saw your OC from across the room and I like what I see

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  • Amazing 10/10 beautiful please make a post in the emoji comm

  • I saw your OC from across the room and I like what I see

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  • A letter? Does this mean you forgive my sins?

  • [cw: casual allusion to sexual assault, racism, cringe] imagine your life and the time that fills it being so worthless that you waste it on piracy websites leaving comments complaining about "woke"

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  • DEI = Down Easy Incels

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    He's just like me fr

  • The Soviet Union will collapse any day now!

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  • The end for Upper Egypt? It's happening...

  • Hey do you like the toothpaste I got you?

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  • The only other time I've seen chicken flavoured toothpaste was for dogs...

  • I saw your OC from across the room and I like what I see

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  • Hey do you like the toothpaste I got you?

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  • Sexist toothpaste smh

  • I saw your OC from across the room and I like what I see

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  • NOOO COME BACK I'M SORRY DON'T GO

  • Caught the tail end of it on CNN but the media is trying to spin Iran bombed it's own kids ala that hospital in Gaza that the IDF bombed and turned around and blamed it on Hamas' incompetence.

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  • Well yeah, if you want a decent size amd quality screen or are watching something with someone else most people are going to stream to a TV. Unless you just mean cable or like... broadcast TV in which case yeah I agree, I haven't seen that for years because that stuff was enshittified loooong ago.

    Wait a minute, actually no. I can't be that hard on TV anymore considering how YouTube and Shortform video platforms have become 90% "AI generated baby walks off a cliff" style algo-slop.

    Damn, is there any good media anymore? Is everything just going to be shitty social media slop now? Maybe my algorithm just sucks because that shortform shit is boring to me.

    Maybe I should try getting back into podcasts. I haven't listened to podcasts in years. Any good recommendations?

    Sorry that turned into a ramble. I'm just getting fed up with the media landscape and you sound like you might know where I can find some stuff that isn't totally terrible.

  • geopolitical commentator

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  • It's a well known fact that any place a Muslim touches becomes a cartoon desert and anyone doing anything recreational gets killed on the spot /s

  • I saw your OC from across the room and I like what I see

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  • Aww geez I'm sorry little guy

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Hey do you like the toothpaste I got you?

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    I saw your OC from across the room and I like what I see

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Oops turns out everything is politics

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    I'm going to pretend to be psychic to grift chuds out of money wish me luck

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Bro was a G A M E R

  • effort @hexbear.net
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    Hot take: Saying Americans don't fight back against the US because they're comfortable is incorrect and harmful to the left.

  • news @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    So apparently Nintendo is sueing the US government

    www.polygon.com /nintendo-sues-us-government-tariffs-donald-trump/
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    The US bombed a paint decoy?

  • chat @hexbear.net
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    Praying that Jesus actually does come back because the US causes Armageddon and he just immediately sends all the rich ghouls to hell for playing god

  • badposting @hexbear.net
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    Ready for my thesis

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    I swear liberal cringefear and obsession with appealing to centrists will get us killed

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    The site outage made me right-wing. Please support my small business.

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Funniest shit I've seen all day

  • memes @hexbear.net
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    When you have the most expensive military in the world but your leaders have worms for brains

  • Cute @hexbear.net
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    Hey bro got any shrimp?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Got his ass lmao

  • bloomer @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    You can pry my whimsy from my cold dead hands

  • bloomer @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    WEEKLY BLOOMER THREAD: If you have some good vibes to share, share them here!

  • news @hexbear.net
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    US AND ISRAEL ATTACK IRAN

    www.aljazeera.com /news/liveblog/2026/2/28/live-israel-launches-attacks-on-iran-multiple-explosions-heard-in-tehran