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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]

@ Dort_Owl @hexbear.net

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It's a living

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 2nd to March 8th, 2026 - The Second Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread

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  • Am I missing something or is the US leadership really this incompetent because everything I'm reading makes it sounds like the US is kind of mid in its attacks and making a bunch of mistakes such as shooting it's own planes down.

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 2nd to March 8th, 2026 - The Second Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread

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  • Stockpiles are exsaused after two days? How far ahead did they plan this?

  • Introducing... Snuggle Sessions!

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  • You just want to cuddle me so you can stab me I know your game buddy

  • Panamanian Golden Frogs Disappeared From the Wild Due to a Deadly Fungus. Now, Scientists Are Returning Them to Nature

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  • U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus

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  • Yeah these guys have drunk their own coolaid. I knew it. I told you all dawg.

    You don't get that rich and evil without having some way to delude yourself into thinking there is some kind of higher plan and that you're chosen or something.

    It would be so, so very funny if Jesus ends up being real and they actually do get him to come back and he's just like "Oh... Oh wow." And just sends all these ghouls to hell immediately for playing god and mistreating gods green Earth and children.

  • two paths

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  • Isn't egoism just selfishness with extra steps? Why not just be a regular ol' neolib in that case?

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    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • Something weird on this cracker...

  • Featured

    Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 2nd to March 8th, 2026 - The Second Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread

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  • Please let Tesla build it and make it out of stainless steal or some shit lmao

  • Amerikkka doesn't know what they've done

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  • :yea: Haha yeah, I'm garbage

  • Amerikkka doesn't know what they've done

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  • Peter what is this?

  • Featured

    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • Hgghguuu

  • Featured

    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • Umm

    Y-yes?

  • Featured

    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • Chicken butt

  • "I am truly one of the Greatest Presidents in the History of our Country, the G.O.A.T..."

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  • That spells GPHC dude

  • What's the worst ACTUAL movie you've ever seen?

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  • Dog (2022)

    If you want to see an ex soldier mistreating a dog played as a wholesome feel good story, it's your movie! There is a scene where this guy leaves his dog in the car to go drinking in a bar in Portland. Some people in the bar call him out for it and the movie treats it like they're loony liberals and you're supposed to feel sorry for him for getting called out? Weird.

    Not Without Hope (2025)

    Movie about a bunch of unlikeable footballers stuck in the ocean because of their own lack of safety consciousness. Movie becomes a weird christian thing.

  • Featured

    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • I love it when people mistake my playfulness for immaturity.

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    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • Fr most of my games work better on Linux than Windows

    Baldurs Gate 3 runs perfectly at decent settings on my geriatric 7 year old laptop now

  • Jump Scared by the Tagline

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  • She gives me the WILLIES

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    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • We are flooded with media that tells us to accept the status quo

  • memes @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    When you have the most expensive military in the world but your leaders have worms for brains

  • Cute @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Hey bro got any shrimp?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Got his ass lmao

  • bloomer @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    You can pry my whimsy from my cold dead hands

  • bloomer @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    WEEKLY BLOOMER THREAD: If you have some good vibes to share, share them here!

  • news @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    US AND ISRAEL ATTACK IRAN

    www.aljazeera.com /news/liveblog/2026/2/28/live-israel-launches-attacks-on-iran-multiple-explosions-heard-in-tehran
  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Do you think the internet is being rendered unusable on purpose?

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    New male just dropped

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Just build a banana. What are you, stupid?

  • Cute @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Look at them silly feet

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Would you still love me if I was a hand with two heads?

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    Some of you tankies are having trouble understanding

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    I'm so bad at badposting that when I play badminton they just let me win because the game is named after me

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    What if we smooched in the Mater bed?

  • chat @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    "Capitalism isn't bad, it's just late-stage capitalism that sucks"

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    I can't believe Trump took a big dump on stage at the state of the union and said "Now's your chance to be a [big shit]"

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    I'm a chinmaxxer follow these five easy steps to make your chin fucking huge

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    When the Joker jorks it do you think he says "I'M GONNA JOKE!" when he jokers all over the place?

  • memes @hexbear.net
    Dort_Owl [they/them, any] @hexbear.net

    I hate that my country is a US lapdog