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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]

@ Dort_Owl @hexbear.net

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It's a living

  • Bikinis (Bike-inis)

  • I'm just a small business I can't afford anything but rat ribs

  • Operation Yolo Swag

  • Wholesome!

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    The site outage made me right-wing. Please support my small business.

  • KABOOM

  • Listen, I'm not bright, but even I was taught correlation does not equate causation when I was like 12

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Funniest shit I've seen all day

  • But surely they account for if things don't go as planned.

    Right?

  • Am I missing something or is the US leadership really this incompetent because everything I'm reading makes it sounds like the US is kind of mid in its attacks and making a bunch of mistakes such as shooting it's own planes down.

  • Stockpiles are exsaused after two days? How far ahead did they plan this?

  • You just want to cuddle me so you can stab me I know your game buddy

  • Yeah these guys have drunk their own coolaid. I knew it. I told you all dawg.

    You don't get that rich and evil without having some way to delude yourself into thinking there is some kind of higher plan and that you're chosen or something.

    It would be so, so very funny if Jesus ends up being real and they actually do get him to come back and he's just like "Oh... Oh wow." And just sends all these ghouls to hell immediately for playing god and mistreating gods green Earth and children.

  • Isn't egoism just selfishness with extra steps? Why not just be a regular ol' neolib in that case?

  • Something weird on this cracker...

  • Please let Tesla build it and make it out of stainless steal or some shit lmao

  • :yea: Haha yeah, I'm garbage

  • Peter what is this?

  • Hgghguuu

  • Umm

    Y-yes?

  • memes @hexbear.net

    When you have the most expensive military in the world but your leaders have worms for brains

  • Cute @hexbear.net

    Hey bro got any shrimp?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Got his ass lmao

  • bloomer @hexbear.net

    You can pry my whimsy from my cold dead hands

  • bloomer @hexbear.net

    WEEKLY BLOOMER THREAD: If you have some good vibes to share, share them here!

  • news @hexbear.net

    US AND ISRAEL ATTACK IRAN

    www.aljazeera.com /news/liveblog/2026/2/28/live-israel-launches-attacks-on-iran-multiple-explosions-heard-in-tehran
  • askchapo @hexbear.net

    Do you think the internet is being rendered unusable on purpose?

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    New male just dropped

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Just build a banana. What are you, stupid?

  • Cute @hexbear.net

    Look at them silly feet

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Would you still love me if I was a hand with two heads?

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Some of you tankies are having trouble understanding

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    I'm so bad at badposting that when I play badminton they just let me win because the game is named after me

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    What if we smooched in the Mater bed?

  • chat @hexbear.net

    "Capitalism isn't bad, it's just late-stage capitalism that sucks"

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    I can't believe Trump took a big dump on stage at the state of the union and said "Now's your chance to be a [big shit]"

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    I'm a chinmaxxer follow these five easy steps to make your chin fucking huge

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    When the Joker jorks it do you think he says "I'M GONNA JOKE!" when he jokers all over the place?