No thanks, I’m only interested in HOT DADS

Damn, piracy keeps looking better and better

Oh for sure. I’m sure there are times I am fooled by it, but I also see through it a lot and it’s so gross and manipulative when you can spot it.

I bet he has a good metabolism

How do you feel about mayonnaise?

SLORP

Because you’re cool

I mean, kinda

As far as I know it wad just a Yandex data center and a scraper at worse. Someone more knowledgeable can correct me though.

I love how Data just looks mildly confused

Not boring at all!

Didn’t even get a chance to hatch 😞

Thank you!

I can’t believe they milked that poor pumpkin in one of those chinese milking farms

I-

… Urgh.

Based and bug pilled

Worked for Skyrim

I’m joking. The accents in that game are hilarious. They’re all over the place, and the US accents stand out like a sore thumb.

My favorite is the one dude in the dark brotherhood who when you first talk to him just states “I’m a werewolf!” in the most Solid Snake ass American accent.

I can’t cuuuuuum~ with or without youuuuuu~

HAW