CNN is reporting that Secret Service identified a shooter and they are now dead. [No source yet. Just watching live]
CNN is now reporting that the shooter is in custody
Wolf Blitzer of CNN witnessed the shooting
someone tried to get through the mags with a gun
WH Press Secretary says their will be shots fired before Correspondents dinner
Kash Patel’s girlfriend was in the bathroom holding hands with another man
I hope the shooter had the foresight to place a Polymarket bet on himself
I wonder when people will start betting on stuff they want to see happen, in thr hopes that someone else will do it for the benefit of the cashout
I hope this doesn’t break up Tenacious D again.
I had to look this one up and damn it is real
https://xcancel.com/i/status/2048180791356821988
Instead of a traditional roasting by a comedian, the event was set to feature Oz Pearlman, an Israeli mentalist, who performs mind-reading demonstrations.
Hoping we get some Mossad mind control assassin discourse out of Qanon folks with this
CSPAN callers area already saying this shit was staged lol
You can’t just hace your first name be Oz. Last name is okay
Ever heard of Osman the Great? Checkmate, Byzantine.
I haven’t. Couldn’t have been that great
Didn’t see that one coming did you bozo
Excuse me, Waiter…my Ka$h is cucked, will you please take it back to the kitchen?
Ku¢k Patel
the real victim tonight was Kash.
In live footage of the incident, shouting could be heard in the background, with someone yelling “USA” and “God bless America” repeatedly.
Imagine rooting for your country during a shooting. I’d argue that a shooting is the new ‘as American as Apple pie’ as American as a shooting. As American as gun violence.
Jamil Abdullah al-Amin (formerly H. Rap Brown) said “Violence is as American as cherry pie.”
Getting in on the ground floor this was a false flag to distract from iran.
Erika Kirk was in the building…
Vance is going after Melania now?
This is just like when they were passing through Butler, PA and Trump decided that he wanted an ear piercing. But nooooo, Donnie T can’t just fucking go to Claire’s like a normal person…
OR just a distraction so Trump doesn’t have to speak in front of people.
NOW they can use the remote controlled A.I. puppet that WE taxpayers paid for.
They are sending JD Vance to do press briefings while KKKaroline Levitt is on maternity leave.
Aah, the lesser of two weasels.
When you do a distraction to distract from a distraction to distract from a distraction…
It is utterly humiliating tbat the world is run by a tyrant who is simultaneously totally unaware of what is going on and the luckiest man on earth.
Fucking Mr Magoosulini
luckiest man on earth.
Are we going to imply that Teflon Don gets by on pure skill?
Let me guess, the bullets will be engraved with anti-maga rhetoric, they’ll find a manifesto that is written like 19th century poetry, and they’ll be some form of LGBTQ which conveniently will be all over their “social media” pages.
I aint buying the idea that this was a false flag, trump can’t plan shit without it leaking through a prediction market or something. Someone would have bet on a failed assassination.
Maybe that’s why they’re coming down so hard on that Maduro polymarket guy.
Reality is a spectacle and we live in a post truth world. I wouldn’t rule anything out
another failed attempt, like the one before he won the election, now another one to help him in the midterms? lol this shit is scripted
God keeps saving him because he hasn’t finished destroying the usa yet.
Chinese evangelical dad vindicated once again
Or he’s the most unpopular president ever and someone has already tried to kill him and lots of people want to. I’m legit 50/50 tho
Imagine the first one was faked and now they’re dealing with copycats.
As long as people are shooting at him its all good
- It would be so on brand.
No, literally nothing is real, the most unpopular and openly fascist president couldn’t possibly have actual assassination attempts against him 🙄 Honestly, does anyone have any actual explaination for why this, and literally every other attempt, was staged? “Think about it bro” doesn’t count, nobody will take us seriously if we just sound like the leftist version of Uncle Cletus ranting about the Biden Crime Family.
His ear looks fine for supposedly having a bullet clip it.
Yeah I don’t doubt that he milked a noninjury and faked that, but that’s not what people are saying. They’re saying that the attempted assassination is a false flag, which there is literally no credible evidence for. Big “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams” vibes.
Either he knew that was coming and had a fake blood packet on hand or his body can regenerate pieces like Wolverine.
Yeah he definitely had a fake blood packet, and the guy behind him definitely fake died of a gunshot wound 🙄
I’m not arguing the guy in the stands got got, I don’t think Trump would blink twice at using a sacrificial lamb to give it legitimacy.
This is proof that time travel is real. Time travelers all ensuring that he survives as him staying elected as president is detrimental to the survival of the human race. He will ensure the collapse of amerikkka and will usher a period of world peace this world has never seen before in history. /j
I think some of the reactions are interesting like Dana White who said he was thrilled. They’re treating it like dinner theater. This is like a new level of access between the press (and Trump’s people) and the President. Come be part of the show. It’s an experience. It’s starting to feel like that’s the more important part. If something did happen to Trump, they would still be drinking and laughing with brain matter all over their tables. Bring out the tarp for the front row like a Gallagher show. Watch the President get his melon smashed. Be part of history. The party must go on.
don’t act like we all wouldn’t do our best
yes but I would do it with a sincere and pure heart
But other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
Why can no one do it properly?
Smdh my dick head, nobody wants to impress Jodie Foster anymore
You used to be able to impress Jodie Foster, now you can’t because of woke
For your dear, for your honey …
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
The x files episode “never again” uses Jodi Foster for the psycho voice in a guy’s head. Truly amazing work there.
Plot armor.
The overlap of people willing to do a high profile political assassination and people able to competently pull off a high profile political assassination is very small.
A lot of success stories are people who got lucky.
see: the clusterfuck with the archduke
Goddamn i’m fucking jaded
I saw this and my brain immediately went “Oh, unfunny bit headline, I wonder what lib came up with this?”
Right? This felt like an OG Huffington Post headline about the President storming out after a mean joke.
Yeah I thought this was an unfunny bit too, before I took it seriously.
can’t have shit in this country
Third time wasn’t a charm…
I wonder which flavour of crank was this. RIP anyways. Lmao anyways.
The incompetency suggests disillusioned Qanoner.
I mean, it doesn’t matter, they always blame it on “radical leftists” no matter what.
Reports show that the perpetrator has a left hand, a clear sign of his affiliation with the left, calling many to ask the question: "Why do we keep letting the left get away with this?
apparently they’re trying to blame it on hasan
lmao, I wonder which think tank cooked that one up?
